Walt Rizzney

Streamlined my name there to be more like here. I had @ obsidian before dammit. Why did I delete my account

Stop guessing ages! You're as young as you feel!

@CBManchester @AlternativeMUFC Nah, turns out it was one mad cunt that asked MUST and then one person reported it which all the paper talkers jumped on

@AlternativeMUFC Couple of potential reasons: 1. Trying to calm things down regarding tragedy changing 2. Two huge clubs who’ve suffered tragedy showing that somethings are bigger than football regardless of rivalries. Regardless, it’s a great chance to show the class of our fans & club.

Genuine question - is this something that is done by other home fans every time the Scousers play away? Or is it just being expected from us, in the hope that we don't do it so that the media can go in to a complete frenzy and use it as a stick to leather us with?

@Miniruks Are you thinking about Phil Neville? Gary used to do it week in week out.

Never heard Neville urge Amorim to walk during his horror show of a tenure. Carrick comes in, wins 9/13, all but seals CL⚽️ & stabilises the club - now Gary, an unprecedented failure as a manager, wants to dictate that the ‘classiest’ thing for Michael is to step aside. Pathetic.

@noodles_nood @Jono_Smith1988 Though Sunderland fans shouldn’t talk about nonces though……

@noodles_nood @Jono_Smith1988 😂😂😂

Eddie Howes got Maddie McCann 😂😂😂

@FrankEra_ @noodles_nood

Look at the United players blanking Garnacho 😭

@UtdXclusive @AliceTalksFooty @noodles_nood

There's definitely more to the Garnacho situation than meets the eye. The social media comments and the cold shoulder from his former teammates suggest some serious issues developed before he left United. 👀 [@AliceTalksFooty TikTok]

All I feel is gratitude for this experience.

@InMrMac He’s gay you fucking moron. Typical QPR supported

@Dougvozm @I_amMukhtar I think we’d know if he was playing Gary Glitter records, you do know his job is broadcasted

Scott Mills has been sacked from the BBC following allegations about his personal conduct. He was dismissed suddenly, so I assume it must be something serious.

@AlternativeMUFC how are the Villa fans calling Sexy Bruno a rat when they’re being lead by one like Master Splinter

@AlternativeMUFC Luke Shaw. He only has one because he thought it was a new Peperami flavour

Teddy Sheringham.

@atifreds @David_Ornstein lol the bot is broken 😂 The replies are automated too

🚨🔴 BREAKING: Manchester United agree €21m plus add-ons deal with Royal Antwerp for Senne Lammens, here we go! Agreement in place for Belgian GK to join #MUFC immediately, deal set to be sealed after medical. Deal also included add-ons, as @David_Ornstein reports.

@Nina_Power_ Nina, when you look back over your life, can you pinpoint the event that caused your brain to start to rot? I know you think what you’ve just tweeted is insightful, but word salad is not nutritious for the intellect. I think the Nina 10 years ago would be very confused by you.

I suppose the now-legal drugs will come in handy when you're forced to stay in by the New Morality Police and watch re-runs of Bake-Off and late-stage Empire dancing shows.

Perhaps, just as Submission depicted Islam-with-French-characteristics (mistresses to polygamy, alcohol for natives), the Greens will ensure Islam-with-English-characteristics: Paddington Bear hijabs, litter-picking for natives, halal gammon, Allah Beer, &c. &c.

Manchester United love the comms. Pass it on.

"Can we get rid of this ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago." "But, Marge, it works on any ayatollah-- Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi. As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power." "I don't care who's consolidating their power."

@nothenrywinter @centregoals @thetimes Precisely. At best it shows the OP is ignorant, at worst is engagement farming

@centregoals @thetimes Sigh. Don’t every club operate on this installment model. I mean, Barca are going to owe United €30m come summer for Rashford, same with Napoli, Betis etc…..

🚨🚨| Manchester United owe rival clubs £422m in transfer fees with £238m due within a year. UCL qualification is now crucial as it would bring in at least £100m amid a £1.3bn total debt despite £32.6m operating profit. [@thetimes]

@raelbrav @aquitainexox

Germany watching WW3 start without them 😭