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@SophiaMinnaert Sophia, any word on MLB delaying the season by 2 - 4 weeks? Thanks!
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Jackson Chourio was hit by a pitch on March 4 in the World Baseball Classic. A recent MRI revealed a small hairline fracture.
The timeline is 2-4 weeks.
Milwaukee Brewers@Brewers
We've made the following transaction
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$200 to Someone who LIKES ⬇️
ONE TIME NUGGETS 🙏
Prop Joe@PropJoeDFS
This is hitting. This is hitting. This is hitting. This is hitting.
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You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?
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@consequence This was the last Lolla I went to, knew nothing would ever top it
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We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had an AI super cycle. We had deflationary growth. You could've shut your mouth, grifted, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no. You just had to blow it up. You. And your pride and your ego.
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people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now
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@JeffPassan Feels like an undisclosed Fanatics post, Jeff
Give him a warning @nikitabier
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Team USA will wear game-worn U.S. Olympic hockey sweaters to LoanDepot Park today for the WBC final against Venezuela. Center fielder Pete Crow-Armstrong and Olympic gold medalist Jack Hughes are partners with Fanatics, which delivered the jerseys for every member of Team USA.
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guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies
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If you're an idiot with great charisma, this is your golden age, this is your belle époque, this is your renaissance
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Make him take his morning dump and make it a really good one so that he thinks he’s in for a great day. Now make him have to take another. Now make him have to take another. Now have him take one more. Now make his wife say “oh my god are you shitting AGAIN?” through the door.
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The year of ranch you deserve is waiting. RanchFest ‘26 is here. We’re giving 3 fans a YEAR of FREE ranch + custom RanchFest merch.
To enter:
1. Like this post
2. Follow @jetspizza
3. Drop a comment
Plus, surprise merch drops all week. Entries close 3/16. Rules in bio.
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Rising gas prices are causing a steep rise in consumer prices and will slow any future economic growth. It is a tax on all Americans.
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