Captain Dudley Liam Smith

@lembitopik @reformparty_uk They were last in my poll

Why isn’t @reformparty_uk getting any coverage on the BBC tonight? Could it be that being second in the polls isn’t as important to the BBC as their fear of being defunded?

@lexi_wrldd Fluffy

@CilComLFC It's sick man with lipstick, like all the other sick men with lipstick on

A woman in Cheshire, England has been jailed for having ‘cocaine-fuelled sex with a dog’ and possessing images of the incident. What do you notice?

@Rod__Mason Northern Island sounds good, let's roll the dice and shake it all up a bit

Can someone please answer me this simple question: Where would Labour 🥀 send all the illegal Channel migrants originating from unsafe countries, if not back to France 🇫🇷 nor to Rwanda 🇷🇼? Where will they send them? 🤔 🇬🇧 🗳️

@Feargal_Sharkey @thameswater @Ofwat I wouldn't trust them to supply clean tap water

So @thameswater has “19bn of assets in ‘poor’’ or ‘failed condition’ or are ‘no longer capable of reliably performing their function’, and are a ‘risk to public safety’”. Greed, profiteering and @ofwat’s demands that WCs “sweat the assets” to blame. ft.com/content/a3a68a…

@TheGeneral_0 Defend yourself with exstream predudice

What are you supposed to do when people protesting are banging on your vehicle?

@FFS_WhatNow It's not a real cervix is it and what about the prostate? That's still retained in these so called women

"A cervix, I understand, is something that you can have following various procedures and hormone treatment" - David Lammy. DO NOT VOTE FOR THESE STONEWALL CAPTURED MORONS!

@maitlis Sad but true

Biden’s last act of service must be to withdraw theneweuropean.co.uk/bidens-last-ac…

@ElieNYC They're both too old but Trumps also douche bag aswell

My kid just said: “It’s sad to watch a pack of lies beat a good person just because the good person can’t speak.” I literally just gave him a hug and said that “debates don’t matter.”

@EHM08210438 @CharlotteCGill You dropped the soap one too many times?

Why do so many young men put their hands in their pants? Honestly what is going on.

@JamesEsses We haven't, not even 1% of the population uses the cis term or even shares those views

“Transwomen are women” But “Cis women are…cis women” How on earth have we ended up in a world where a man is considered to be more of a woman…than a woman?!?

@HazelAppleyard_ It's the musing of the mentally ill

Can anyone figure out wtf this is actually trying to say?

@piersmorgan Looks that way, they should both stand down

That US presidential debate was one of the most excruciating things I’ve ever watched. As I’ve been saying and writing for the past year, Joe Biden is physically and mentally unfit to serve as President. He has to stand down.

@741opamp @bindelj I'd be happy for him to disappear... from my screen

@bindelj David Tennent is pathetic bully, desperate for any publicity he can get. Like all of these vociferous ’celeb’ luvvies he thinks his opinion is of higher value than anyone else’s. The best thing that could happen is for us the public to stop watching anything he takes part in.

🧵 I suppose I am one of the "little whinging fuckers" on the wrong side of history, according to David Tennant's narcissistic posturing. When I was 16, an older male friend decided to rape me when we were alone in a train carriage. I had no way of finding a female-only

@ChemicalTypes Blocked for having a bad opinion

all david tennent did was tell a transphobic bitch to shut up and said he would be happy if she was gone. using his freedom of speech to do so. He hasnt sent the police to her house to arrest her, or done anything to actually prevent her from speaking.

@sk1tguru View source

“Women in tech” its just HTML lmaoo

USA media dishes brutal truth about Brexit Britain “Every decision taken by Tory (and @LibDems) governments was a political decision—it did not need to happen that way. Austerity was never the hard logic of dutiful caretakers; it was a political calculation to rescue rich friends and dump the burdensome price on those least able to endure the cost.” “There is mold in the walls and shit in the rivers, posh butter in the supermarkets has anti-theft tags stuck to it, the trains run on schedule about half the time, the average pub-poured pint of lager—the blood of the nation—is nearing the criminal price of 5 pounds ($6.34), and on May 22 a new general election was announced to the people of Great Britain by a prime minister who is richer than the king.  “Should the polls prove correct—short of a 2016-scale error—the annihilation will be justified. Wage growth is at its lowest level since the Napoleonic Wars. What the Financial Timescalls the “rental market” and what the rest of us call “How much of your money someone richer than you takes every month” is stratospherically inflated; rent is about half a person’s average salary in London. Chain stores on British high streets close permanently at a rate of 14 per day, leaving most shopping areas a procession of corrugated shutters, uncollected rubbish, and the sleeping bags of the homeless. “The precious marvel that is the National Health Service is cracking at the seams; at the current rate, waiting lists will not be cleared for another 685 years. The union for junior doctors, the BMA, has organised 10 strikes and walkouts in the past year for a pay deal that would only bring wages up to the current level of inflation. The city of Birmingham was the first to tip over into bankruptcy; more will follow. “In 2022, at least 3% of all families in Britain—around two million people—could not afford to eat. Like a revenant from Dickens, Victorian diseases like scurvy, rickets, and scabies are back to blight children. “Life expectancy has dropped to the lowest level since 2010—tellingly, the year the Conservatives took power, at the height of the recession.” “These are the bitter fruits of austerity: an experiment in sado-monetarist economics and financial barbarism. Not much unites those five PMs other than the constant ritual tribute in blood to their coiffed icon, Margaret Thatcher. Yet Thatcher, back in the 1980s, did not lie about how brutal the first shock of neoliberalism was going to be. She coldly promised torture before riches. “Its sequel, however, was pitched by its architect George Osborne, chancellor under David Cameron, as a bit of belt-tightening resembling that most prized memory in the national canon: the Blitz Spirit. Come on, chaps, buck up and give it some welly. The shattering of society into thinner fragments was supposed to be a hardy adventure.  “Midway through this downhill plummet, Britain bumbled backward out of the EU. The wreckage of this four-year disaster can now best be seen as an attempt to escape the harsh bite of austerity. “Brexit was a retreat from hunger into myth: an embrace of antique fables about British pluck and derring-do, a belief that even without an empire and an industrial base this archipelago might reclaim past glory. Faced with profound turmoil, much of the nation turned to a half-remembered falsehood about their grandfather’s generation, marching along with Churchill. This election is the reckoning Brexit postponed. newrepublic.com/article/182987…

@loups1973 Never heard of Revolut?

Daughter’s boyfriend on a job in Nottingham. He’s just started so I gave him £50 cash to tide him over till pay day. His Scottish notes have been refused in EVERY shop. Boys starving. Just had to bacs him money. 🤬

@chilternbear11 The US over produced corn and then added corn syrup to all the food

People were much thinner in the 70’s and not afraid of the sun…what changed?

@visegrad24 That vagabond style looks proper shit

BREAKING: The Taliban have demanded that Afghan woman are not allowed to attend to upcoming UN conference on Afghanistan in Qatar on June 20th. The Taliban also demanded that all discussions about women’s’ right are removed from the agenda. The UN has agreed to the demands