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@curraheevet @sportsgirls_51 I dont think you need to worry about the guys.

@sportsgirls_51 I'll remind all of you guys, those are minors.

What do you think she would’ve done if she hadn’t noticed the camera?🧐

@dwightjaynes With all due respect, and I do mean with all do respect, go fuck yourself.

And so the tenure of the least-talented late-night host in history mercifully comes to an end!

@BlueStateBkues @peabodyfmdev Then you truly are a clueless, mindless, fuck face. Congrats on 28 years of ineptitude.

@peabodyfmdev I’ve lived in the greater Portland area now for 28 years, never heard of CityFair. Blues Festival? Yes. Beer fest? Yes. CityFair? Nope.

Dafuq is "CityFair"?!? Quit making up random shit lady. It makes you look dumber than you really are, which is incredibly hard to do.

@SJohn_1974 @CollinRugg Just come out and say your wife cheated on you.

I’ll say it again, something happened to people during the COVID lockdowns. This kinda stuff has spiked since then. Covid lockdowns made people mentally crazy🤯. Have you noticed it’s mostly women and not men because men were doing a lot of the essential jobs still and weren’t locked down like women were because women do mostly Office kind of jobs ,indoor kind of jobs. Woman where venturing into online demented stuff because of being at home and no where to go at that time.

NEW: The Georgia high school teacher who was already accused of m*lesting a student in a school closet has been slapped with 11 new charges. Maris Nichols, 25, has been arrested again just two weeks after her first arrest. Here is what she is accused of: - Abusing five other teens, including a girl. - Having s*x with a student in a classroom closet. - Having s*x with a teen in a public area. - Having s*x with a teen in his car at a golf course one day after having s*x with a different teen in his Hummer. - Sending videos of herself to teens under 16. - Sending photos to a girl and telling her to watch "Fifty Shades of Grey."

@WhatsNewsHere @nypost Behind.

@nypost What is happening with teachers? Where is this coming from?

Teacher charged with having sex with student in school closet now accused of abusing 5 others, including girl trib.al/J0W4DEP

@WreckemSGT @BrentHBaker Yet here you are. Commenting on things you have never watched.

@BrentHBaker Proud to say I've never watched that retard once 😂

12:53 AM ET. The end. The final 90 seconds of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

@ffmelis Find eight drunk buddies and lift the car up.

Usta bir şoför olarak ileri mi gidersin geri mi ?

@MLSMoves @TimbersFC you paying attention? #rctid

Any MLS team that isn’t happy with their season should fire their manager now. They have the rare opportunity to have 8 weeks off due to the World Cup and can have a hard reset this summer. Several guys need to go. Vanney, MDS, etc. The seasons still have plenty of time to be saved!

@StingrGolf I wouldn't want to be within 3 miles of that golf course with these a-holes playing.

One of the greatest sand shots I’ve ever seen 🤯

@_SoccerThoughts @WhitecapsFC You don't move clubs. Clubs are a part of the community. Soccer is not like every other franchised business.

@WhitecapsFC Move the team. The city and province don’t want them.

Vancouver Whitecaps FC have released an official statement. Read more here: whitecapsfc.com/news/statement… #VWFC

@harry971503 @SportsGuyJeremy His hair.

@SportsGuyJeremy Why does omir make that much? Did we make that contract or did we take it on from ny? Can’t remember how he joined

Happy Salary Release Day! Not pictured are Ian Smith and Gage Guerra ($88K guaranteed compensation). #RCTID

@M_Thomp722 Yeah, at Jesuit.

Hate this. Cates is a great coach and has done so much for the school and the community. She will find another gig if she wants one.

@VinnysCorner1 How many times do we need to murder you on social media?

It’s Game 7 of the World Series, bases loaded, 2 outs, tie game, in the bottom of the 9th. You can choose any batter in baseball in their prime to get you a hit… WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?

@Jeb_AI @historyrock_ This jackass has to have everything spelled out for him. If you don't understand allegories as an art form, you have wasted your life.

@historyrock_ I felt sorry for them. They tried so hard to “say something” and got really close, but never quite got there. So they gave up and became pop stars. A real waste of potential. they could have been so much more…

U2 is one of the most influential and successful rock bands in history. It was formed in Dublin, Ireland, in 1976. They were originally called Feedback and then The Hype before adopting their final name, U2. Their four founding members have remained the same since the beginning: Bono (Paul David Hewson) on lead vocals and rhythm guitar, The Edge (David Howell Evans) on lead guitar, keyboards, and backing vocals, Adam Clayton on bass, and Larry Mullen Jr. on drums. They began with post-punk and new wave influences but evolved into an epic, alternative rock style with strong social and spiritual themes. They are known for their stadium anthems, profound lyrics, and spectacular live performances. Among their most important albums are 1987’s The Joshua Tree, their most iconic album, 1991’s Achtung Baby, 2000’s All That You Can’t Leave Behind, and 2004’s How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb. They have sold over 170 million albums worldwide, won 22 Grammy Awards, and were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2005. Some of their most iconic songs include “With or Without You,” “One,” “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For,” “Sunday Bloody Sunday,” “Beautiful Day,” and “Vertigo.” U2 remains active after nearly 50 years in the business, with Bono and The Edge as the primary songwriters.

@abooker17 How many people at Providence Park are really thinking "Hmmm, you know my chainsaw is getting pretty old now."

Congrats all, looks terrible 👍

@OS_Beaver How about neither. You can call yourself KFC all you want, but you'll never be Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Which Pac-12 division would be stronger?

Rumors that the Pac-12 may grow beyond its name, if it secures Autonomy 5 status in expansion. League officials conversations with major TV execs say below would get it done. #PowerFive

@TimbersFC @FotMob @MLS @GolazoAmerica Kind of rude of you to call out Kelsey like that. #rctid

OUR FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN 💚

@MichaelAArouet @Shammy_Research You mean you prefer living in riverside?

@Shammy_Research Only if one deems living in an apartment the size of a shoebox without air-conditioning "stability and benefits“.

This is eye-opening. A fast food job in the US pays significantly more than AI developer jobs in France or Germany, which have higher salaries than most other European countries. Europeans simply don’t notice how poor they become compared to others. Choices have consequences.

@PhilMickelson Fuck off LIV boy.

No more oil from the Middle East, skyrocketing gas prices, highest gas tax in the nation, jet fuel shortage, national security threat from CA’s policies, and marine life destruction from the largest natural seepage in the world. This is equivalent to the guy drowning trying to drown the guy saving him. The epitome of incompetent leadership right here.

@Sara_Varnholt Based on this photo, you are probably 23 going on 58.

Men be honest: road trip date, I light a cigarette but roll the window down… is that okay?