The K engineer

@JedaVerica @OmaeOkara Nipe fomu ya Bosongo I have four of them near Kisii university

@OmaeOkara Sina form ya nyamira lkn, they look nice though

We tried to utilize our clients budget and we were able to put up these 4 bedsitters and a one bedroom. Installed water supply to this project and his home. In my opinion this was a worth investment by utilizing his retirement fund to do this. Infact na akabaki na pesa za probox with small car finance. Mwalimu sasa ni landlord and collects 48k monthly from this. Not only his insurance but hata watoto watabenefit over time. Another happy client, another successful project. Pesa ya cabbage for me.

@OmaeOkara @ndiacha_remy I knew it,with the bricks and the hills in the background, the client must be a retired fellow pathfinder! Now he will enjoy his Soya in peace!

@ndiacha_remy Mwenyewe ni SDA. Sasa unajua client is boss.

@kamauwaruhiu Back then in my Adventist primary school we ate Githeri/Nyoyo from January to January we only missed once when one Ambrose Adeya Adongo declared the mother of all strikes and traveled home for a month or two the longest we stayed with our parents n longest we survived bila nyoyo

Growing up in a Kikuyu homestead, the first casualty was your gourmet tongue. We buried it at age 5. We don’t do fancy here. The spice rack had one MVP: salt. Pepper was for the rich, and herbs were what goats ate. Our food prep wasn’t cooking, it was emergency first aid. Step 1: boil. Step 2: mash. Step 3: survive. That’s the full recipe book. But honestly, that was the appetizer to our real problem. The main course? Meal prep for the apocalypse. Githeri wasn’t cooked, it was commissioned to last 4 business days. Refrigerators? Those were myths, like dragons and polite in-laws. I used to swear bacteria took one sniff of our cooking and filed for relocation. Just when that githeri started plotting a coup in the sufuria, Mum would baptize it with cold water and sentence it to 2 more days of hard labor. But the undisputed champion of immortality was mukimo. That thing would grow a fur coat of mold and still get served with pride. I’m convinced it could outlive all of us. Anyway, to cut this long suffering short, my house runs on the Rule of Two. Food is legally allowed to exist for two meals: supper and lunch. After that? Hiyo ni contract ya mbwa yangu Kipchumba. He’s our official food waste management officer, and he’s thriving. Leo amekula bishori rice anatembea kama minister.

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@_James041 How did the batch pass QC when the smell component is a very critical safety aspect? @EPRA_KE @NationalOilKE @ODPP_KE This is criminal & a serious oversight that is akin to intentions to commit terrorism & mass murder!

@OmaeOkara @musyoksss Ki bunker flani hivi

@musyoksss Hii si story na levels tu. There is a basement

The work is super clean. Simple concept that is easy to execute kwa ground. I envision a simple home like this where I intend to live happily ever after with my wife akitoka Australia in 2 years after masters? Msiniambie ukweli tafadhali hata mimi deep down najua.

@spartansold @mundeshe @Ian_San254 @WilliamsRuto Boss, leta quotation from Buffalo,Getembe hardware, Ouru superstores , Jumbo hardwares or any other which is below 900/- and I will buy 35 bags right away!

@TheKengineer1 @mundeshe @Ian_San254 @WilliamsRuto Mimi hii kisii town Moja Niko? Ata ukinunua huko nje ocha huwezi uzuwa more than 850, but also depends na type ya cement... Kuna ya 750 na bado Kuna ya 800

Hawa watuwekee QR code sasa tukuwe tunaverify on site

@spartansold @mundeshe @Ian_San254 @WilliamsRuto Depends on location, just bought a bag at 950/- kule Bosongo!

@mundeshe @Ian_San254 @WilliamsRuto Anyone mwenye amekua hii industry for long anajua tu hizi ni jaba unaongelea! Last time cement ilikua 500 was in 2013, when uhuru was exiting power in 2022 September hii Bei yake ilikua 750.. sahii ni 800 to 830

@CaptainOchenge Hapo sasa, Can connect you with some ex nduthi guys in the same biz minting some good monies from the trade.

F From mzee WA nduthi to Baba mboga. If you could have asked me naweza kua hapa, ningekukataza kabisaa. I am here to learn the dynamics so that when I begin farming big, at least I know where to take my farm products plus what the market wants. Sio wise kulima blindly

@Okanga_DesignIt @M_sumare 😂😂😂😂😂

@M_sumare It has 5 Bedrooms sir. And 6 Baths. Does this help?

Privileged to Design this Maisonette and i gave it my everything.

@_Sakko @MyDawaApp @CareHubPharmacy Safi thanks leo Homa naipeleka Bay …!

@TheKengineer1 @MyDawaApp Hii Sasa ni yangu .. pitia @CareHubPharmacy

hapa naye kijana mhindi from Gujarat outdid himself . Tembe inapiga flu teke teke

@OmaeOkara Hio nyasi iko poa tu….part of the Asmara international hotel has grass on rooftop and only when in close proximity you will realize below the natural grass rooftops are hotel rooms!

Just Achana na hiyo nyasi roof top. Not practical but the overall design is awesome and this house will typically cost you from 6.5 to 7.0m. From design, build & occupancy.

We warmly congratulate: 1. Hon. Benard Wafula Murunga- Chair, Sports Dispute Tribunal @SDTKenya 2. Hon. Dr. Nabil Orina-Chair, Land Acquisition Tribunal 3. Hon. Dominic Kipkemoi Rono-Member,Tax Appeals Tribunal on their well-deserved nominations as Judges of the High Court .

@OrtSecretariat Kenya National Lands Tribunal Dr Nabil Orina @OrinaEsq too

We warmly congratulate: 1. Hon. Cyprian Mugambi-Chairperson, Business Premises Rent Tribunal (BPRT) 2. Ms. Bellinda Akoth Akello- CEO, National Environment Tribunal (NET), on their well-deserved nomination as Judges of the ELC. Tribunals' family is proud of you.

Congratulations to the Ladies and Gentlemen who have been nominated to the position of Judge of the High Court of Kenya. Each of you have demonstrated immense competence and requisite temperament to hold this high office. I am especially proud of my friend and partner, @OrinaEsq for this achievement. It has been a long time coming and this milestone is highly deserved. May the Constitution serve as your compass, integrity be your anchor, and service to the people drive all of you as you undertake this new task.

@FaithOdhiambo8 Congratulations @OrinaEsq you truly deserved this! Now go forth and serve the nation with diligence and integrity!

@kamauwaruhiu My SXA11 is safe even with the Gusii Cane, Bosongo Rum and Nyankongo Extra Gin . Keroka Bureau of Standards (KEBS) verified. No adulterations!

They take old oil , filter it with cotton clothes add a little petrol and boom ! diesel . This will work with old tough models ,but those little Mazda demios and cx5 will cough like njeri Thorne in a wood kitchen in kathonzweni .

If I was a beginner investor starting with just KES 100,000 on the NSE today, Here's exactly how I would split it. Portfolio breakdown below 👇🧵

@lophatravels @mutahi_kariuki @amerix It was telkom then orange (France) back to Telkom after the scandal…this was owned by the GoK and YU was owned by Zimbabwean billionaire @StriveMasiyiwa5 through his Econet wireless telecommunications

@mutahi_kariuki @amerix Yu- orange-telkom

In 2002, I bought my Safaricom line. Ksh 2499. I still use it. It came in a metallic tin, with a booklet (a user manual), and a template for the SIM card. It was preset on the Taifa Tariff. Ksh 36 per minute billing during peak, and Ksh 27 per minute billing during off-peak. Per-minute billing means that even if you talk for 32 seconds, you will be charged the per-minute rate. At that time, KENCELL (later CELTEL, then ZAIN and now AIRTEL) was everyone's favourite carrier. Safaricom was struggling to attract subscribers due to KENCELL's awkward commercials that portrayed Safaricom's network as sluggish and chaotic. But, 2 months later, Safaricom reduced the price of its SIM cards to Ksh 99. I almost went mad after spending KSH 2499 just two months earlier. There were massive lines in Safaricom shops in Nairobi and Nakuru. Nakuru, Kenyatta Avenue, next to Merica Hotel, was impassable for 1 week. There was a Safaricom shop there, and later a Samchi Telecom shop. A lot of people had bought phones and kept them at home, especially Motorola T190 and Siemens C35, because they couldn't afford SIM cards or the cost of making calls. A Motorola T190 was selling at KSH 17,999. A Siemens C35 was selling at 11,499. Safaricom immediately began selling locked mobile phones that could be used only with Safaricom SIM cards. Later that year, Kibaki was overwhelmingly elected president, and his regime liberalised the telecommunications industry, and we began advancing in telecommunications technology. We have come from far!