Fat Jim Morrison

@BravesStash Lol hes batting like .190

Alex did fine replacing Freddie Alex did fine replacing Fried (Sale) Alex 100% dropped the ball not retaining Dansby.

@n8rix @OttoMaddox99 @TheInlet72 @alx @grok He wouldn't be racing with double pneumonia.

@TheLastLowrey @OttoMaddox99 @TheInlet72 @alx @grok He's likely had it for weeks

BREAKING: NASCAR racer Kyle Busch dead at 41.

@BryannaNasck No, not contractually.

eu me pergunto se os atores/equipe ganham alguma porcentagem da bilheteria

@_motherslug I did this recently to take a 1099/commisioned sales job. Been working in a cubicle for 14 years. Best decision I ever made.

Holy fucking shit I just put in notice at the soul-sucking corporate job that has been slowly destroying my psyche for the past five of the 12 years I've worked there. Is this even real???

@OttoMaddox99 @n8rix @TheInlet72 @alx @grok It didnt say it cant kill. Just not in 12 hours.

@TheLastLowrey @n8rix @TheInlet72 @alx @grok Pneumonia could absolutely kill someone at age 41. I can kill a person at any age if it gets out of control.

@slay1287163 Can't let you drag TMBG or System of a Down

list of probably the worst bands of all time: red hot chili peppers they might be giants AC/DC guns n' roses anything "pop-punk" or "nu-metal" Sleeptoken

@MRB_AI24 Its still their fault for the lack of communication. Leaving anyone waiting 90 minutes is disrespectful of your time, it's even worse the Dr. Or nurse didnt think you even deserve to know why you've been kept waiting.

My doctor was always 45 mins late, every visit. No apology it’s just "Take a seat." Last time I waited 1 hour 20 mins then I left. Then wrote a google review. I wasn’t mean but just honest: "Always late, brings a book."2 stars. He called me that night from his personal cell. "You think I'm late because I don't respect your time?" I said "...yes?"

Seinfeld was peak jewish subversion to 90s kids. Normalized a childless and promiscuous lifestyle to the goyim. Jerry was friends with his ex girlfriend Elaine who is a strong whore girlboss. Kramer is a leach. George’s cheapness killed his goy fiancé. All of them neurotic. The show about nothing brainwashed a generation into nothingness or nihilism.

@GSpellchecker I hear the cyclops doesn't even have one eye.

Ok. Since I've annoyed enough strangers on the internet today, I might as well carry on: Why are people pretending she isn't beautiful enough for this role?

@sasimons Oh man I remember you.

ugly stuff

@Ladylaw31256058 There is no "shot" you just selectively give to someone with pneumonia or the cold. You take antibiotics. Whatever sickness probably wrecked his energy, so he took a b12 shot or something similar.

Update on KYLE BUSCH. "During a Cup Series race on May 10 at Watkins Glen, Busch radioed in to his crew requesting medical aid from Dr. Bill Heisel and a “shot” after the race. According to the TV broadcast, Busch had been struggling with a sinus cold that was exacerbated by the intense G-forces and elevation changes at the Upstate New York road course." Official cause of death has not been released.

@n8rix @TheInlet72 @alx @grok Pneumonia doesnt kill a healthy 41 year old in w4 hours. Ive had severe Pneumonia in both lungs. Youre sure as shit not racing with it.

@TheInlet72 @alx @grok It was complications from pneumonia. Really sad.

@HiilJoe @TheInlet72 @alx @grok Ive had sever pneumonia. It doesn't kill a 41 year old in 24 hours.

@TheInlet72 @alx @grok Sinus infection leading to pneumonia

@BravesStats @AtticusHonor @WatchingBraves People have been saying some hilarious things in this. For the record, i dont really give a shit who showed up to anyone's little league game. Im talking about who is fun to watch when youre watching 120+ games a year.

@AtticusHonor @TheLastLowrey @WatchingBraves Olson showed up my Division I school for a baseball fundraiser and was hilarious. Freeman was an hour away for 12 years and never did.

We'll never know exactly what happened. But if AA's perspective on the story shared behind closed doors is enough for Freddie to not be upset with AA anymore (and fire his agent), it's enough for me to believe he made the best decision he could with the facts he had at the time.

@athenaeumbc Victorian era England is obviously way over represented.

The Guardian has just published its "100 best novels of all time" list — these are the top 12. Toni Morrison's Beloved is in 2nd. Dostoevsky does not make the top 25... What do you think?

@KemalOnor Ready Player One

Have you ever read a popular book so poorly written that it makes you mad?

@aakashgupta This all under the assumption that none of the money gets spent.

The spreadsheet math on this is brutal. She left roughly $54 million on the table. Yet she probably just made the best financial decision of her life. $1M in an S&P 500 index fund at age 20 compounds to approximately $58M in inflation-adjusted terms by age 80. The historical real return is about 7% annually over 97 years of data. Her annuity pays $52,000 a year. Over 60 years that totals $3.1M. The gap is 18x. Every finance account in these replies will tell you she's wrong. The compounding math is clear. Take the lump sum, put it in VOO, don't touch it for 60 years. The Certified Financial Planner Board says roughly a third of lottery winners declare bankruptcy within five years. Illinois court records show 28% of winners who won $50K or more went bankrupt in the same window. The average winner spends 60% of their winnings on family and friends in the first two years. She's 20. Peak impulsivity, minimal financial literacy, and every person she's ever met just found out she has a million dollars in her checking account. The $1M doesn't go into a Vanguard account. It goes into the most socially pressured spending environment a human being can occupy. $1,000 a week is a permanent $52K salary, tax-free in Canada, that arrives whether she makes good decisions or catastrophic ones. Can't be drained by a partner. Can't be lost to a scam. Can't be "invested" in a cousin's restaurant. Shows up every Friday for the rest of her life. The spreadsheet says lump sum by 18x. The data on what actually happens to people who receive $1M at 20 says she just bought the most expensive insurance policy in lottery history, and it was worth every dollar she gave up.

@FrontRowBrian I dont understand the Ariel hate, but after w 20 years Im done listening to Mauro.

If Netflix gives MVP another shot and I'm doubtul they will, here are some thoughts.... 1) Mauro and Ariel have to go. My TL was flooded with criticism of Ariel. Literally every mention of him was negative. He is radioactive. Sean Wheelock is more than capable of doing pbp. I'd have Josh Thomson in Ariel's role. Florian is solid on color. 2) Hire a matchmaker with a brain. There were some very dangerous mismatches. JDS just had his life shortened by about 6 years. How about bringing in @PFLMMA to advise on match ups and provide some talent for the undercard? Maybe MVP MMA Powered By PFL? In other words, MVP clearly has no idea what they are doing. Bring some people in who have been around the sport. People with a clue. 3) Focus on 2-3 fights. No one gives a shit about the depth of the card. You're just burning money. You're not marketing to the hardcore audience. 4) Ronda cannot be a mouthpiece for the promotion. She is the white Jasmine Crockett. No one likes her. No one even understands her constant references to an anon UFC executive. 5) Pick a smaller venue literally anywhere. There was nonstop negativity in the lead up because of horrendous ticket sales in a gigantic arena. 6) overall, it was a complete and total fuckin disaster last night.

@AntEvansMMA Thankfully Stitch saved him a worse beating.

I've had friends in the industry insist I am wrong, but Nate Diaz is slurring his speech badly. It is very worrying. No, he hasn't always spoke like this - fuck off with that. He should not be allowed the fight again.

@Ozzz024 @MMAJunkie Fixed? What the hell else did you expect to happen. One of the great female judokus of all time fighting a woman that hasnt fought in 20 years, and wasnt know for grappling when she did.

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