Matthew, The EV Guy

@WhiteHouse Is he peeing?

@Braves @BarrettSallee Now do YouTube tv. I’ll wait.

Atlanta Braves and Xfinity Reach Distribution Agreement for BravesVision:

This makes me not want a Cybertruck

@WhiteHouse Q is that you?!?

@DirtyTesLa Thank god

Very excited to see what Tesla has coming, but we didn't get the ramp on the cybertruck tailgate. We are not getting 2 extra doors that increase manufacturing complexity, weight, AND look weird.

WWJD? Rally people online to make fun of people we don’t like!

@EWErickson WWJD? Gather the mob to make fun of someone online!

Come, friends, it is story time. Let me tell you a story. As most of you know, my wife has stage 4 lung cancer. With metronomic regularity, my wife has to have scans of her lungs to make sure her tumors are not growing, and the chemo she is on is working. I tend to forget when the scan days are. They stress me out. Then I wind up forgetting I have to be off work and take my wife to her appointments. Twice, the way I remembered scan days is because @Mike_Pence reached out to say that he and Karen had been praying for Christy and knew her scan appointments were coming up. Yep, the former Vice President of the United States, once while actively serving as VP, was my reminder that my wife's scans were upcoming. He and his wife are regular prayer warriors for my wife. I say all this to note that in the past few weeks, finally having gotten tired of the relentless bullying from the very online @BaptistLeaders E.D. @WilliamWolfe towards other Christians, I spoke out, and now William regularly tries to shame me into not speaking up and not speaking out about faith issues. I have an actual (largely harmless) stalker and William is rapidly becoming a second one. William even attacked the former President of the Southern Baptist Convention for pointing out @BaptistLeaders could have worked to resolve issues at a Baptist convention, but instead chose to complain while doing nothing. A few days ago, while publicly and privately chastizing me as a slob, hypocrite, and fake Christian who needs to repent, William sent me the note attached hereto. Notice how, for a guy worried about Christianity, it was all political. He is not really concerned about my faith or Christianity. He's concerned about politics, which is why he is not very successful operating within the church. And, frankly, I'd rather be on an island with "Mike Pence types" who pray for my wife than on an island with the theobros who keep failing to turn Christ's church into an avenue for politics. When you hold yourself out as some sort of godly Christian and think Mike Pence, an actual Christian of strong convictions, is a pejorative, you are actually the problem. The @AmReformer project is doomed to fail with very hyperonline guys like William leading @BaptistLeaders because actual Christians can smell the grift and sense the heartlessness of someone way more worried about Twitter ratios and "Never Trump" than the work of the church. If your project is measuring success by the metrics of how many times you have ratioed someone, you are not actually living in the real world and need to touch some grass. It actually is funny the money spent on a project to change the church that has actually done more to alienate churches from the underlying project just because the face of the project spends more time in rank jackassery towards Christians than any other group.

@WilliamWolfe @HuffPost Ratiod em just like Jesus asked you to!

@HuffPost L + Ratio you insufferable commies

If waving the American flag or chanting “USA!” turns you off right now, you're not alone.  huffpost.com/entry/theres-a…

The Christian way

@EWErickson Bud, I need to see the ratio metrics

@EWErickson Tv gig worked out well for Pete hegseth

She has given up trying to be the Governor of South Carolina and is now angling for a TV gig. I continue to worry about her mental health.

@farzyness @SawyerMerritt Agreed… uh unless it has 6 doors like the guy asked for.

@SawyerMerritt 3-row on Cybertruck chassis 100%. Absolute no brainer and INSTA-BUY in our family.

I don't think Elon is referring to the Model Y L or Robovan.

@SawyerMerritt It takes a while to do the math

You're only 6 months late to this news 😂

@Keller @farzyness EV drivers are DEMANDING limousines with more doors!

100% true. This effect has actually been studied carefully with shocking results

@SawyerMerritt Yes he is talking about the FIRST 6 DOORED VEHICLE IN AMERICAN HISTORY! Tesla is innovating again!

@rhensing No one wants a car with a steering wheel anymore

Tesla Rockville dead. Whut? I’ve been here at this time of morning before and it’s usually hopping. Good sign? Bad sign? 🤣🤷‍♂️

I know this Golden Corral VERY well. It’s giant, perhaps the BIGGEST Golden Corral in America. Rick Jackson has the support of many of the biggest, hardworking, salt of the heart people in Georgia. Governor Kemp is in trouble.

@DoctorJack16 A 6 doored clown car does sound cooler than a minivan

I think Elon is NOT talking about the Robovan, Model YL, nor the Roadster when he said that they are making "way cooler than a minivan". What is Tesla cooking up? 🤔 Whatever it is, I got a feeling I'm gonna need to get it. :)

@elonmusk @wholemars @typesfast All we want is a CyberClown car!

@typesfast Noted

If Tesla makes a car with 3 rows of seats, each with its own pair of doors so nobody has to climb over anybody else to get to their seat, they will create a baby boom the likes of which we haven’t seen in 80 years

@CyberMikeOG @elonmusk @LeahLibresco Wow and no one in the drivers seat! Unsupervised CyberSUV confirmed!

@elonmusk @LeahLibresco You don’t say!? CyberSUV incoming?

MAKE A MINIVAN, ELON.