JD Vance's couch

@BiasedHouston Rockets fans in here acting like we didn't watch Harder do this for a decade, only difference is Harden did it at 30

This is the difference between the Spurs winning and losing tonight.

@ohbunniesx Textbook definition of immaturity. People who don't get that you can't joke with everyone, learn the hard way. Some people joke back by rocking people in the face.

How do I explain to ppl that every single thing I say is a joke and I'm not actually dumb and I make things awkward on purpose bc I think it's funny how ppl react and don't know I'm messing with them and idk how to have a srs convo

@unusual_whales 😂 How much are we betting it's the same agreement before the tariffs? 😂

BREAKING: China said it reached a tentative agreement with the United States on tariff reductions and trade cooperation after the Trump-Xi summit in Beijing.

@BiasedHouston Yeah he nice. I knew Reed wasn't the answer. I don't care how well his shot was it wasn't going to be a difference maker on this team, but Castle at 6'6" to run out on the court with Amen, Jabari, Sengun, and KD....lean all the way into the defense n pray for a jumper

Didn’t get to catch the end of the game, but I am done pretending Stephon Castle isn’t good. I don’t care what the spreadsheets and on/offs say, that is a good basketball player.

@maner_travis @unusual_whales

@unusual_whales The system is broken and it discriminates against white fathers. Family Law is where due process dies and fictional financial information is created to enslave good father's to the government.

BREAKING: The U.S. will start revoking passports this week for parents who owe $100,000 or more in child support and soon will expand the policy, per AP

@aladetai @HalfwayPost 1. Read the emperor's new clothes. 2. In the grand scheme of things it's a made up position

@HalfwayPost No journalist should say those words to POTUS even when it's right

BREAKING: For the first time a journalist has reportedly told Donald Trump on a phone call, “Every single claim you have made about this war has been proven a lie within hours, and I will not be publishing anything you’ve told me today.”

@gvedak They have to address SS, LF and get at least 1 of the spencers back 100% healthy

Crazy that the Braves have scored the most runs in all of baseball, have the best run differential in all of baseball, and have the biggest divisional lead in all of baseball

@TheAngryBowel @MLB @Braves Name checks out

@MLB @Braves Old school baseball needs to come back 😐 Acuna wouldn't be stopping between 2nd & 3rd if there were consequences. Round the bases as if you've been there before 😐

Ronald Acuña Jr.'s first homer of the season comes in the new @Braves City Connect threads!

@BiasedHouston We could have just had both.

The better basketball player.

@RoccoS_CA @kurt13warner That's right. The good has to become evil and do evil before the evil do evil to the good and turn them evil doing evil. Unless the evil do evil to the good before the good have evil done upon them thus turning the good into evil doing evilers.

@kurt13warner I like you, Kurt, and we’ve communicated before, so I won't comment other than to say: there is evil in this world, and good has to do what is necessary to prevail.

I do not claim to know much… But I do know that my heart hurts when lives are changed forever due to the actions/decisions of others! My heart is hurting today!

@DanielW_X @YourAnonNews @RepMarkHarrisNC So for you the problem is the citizenship and not the drunk driving? You say undocumented shouldn't be here driving drunk. We say no one should be driving drunk. In your mind that makes us the bad guy 🤣

@YourAnonNews @RepMarkHarrisNC But... the illegal shouldn't be here in the first place

This is Fletcher and Skylar. They were killed by an illegal alien who crashed into them head-on. They were only 20 and 19 years old. Fletcher and Skylar are why I support ICE.

@don_dougan 15 points and 7 rebs out of your 3rd overall pick in year 4...shooting 44% and 36% from 3. JG averaged 20 on 42% and 34% from 3 and got ran outta town. Not saying we should have kept JG but what you are calling pretty good from a guy 6 inches taller is far fetched in comparison.

22-year-old Jabari Smith Jr went through a horrible 8 game slump from 1/3-1/16. In the other 44 games (85% of the season) he's been pretty damn good. 15.8 ppg 59.1% TS 56.1% eFG 46.4% fg 38.7% 3s 54.1% 2s 80.9% ft Perception is not always reality.

@pearls125992 @ShamsCharania He not a rookie

Two weeks out doesn’t just hurt Sarr it hurts the future we were watching unfold. A rookie big averaging 17/7/2 blocks isn’t normal. That’s not “promising.” That’s timeline-shifting. Rising Stars just lost its biggest star… and the Wizards just got a reminder how fragile momentum can be when you finally find a cornerstone. Heal up, Sarr. The league was starting to notice.

Washington Wizards center Alex Sarr has sustained a right hamstring strain and will miss approximately two weeks, sources tell ESPN. Sarr, one of three players averaging at least 17 points, 7 rebounds and 2 blocks per game this season, is now out for Friday's Rising Stars game.

@KDTrey5 @asisttime Lol a bunch of people chasing clout using this man's name and they use a *checks notes* parody account as their reference point?

@asisttime I can name you 20 players that played their best ball next to me

Why don’t players ever play better next to you? @KDTrey5 Accept it: you’re an elite scorer, not a leader. You don’t elevate teammates — you lower them. Remember your first season with the GSW — around this time, Curry was playing some of the worst basketball of his career. Kerr saw it in GSW. He put you in a role, and success followed. Udoka should do the same.

@esidery Houston Rockets need him. Clint Capela should do it.

The Clippers, Hawks, Mavericks, Nets, Pelicans, and Timberwolves are among the teams to recently express trade interest in Bennedict Mathurin. The Pacers are actively shopping Mathurin, an upcoming restricted free agent, on the trade market for a starting center.

@gioadn @garlic_wife @ebegger Lol say you have no clue what you are talking, without saying it. Posting a photo, on social media, with the location and name of the individual is literally the exact opposite of opsec. Wearing their gear makes all agents subject to being targeted.

@garlic_wife @ebegger Women, and men with too much estrogen, generally have trouble with situational awareness and 2nd/3rd order consequence anticipation. Don't feel bad it's pretty common. They are protecting their wives and children from violent radical commies and other "liberals"

@JimEric46344412 @RachelTrue @DougAMacgregor Maybe dig a little and see where how much of Tesla's revenue annually is from the US Government...aka federal tax dollars

@RachelTrue @DougAMacgregor Elon’s contributions are not coming from state and federal tax payers!! Big difference, basically the DFL’s money laundering scheme.

BREAKING: Minnesota day cares donated a combined $35 million to political campaigns just over the last 2 years.

@wally767 @AdamKinzinger @StateDept Unless someone is of native American descent, America is not their Homeland....🤷🏿‍♂️

@AdamKinzinger @StateDept You smell like a Globalist that sold out his homeland!

President Trump has ushered in a new era of peace through strength. Because of his commitment to the cause of peace around the world, America is respected again on the world stage.

@stabbmaster @AdamKinzinger Genesis 1:27, stating, "So God created man in His own image, in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them" (NKJV) So God created man in the Middle East...in his own image...what ethnicity is in the Middle East?

@AdamKinzinger Oh? What ethnicity is God, pray tell? Very curious to your answer in that

“Proud to be white” “God is king.” Wait till he hears about Jesus’ ethnicity

@WOODPUPPET @xMarketNews @TheHoustonWade Dude is likely locked up for the next 15 years and won't have access to computers for the rest of his life probably

@xMarketNews You should contact Houston Wade @TheHoustonWade he has info

BREAKING🚨 ANN VANDERSTEEL IS WORKING ON A STORY THAT WILL EXPOSE ONE OF THE BIGGEST CORRUPTIONS IN WALL STREET HISTORY $MMTLP - Journalist Ann Vandersteel urges the GameStop community to help take action against FINRA, Gary Gensler, and the SEC $GME