Matthew Thomas

So glad Pat McAfee has a broadcast on ESPN 2, I had some where to go to avoid more stupidity from first team all idiot Desmond Howard

@TiffanyFong What do Chinese people eat on Xmas?

why is eating chinese food on xmas a thing ???

@TheGoldenDays Basic 2.0, DOS, but neither were really OS so probably Windows 3.1

what was the first OS you ever used?

@Thebiglade Nonchalant guy doesn't reply because he doesn't care enough to

Your ex gf texted you saying "I'm dating someone better than you" Reply as a nonchalant guy

@RepJeffries They could care less? So you admit they care? I would be more concerned if they couldn't care less, like Democrats do. Dumb ass

The Affordable Care Act tax credits expire in a week. Millions of everyday Americans will lose their healthcare. Republicans could care less.

@Bricktop_NAFO Says earnings and then "taxes" the mans entire net worth, disingenuous or dumb either way you're a cunt

“I’m the largest individual tax payer in history. I pay over $10 billion in tax.” - Elon Musk Well that’s great Elon, but what percentage of your earnings was it that you paid? If he’s worth 700 billion and paid 10 billion, that’s only 1.43%. This is the fucking problem with bloodsucking billionaire vampires. They think because the tax they pay is a big number, that they don’t have to pay 15%-40% like the majority of the world. The rich can avoid tax legally. Billionaires shouldn’t have to pay more tax than we do, they should pay the same percentage…… they should pay what’s fair.

@NICKIMINAJ Gruesome Newsome grooms em'

Wanting to see more TRANSKIDS NEWSOME GRUESOME Haha Fire victims? Nah Hollywood? Nah Swatting calls to homes with innocent children? Nah GAVIN WANTS ONE THING. TRANSKIDS NEWSOME this one made me laugh really loud LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Gotta admit I’m funny

@PeriklesGREAT 1985 Buick Grand National, don't even know exactly how fast we were going because the speedo tops out at 85

The First time I did 100 MPH was in a ________________ ??

@owl_elc You sound fun

@Noahhcalls My gold etf is up today and up 30% year to date. What are you on about?

Bitcoin is down Altcoins are down Memecoins are down Gold is down Stocks are down How do we make money?

@TransRoofKorean @activity_no @JakeJ361918 @sourpatchlyds @memeticsisyphus Super helpful and kinda wild I didn't know this about meatballs

@activity_no @JakeJ361918 @ThomasRyanMatt @sourpatchlyds @memeticsisyphus

@Wisdom_HQ Now I see why 90% got it wrong. I was in disbelief but then I read the comments and 90% are in fact wrong due to poor reading comprehension not basic math

@sourpatchlyds @memeticsisyphus What the fuck is the f word? I'm so exhausted by everyone pretending there are bad words and then someone making up new ones we can't say

This reminds me of the British woman who, after having her skull fractured by a man, was ranting about him (rightly!) to a friend and called him the f-word. The friend she was texting turned her in for it, 11 officers arrested her while she was in the bath, and the man was not charged for attacking her. We're getting there! 🥲

@dycediva @burritos_man @capeandcowell @DefiantLs You meana book like "A History of Indigenous Slavery in Ghana" by Dr. Akosua Adoma Perbi?

@burritos_man @capeandcowell @DefiantLs No it doesn’t help because that’s not how it started. Actually pick up a book before they conspired to whitewash history.

Jasmine Crockett says white people shouldn't use the word "oppressed:" "You tell me which white men were dragged out of their homes, you tell me which one of them got dragged all the way across an ocean and told that you were gonna go and work."

@micah_erfan 😍

40% of Indiana voters voted for Kamala Harris. Under this new map, they will get zero representation. The Republican Party hates democracy.

@DisrespectedThe Any BMW or Mercedes

This should be fun.

@curiosityonx Honey

Answer without Google… What food can never spoil, even after thousands of years?

@SabrinaAnnLynn @WhiteHouse Says the liberal whose political party is in support of a million abortions per year. Yeah deportations are inhumane but killing 1 million developing humans is a health care choice. Sit down.

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

@NefflynBe Number one answer: 🍕

@wheresjady I spent so much time trying to figure out if your soulmate was a horse or you were like 4 weeks pregnant in the photo of yourself or something 😂

my soul mate got killed and that’s the only picture in existence of us together.