Anonymous Cowardly Troll-Demon

How could one not fall for an April Fools joke in this day and age? Every fucking day feels like an April Fools joke.

@mtracey It goes back to the same thing over and over. If Russia doesn’t want their refineries attacked, they should probably get the fuck out of Ukraine.

Meanwhile

@zachlanebryan People do weird shit like that with album sales too. “This was a flop because it didn’t sell this many units”. Holy shit who gives a fuck it’s a piece of art if it sounds amazing get it and enjoy it.

somethin weird I’ve noticed this year when a movie comes out theres a lot of talk and press about whether it made or if its going to make its production cost back? since when in the history of ever have people cared about how much it cost to make a movie & if it’ll make it back?

@Old_C2H5OH @bonchieredstate He’s not wrong.

@bonchieredstate Perhaps Carl should read a little history about fascism and the NSDAP...

Oh boy

Everybody knows who to blame for this: Hispanic food culture.

@EsotericCD Same. This November will be 16. Gross.

Depressing realization: I have had a Twitter account for nearly 16 years.

This game is a 8/10 drunk Lahey.

@jarvis_best Stupid playoff seeding robbed us of this being the WCF

This Avs game is drunker than I am and that’s saying something.

@spittinchiclets This game is drunk in the best way

AVS TIE IT IMMEDIATELY! CRACK HOCKEY!!

@jarvis_best I’m just going to pretend this is the Western Conference Finals

First time since Jan. 29 that Scott Wedgewood has allowed more than 3 goals

Loud "LET'S GO WILD!!!" chant in Denver, as is the norm when Wild visit here

@MakarTruther98 @blackngoldlabel

@blackngoldlabel Holy fuck LMAO

That THUG Marcus Foligno should be suspended for 5 games at a minimum for that dirty hit on Cale Makar.

Goodnight. Never get excited for MN sports. They will always let you down.

@MeatSauce1 Girl, same.

If they score here I’m going to bed

Tired: Kamala Harris lost because she invited Liz Cheney to a couple of rallies to defeat an authoritarian Wired: Zohran Mamdani is a genius for befriending Donald Trump to champion housing policies Inspired: Tucker Carlson, self-described neocon and proponent of the "great replacement" theory, is an ally

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

@TXBorn83 @dennissports5 @CastleFor3 Kinda weird that people that are 1.5% of the population of MN have you so triggered.

@dennissports5 @CastleFor3 Dang must have gained 200 lbs overnight. Inbred? I'm pretty sure my Mom and Dad aren't brother and sister, but go on. Really, Somalia Minnesota is going to secure on inbreeding. Can't make this up. The IQ really is low up there, isn't it.

i dare him to rush back from a knee injury

Ant is upgraded to questionable. He’s been pushing hard to play, here we go

@ConfederateNASA @Lady_Astor @ajaraisk3 @ScottMGreer @Plusultra1824

@ThreeEyedRat @Lady_Astor @ajaraisk3 @ScottMGreer @Plusultra1824 I sleep soundly after drinking a glass of cognac that costs more than all the healthcare you can afford in a month without Medicaid.

David French claiming his Ethiopian daughter was repeatedly called the n-word, including outside of Nashville’s most elite school, is complete BS. I grew up around the same people in the same area. No one did stuff like that. It’s either him or his daughter making this up.