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@Pplwith1IQ ALLAHHH that bitch is retarded

@phi_ci @Rainmaker1973 Him:

@Rainmaker1973 Did a grown man just cry over chess?

This is what it looks like when the winner feels sorry for the loser. Ukrainian chess player Vassily Ivanchuk and his reaction to losing at the World Blitz Chess Championship vs US player Daniel Naroditsky.

@MorganDowd77 @iluminatibot What did he say when you called?

@iluminatibot I dunked my strawberries into salt water and no worms came out. I’m calling BS

The difference between American and European food is crazy Americans are so screwed!

@iluminatibot Dude making a killer Grilled Cheese Sandwich in the aquarium

@cooltechtipz October 4th has got to be CB Radio day.

The meaning behind classic CB radio slang.

@darksatan624 @ClownWorld Nice, that is hilarious. I may just shoot my eye out if I'm in the area.

@Tip4Tool @ClownWorld There's even a gift shop across the street where you can buy ralphie's bunny costumes all the way down from kids size to full ass adult. Same with the leg lamp. Small night light size, up to full scale as seen in the movie

Guy at a Sunoco in Ohio pulls up and shows what he claims is a scam at the pump A nail or screw jammed in the nozzle holder so the auto shut-off supposedly doesn’t work. You start pumping, walk away, and it just keeps going. Your tank overflows while your money keeps rolling and the station wins He says he showed management and they wouldn’t come out Is this really an intentional scam or just how the pump works? What do you think?

@TheAKGuy @katy4congress Everyone knows it wasn't from Rory

I cannot believe that my opponent @katy4congress is bragging about getting max-out donations from the Gates family. If I was her, you couldn’t have waterboarded this out of me 😂 Just in case it wasn’t clear who the globalist funded open borders candidate in this race is…

@nocntxtreplyguy @thechosenberg You know Susan isn't going to do that. She thinks they should be happy for her 1.50 tip.

@thechosenberg just add to order

People really think Doordashers are their servants

@grandoldmemes I have learned of too many people calling police or local government because they smelled BBQ.

@blkgunsmattr "911? Is this Texas?"

What’s the first thing you would say to 911 after a defensive use of your firearm?

@Rainmaker1973 I don't know of anyone boiling pineapple let alone EVERYONE.

The secret behind why everyone’s boiling pineapples

@MoundLore Damn bro, starting to sound like Howard Dean

They went everywhere: From Florida to Greenland. Up the Mississippi, the St. Lawrence, the Susquehanna, and the Hudson. Into the Great Lakes, Ozarks, Appalachians, and Indiana’s Eel River. Some traveled over 3,700 miles inland. It was the most extreme fish migration in North America.

For thousands of years, a single creature connected the Atlantic Ocean to the heart of the continent. It swam up rivers no one expected. It shaped ecosystems and fed entire nations. Now it’s nearly gone and most don’t even know its name. The American eel. 🧵

@Rainmaker1973 I am Floofus Maximus. Biter of Ankle, Defender of the Door.

Good boy getting a trim

@DefiantLs Send em back BEFORE the election if you want a shot at re-election.

Q: You say migrants in hotels should be deported. Where should they be deported to if their country isn't safe or if another country won't accept them? Nigel Farage “I've had enough of this. If you come from Afghanistan, you go back to Afghanistan. End of story. This idea we can't send people to certain countries… We're done. We've had enough”

@justalexoki Dunno, but Chef from South Park probably has a song for it.

how do you fix a fussy eater?

@Bubblebathgirl I think congress could use a few dozen Massies and less of whateverthefuck we've had.

Thomas Massie is facing last-minute allegations from a former girlfriend claiming he offered her $5,000 in “hush money” to drop a complaint against Rep. Victoria Spartz, plus claims of emotional abuse. Massie strongly denies it, calling the accusations “false and unsubstantiated” and an “obvious attempt” to influence his heated GOP primary against Trump-backed challenger Ed Gallrein. A new poll released this week shows Massie’s support has dropped sharply — Gallrein now leads 48% to 43% — as the congressman finds himself increasingly at odds with Trump and the MAGA wing over issues like spending bills and the Epstein files. With the May 19 primary just days away in Kentucky’s 4th District, this has become a major flashpoint. What do you think — dirty politics or legitimate concern? (Video: AI)

@Rainmaker1973 How about some prosthetic horn replacements if y'all are going to be asses about it.

Sad fact. The practice of dehorning rhinos is currently one of the most effective ways to protect them from poachers. [📹 a_vet_into_the_wild]

@Not_the_Bee Imma take a chance on you running the prison while spending the rest of your life there.

Courtroom audio: Female judge who gave Boston rifleman a lenient sentence for shooting at cops said she "was taking a risk" on him notthebee.com/t172d

@LibertyCappy Them and Nickelback had some great songs. Sad but true

Now that I'm a dad I listened to With Arms Wide Open and I have to say... I apologize to Creed for every negative thing I ever said about you while I was in Middle School

@HSGARAGE1 @alexstein99

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