Tony Harper

@msaah255 @SaladBarFan Having a kid at 27 in SF is kind of psychotic

@SaladBarFan yeah becoming a dad at 27 here was pretty bizarre. its p chill now a few years later tho

Nothing makes you feel younger than visiting a San Francisco children’s playground and observing the 50 year old toddler dads

@HellsBitchen_ Love the moobs dude. You got to properly cycle off your roids bro

If u wanna go to the cloisters, ride a bike up the west side highway in the summer you insufferable losers. It's not hard

If you ever find yourself at this station, something has gone very, very wrong in your life

@robbiegoodwin Crazy to think he's wealthiest stand up comedian of all time

It’s still so funny to me she’s married to Jay Mohr

@QuetzalPhoenix @harleybaghdad Being a white American is hating the suburbs and your parents

@harleybaghdad It was written by a well off gay guy who hated the suburbs and his parents, and it is exactly that deep. It just so happens that most of Hollywood is in that same demographic

It’s insane how bad this movie is

@B__mo26 He really made it out of some dark places, I'm so happy for him man

This shit genuinely mean something to me man

@jakebrodes Sorry to burst your bubble but it's because he has severe CTE

My relationship with combat sports at large is love/hate. On the one hand it’s attached to the hip of a dying pedophile gerontocracy that’s looting a burning building, on the other hand I’ve been doing it my whole life and the GOAT pretty consistently posts like this

@ScottFriedman3 Scott it clearly says in the link. It's a crypto scam, the one that Kid Rock was peddling in one of his videos complaining about tickets

Humans Only Concert in San Francisco. WTF is this? 👀 humansonlyconcert.com

@FrontRowBrian @CrashOf47 "Zero DEI"

@CrashOf47 Yes. I missed that one. Good idea.

How to improve UFC— - Discontinue the weigh-in show. - Discontinue Dana on Kick or the like. - Discontinue women’s MMA. - Discontinue any mention of Power Slap. - All on air talent outside Anik/JRE =75% pay cut. - Reduce full time employee head count by 50%. - More multi event weekends - think NASCAR - Rankings fully AI generated. - Less fights per event - surplus to DWCS. - MORE events at the Meta Apex. - Smaller cage for all events. - Quicker cuts for non performing athletes. - Invest resources to enhance talent scouting - Stop relying on low IQ “managers” for talent signings. - Reintroduce PPV for 1-2 events per year. - Bring back the prestige of a premium PPV product. - Zero DEI. $TKO

@sadjball @C9Mang0 This guy looks more like Drunk Mango than Sober Mango does

@C9Mang0 You didnt have to burn a warehouse down over it 🙄

Hello. I was invited to play in an online ult event, but there seems to be some people upset by that I thought it was fine because it's a fun stream idea and I've been making progress being 300 days sober Not here to make anyone upset so I dont mind skipping GOOD DAY

@AndeLinF @RedWave_Press Once trash always trash

@RedWave_Press He’s so pompous, I like Applebees and do very well in life

HILARIOUS: Bill Maher: “We could not be more different… you met your wife at Applebees... I don’t even have a wife.” Nate Bargatze: “When’s the last time you’ve been to Applebees?” Bill Maher: “Applebees, never!” Nate Bargatze: “Never been to Applebees.” Bill Maher: “Why would I go? I don’t think it existed when I was poor and now I’m f*cking rich.”

@armando_zonum @SussexForReform @CollinRugg Imagine hiring a Munoz! I'd call ICE on you if I saw that resume

@SussexForReform @CollinRugg If I was hiring to fill a job position and saw the name "Sha'Carri" I'd throw away the resume.

NEW: Olympic gold medalist Sha’Carri Richardson begs police not to arrest her after she was pulled over for driving over 100 mph in Florida. "I'd wipe that smile off your face," the deputy was heard telling Richardson as he ripped her for speeding. "I really want to work with you, sir. I am a law-abiding citizen. Sir, please don’t allow me to go to jail. Please. Please, sir," Richardson replied. She was then arrested and taken to jail. She has since posted $500 bond. Her boyfriend, Christian Coleman, was also arrested after he reportedly pulled over in a black Jeep during the traffic stop. He was arrested for drug paraphernalia and resisting. Back in July, Richardson was arrested at the Seattle-Tacoma International Airport for allegedly assaulting her boyfriend.

@cfishing80 @ndBlindDog @DallasTexasTV Not being able to discern an obvious joke, you might want to look in the mirror buddy

@ndBlindDog @DallasTexasTV What a fucking retard it has nothing to do with the show and just a little google search and you can get why it’s called that. Fucking idiot

Texas-based restaurant chain Twin Peaks files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy

@Luriality @Lacari Blaming women for him being a pedo? Holy shit you're a pathetic loser

@Lacari Head up, bro. Porn addiction is a real problem post 2000s, its in every social media platform every 3 fucking posts of some online whore selling her body, any and all platforms nowadays, as easily accesible as possible even if you try to avoid it. Glad youre getting help ❤️

During my last stream I opened notepad which revealed a link. The list in the link included titles that suggested child sex abuse material further down. I have never consumed this type of content nor do I think it's acceptable. I decided to keep streaming in an effort to downplay the severity of the situation which was deceptive. This was a mistake that I deeply regret and apologize for. The link gave access to abusive material for anyone to see, this is serious and harmful. I recognize that trivializing abusive material on stream is not ok and can lead to real harm. It's my responsibility to provide a safe space for my community and peers in which I failed to do. I am taking real steps to change my ways. I've admitted myself into a Porn Addiction Recovery Program that will last 30 days. During this time I'll be able to workout there while also receiving professional therapy and treatment for my addiction. Browsing hentai and porn websites as an escape has been a serious problem for as long as I can remember. This treatment will come with an indefinite hiatus to my livestreams to allow myself to focus on recovery, so I can hopefully contribute a net-positive to society.

@noahhogey @barstoolsports The call is coming from inside the house

@barstoolsports Bunch of dumb fuckin hillbillies

“They just tazed Ryan. This game’s over.” Middle school basketball in Kentucky gets serious.

@BadgelessBaller Bro touched 50k and might ride that high for the rest of his life

never in my life have i seen someone ride the coattails of a middling bbm finish harder than this

@BadSportsRefs It's boring and hard to officiate

Will the Tush Push be banned in the offseason?

@quanybinladin @LilTunechi You AI'd your fat ass as a UFC champion, nothing gayer than that

@LilTunechi Don't worry goat we giving belt to that queer next week

We just loss a playoff game to a nigga w purple nails we fkn suk bear azz! Bare ass!!! We don’t deserve to be in the playoffs. Straight like that.

@BigT_Broncos @KurtBenkert You're right, we need more kid friendly alcohol commercials

@KurtBenkert Absolutely. I’m far from a prude, but c’mon man. Kids don’t need to be bombarded with ED, HIV, and constant gambling (among other things). We’ve drifted too far from the Budweiser frogs and WASSUP days.

There should be a way to select kid friendly viewing for football games on YouTube TV that restricts the type of ads that play. Some of these aren’t cool for young kids.

@TSuave29 @Sherman_FFB To an isrealli committing Medicare fraud

@Sherman_FFB It will go to a good daycare at least or a bullet train

If I (chatGPT) did the math right I think I’m netting just $1.2M off the $2M winnings. $800K to the tax man

@playahayda11 @MigClass At what point? You have no idea what you're talking about

@MigClass why didn’t he just pick her up and get it over with?

Within 2 seconds you know exactly how this is going to end because it's obvious that one of them has never trained a day in their life.