Misery😂

@Sheldone @fw_andyyy Crazy eyes 🤪

@fw_andyyy I wondered the same thing, so I looked in the mirror. Then I was concentrating so hard, I forgot why I was looking in the mirror, so I wandered off. Then I remembered the q, so I checked again, then I forgot AGAIN! It was a long night and I still don’t know whether theyre red.

why weed don't make your eyes red no more ?

@DustinNickerson Smallest parking spaces.

Trader Joe’s planning meeting: “Ok, so it’s like a grocery store, but just the snacks.” “I love it! Now put it in the busiest parking lot in every city in America.”

@JebraFaushay Sure that’s not Sting?

If you go to a David Lee Roth concert, you are treated to tight leather pants and a version of sign language I’ve never seen.

@Demo4fhs Boomers don’t need to. We are retired on the government cheese

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

@SRSanders2 @CollinRugg just cause. Now you will not ever have to ask that again. Aren’t you relieved?

@CollinRugg Why the F bombs?

U-Haul truck dragging a large tree branch damages multiple parked cars in Los Angeles, California. The truck was seen carrying multiple pods along with a massive tree branch that was smashing into parked cars. A witness says that about 15 to 20 parked cars were damaged, with some totaled, after the truck took out part of a tree. Looks like someone might need to find a new job. Video: clarksmusicofficial / ig.

@mike031 @CleGuardPro @HCHowlers @CleGuardians Fuck off Mike . In the nicest way possible.

@CleGuardPro @HCHowlers @CleGuardians Why prayers? Wasn’t this part of god’s plan?

Scary situation at Hill City tonight as Cleveland #Guardians 23yr old RHP prospect Aidan Major took a line drive off his head from Xavier Neyens. Thoughts and prayers currently needed for Major. 🙏

@RocknCarolina @GP_Ut_Prosim @JoeBrunoWSOC9 Yeah it really was rough back then. I’m being serious.

@GP_Ut_Prosim @JoeBrunoWSOC9 Not in the ‘90’s

James Mitchell has been around awhile. He was elected to Charlotte City Council in 1999. His first controversy? Likely this September 2000 Charlotte Observer article highlighting he and Patrick Cannon's city cell phone bills

@Indie5051 Isn’t he still in jail?

El YouTuber Clavicular lleva 4 semanas sin testosterona intentando recuperar la fertilidad, y la gente no puede creer lo diferente que ya se ve

@MachalaaAgent wearing those stupid black gloves. Yeah one thing an older woman can’t hide is our wrinkly hands with age spots.

Kris Jenner really thought that man was about to help her 😭 she stretched out her hand and he completely walked away. She had to catch herself before Kim Kardashian grabbed her hand.

@Pharaoh_Nathan @USAO_DC He will do it again. Too easy.

@USAO_DC These punishments are not nearly harsh enough. This is not a proper deterrent. He needs decades behind bars. Not 3 months with home detention. GMAFB🙄

Javan King, 42, was sentenced today in U.S. District Court to 12 months and one day in prison in connection with his theft of more than 4,800 government cell phones when he worked for the Department of Justice. justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/for…

@JonsBlakk @TheDazeel_4 I’m really shocked. Totally should not be around people. I don’t mean to judge but I guess she didn’t even read the recommendation.

@TheDazeel_4 This is irresponsible to the next level 🤦‍♂️

To be fair, it’s an emotional support baby

@ArtoftheMil @JoeBrunoWSOC9 She can bring the 🎂 cake!

@JoeBrunoWSOC9 Good, they should be. Vi can just sit there and take it.

Attorneys speaking in favor of data centers are being booed after their speeches. Mayor Vi Lyles is losing her patience

@WLOS_13 This an Asheville joke right?

The Asheville Police Department is requesting the public's help in finding a suspect, Durrell Marquise Norris, 39, tied to a Sunday, May 24, shooting in downtown Asheville that injured one. wlos.com/news/local/ash…

@TL2ACTIVE @war24182236 Perp. checking out the scene of the crime. OOPs dumbass

@war24182236 He should have run away from the scene not ran back to it lol

🎥May 25 2026 Location Turk & Taylor This is one of them, videos that SFPD was right there at the right time

@Puppieslover That tail wagging😊

This is Goobs. The golden retriever who watched the professional tree crew for three seconds and immediately self-appointed himself Chief Stick Consultant. She ran to them to show off her favorite stick @ homewithgoobs

@Clav0Updates I’d bet they would put him in jail!

Clavicular’s friend Androgenic got KICKED OFF of his flight back home to Australia due to him having medications from his aesthetic procedures he did in Thailand, saying he was “not fit” to be on a flight 😳 “The doctor confirmed that it’s fine…” “Your surgery… Your swelling, your eyes, you are very not condition to go…” “Swelling is fine” “No, no sir… Your face is totally very ill…”

@Rebalooks @BraedenSorbo Great 😂 laugh!

@BraedenSorbo Just showing them arguing and the one laughing is really stupid I would like to see the initial reaction.

Indian couple get mad and argue with Costco worker over not getting unlimited free samples. There really is no fixing this. You just have to deport.

@MachalaDoctor Well Kevin Hart makes a good guest on the Graham Norton show.

Kevin Hart wondering why people weren’t really hailing him at the pool party made me finally understand what Lizzo said at that teasing session ❤️😂

@FearedBuck And they are still waiting for security & popo😂

Fight broke out during a graduation in Connecticut

@dogwoodblooms That is a purdy meal.

When faced with the question "What am I going to do with all of this squash," the answer is ALWAYS fry it. 💁🏼‍♀️ Here’s my recipe: Ingredients ✨ 2-3 squash ✨ 1 c. all-purpose flour ✨ 1/2 c. yellow cornmeal ✨ 2 tsp. salt ✨ 1/2 tsp. black pepper ✨ 1/4 tsp. garlic powder ✨ 1/4 tsp. onion powder ✨ 1/2 c. buttermilk ✨ 1 beaten egg ✨ paprika to taste ✨ tallow Directions: 👉🏼 Wash, trim, and slice the squash into thin slices. Pat dry. 👉🏼 Mix your dry ingredients in one bowl and your wet in another. 👉🏼 Heat your tallow in a cast-iron pan over medium-high heat. Test it to make sure it’s ready. 👉🏼 Dip each slice in your buttermilk mixture. Then dredge it in your breading mixture, coating well. 👉🏼 Fry small batches at a time for a few minutes until golden brown. Keep an eye on them—they can cook too fast, and you might need to lower the temperature. 👉🏼 Drain on a paper towel-covered plate. Serve with ranch and Texas Pete. Enjoy! ❤️