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@wholemars Or ZE-RO miles uNsuPeRviSeD

The average Tesla Self-Driving paid user has traveled 7,700 miles with self-driving on

@MMaus07 @wholemars Anything to put a positive spin on the disappointing rollout, after calling it a fail last year…

Doesn’t seem so. So have been last spotted 21 days ago and only had 3 rides back then. Seems like they add a few, but also discontinue a few at the same time. We don’t know the actual numbers, these posts are just dumb hyping. Only see 2 content creators so far who stay closer to reality. @FutureAZA @DillonLoomis

Wow, this is the biggest addition of Robotaxis since… (checks notes) the previous record 4 days ago

@TechOperator @wholemars The definition of nothing

@wholemars Probably nothing.

@wholemars 500K fully autonomous rides from Waymo!!

I wonder what crazy shit is going to happen this week

@wholemars ZE-RO L5 FSD miles before end of decade

20 billion FSD miles before the end of the year?

@MindOfRaemi @nettermike It wasn’t a GT3 and they lied about it being a 1/4 mile. youtube.com/watch?v=5J3H8-…

@nettermike Cybertruck towing a GT3 while beating a GT3 in a drag races is such a virtual signal? Self-driving is such a virtue signal? Saving shit tons of money of energy cost to power your car is virtue signaling? He is being a faggot-faced little bitch.

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld is taking a jab at electric cars, calling them a “big, stupid virtue signal." “I’m not interested in electric cars at all," Seinfeld reportedly said in an interview. "Anybody else wants to do it, that’s fine. I think it’s a big, stupid virtue signal. ‘Look at me. I’m saving the planet, yeah.’ What about the lithium? It’s all BS."

@wholemars Take delivery faster than a Tesla Robotaxi arriving for pickup!!

you’ll never want to back to a dealership again after you’ve experienced ordering a car online

@wholemars Meanwhile, $TSLA still well below its recent high and that not an opportunity…

be greedy when others are fearful

@Rumbourbon23 @wholemars F-250

@wholemars As a die-hard $TSLA fan, I have ZERO problem with that. Why on earth would SpaceX/xAI buy inferior trucks or battery packs from competitors when Tesla builds the absolute best? Name a better alternative? The F-150 Lightning? 😂 I don’t think so.

Yes, did you expect them to buy inferior products from competitors? If SpaceX needs vehicles or battery packs... who did you think they were going to buy them from?

@wholemars Do people have to worry about life threatening critical interventions when kicking back at cruising altitude in cross country flights?

You know that feeling when you’re on a flight across the country, and you hit cruising altitude and just kick back and relax? That’s what taking long distance trips on Tesla Self-Driving feels like now.

@wholemars Yes. Thank you Waymo.

Autonomy changes everything.

@itzjacesummers @wholemars @robotaxi Because it doesn’t work

@wholemars Why would you not check @robotaxi?

Just tried to book a ride a few blocks away in SF Uber: $11 Waymo: $27 (I picked the Waymo)

@wholemars Tesla: $4.20 - 57 minute wait time that is canceled 2 mintues before pick up

@PlanOnPlanB @TommyThornton @Andrewd369

@TradeRunnr @TommyThornton @Andrewd369 Projections are not relevant to an observation of the speed of something. Why aren’t you citing the rollout pace of Waymo over the years?

Waymo 500,000 paid driverless taxi rides per week. $TSLA 0

@PlanOnPlanB @TommyThornton @Andrewd369 Arbitrary definition? 2025: Robotaxis will be operating in 8-10 metros by end of 2025 and be material to bottom line by mid-2026 2026: Robotaxi revenue will NOT be material this year and cOuLd bE mAteRiaL NeXt yEaR Unsupervised Robotaxis - Projected: Millions - Reality: 25*

@TradeRunnr @TommyThornton @Andrewd369 What I said is not true because you found an arbitrary definition that doesn’t fit what’s happening?

@PlanOnPlanB @TommyThornton @Andrewd369 Not true. By this definition the rollout is already considered a fail.

@TradeRunnr @TommyThornton @Andrewd369 nothing; that's what they're doing

@PlanOnPlanB @TommyThornton @Andrewd369 The what’s stopping Tesla from rapidly expanding??

@TommyThornton @Andrewd369 1 - Level 2 is a thing only in your mind 2 - Tesla obviously have approval in Texas, big enough to support 5x Waymo

@FredLambert Your honor, my client was just using “corporate puffery”

Well, now. You can’t expect him to keep track of all his lies. Cut him a break.

@wholemars “…later this year” That should be Tesla’s official slogan..

By the way, this is still the “slowly” part. The “all at once” part starts later this year