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Tinker to Evers to Chance
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Tinker to Evers to Chance
@TtoEtoC
I collect spores, mold, and fungus.
Albuquerque, NM Katılım Temmuz 2010
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@PunishedRWR Don’t blame me. I voted for Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel.
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Hey, real quick, what was Biden’s number and why isn’t he on your list?
🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸@Real_RobN
BREAKING: For the first time in modern American history, the President of the United States is blocked from making any recess appointments. Ronald Reagan: 240 George H. W. Bush: 77 Bill Clinton: 139 George W. Bush: 171 Barack Obama: 32 Donald Trump: 0 By whom? By a Democrat, @LeaderJohnThune
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Pastor Mark Burns@pastormarkburns
Today at Trump National Doral Miami, we witnessed an unforgettable moment with the dedication of the 22-foot statue honoring President Donald J. Trump. Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf. We worship the Lord Jesus Christ and Him alone. This statue is a celebration of life. It is a symbol of resilience, freedom, patriotism, strength, and the will power to keep fighting for the future of America. It also stands as a reminder of the hand of God and His protection over President Trump’s life. Time and time again, when his life was threatened, God’s mercy prevailed. Today was not just a ribbon cutting. It was the public display of a powerful movement that has spread across America and around the world. I was deeply honored to serve as President Trump’s main point of contact throughout this process, and I do not take that assignment lightly. I want to personally thank Ash, Dustin Stockton, Brock Pierce, Hershey Friedman, Yaakov Filitchkin, Sam, Jack, and the 6,000+ Patriots who donated, believed, sacrificed, and made this historic moment possible. Thank you to the entire Trump Doral team for your incredible hospitality and excellence. And thank you, President Donald J. Trump, for calling me today and speaking to the crowd. We are forever grateful. God bless President Trump. God bless every Patriot. And God bless the United States of America. 🇺🇸 #PresidentTrump #SpiritualDiplomats #TrumpDoral #TrumpStatueDedication #AmericaFirst #PatriotMovement #FaithFreedomPatriotism
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Big data centers create heat islands that warm up wetlands turning them into seed oil incubating swamps draining into groundwater that ends up feminizing men who then vote for liberal DAs who release immigrant Marxist terrorists dedicated to crushing America under Sharia law.
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Month 1: “Our team says these are mostly cockle shells.”
Month 2: “Anyone up for wings?”
Month 3: “Did that cockle shell second opinion come in?”
Month 4: “Isn’t there something we’re supposed to be doing?”
Month 5: “Haha haha smell my fingers dude.”
Month 6: “You hear they fired all those guys just for following orders on the J6 investigation? If I hadn’t had the flu, it coulda been me.”
Month 7: “I went to Vegas with Kash. It was awesome. But I’m feeling it now.”
Month 8: “Hey I’m back from the Epstein file detail. My sharpie ran out of ink redacting all that stuff.
Month 9: “We really need to revisit that cockle shell thing. I mean we filed a lot of overtime.”
Month 10: “We’re gonna nail that murderer to the wall!”
Acyn@Acyn
FBI Director Kash Patel explains how the criminal investigation into James Comey’s seashell post wasn’t a simple one: This has been a case that's been investigated over the past 9, 10, 11 months. These cases take time. Our investigators work methodically
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The funny part is, I guarantee you, one of these redistricting plans is going to backfire...
Marsha Blackburn@VoteMarsha
I urge our state legislature to reconvene to redistrict another Republican seat in Memphis. It's essential to cement @realDonaldTrump’s agenda and the Golden Age of America. I've vowed to keep Tennessee a red state, and as Governor, I'll do everything I can to make this map a reality.
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@RichLowry I assume you are 100% on board with this, then? x.com/acyn/status/20…
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AG Todd Blanche announces the indictment of James Comey for his seashell post
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Todd Blanche is a serious, credible voice, and the administration benefits when he's out there more
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@archaicf0ssil Then they'll play a game of baseball in the middle of a horrific war.
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I love Deep Space Nine because it'll be like:
-ridiculous ferengi episode
-space hitler episode
-ridiculous ferengi episode
-the most important episode of television ever made
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no they will not. I know I'm not a boomer (thank god for that) but even *they* warned me off this crap.
(NOTE: works better when played ironically and drunkenly by the Replacements)
Oliver Jia (オリバー・ジア)@OliverJia1014
Boomers will look you in the eye and unironically tell you that this goofy nonsense was peak songwriting lmao
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Your favorite team just got a steal. Wow he’s gonna be good. Definitely a star. A superstar? Hey could be. Your team rules.
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@anondeguerre @ATRightMovies Tom Wilson picked 3 as his favorite because he got to learn to do all the fun western movie tricks.
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@ATRightMovies 2. Why would anyone pick 3? 2 gave us the sports almanac, a thing that has made fantasizing yourself to sleep much easier for every man, woman, and man-child on earth.
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Which is your favourite Back To The Future sequel?
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@SFlipp Don’t sleep on Franklin Pierce or Andrew Johnson.
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@neoavatara @RobGeorge I assumed I got arthritis because of the wear and tear military life put on my joints. Now I realize it must have been all the vaccinations I got before I deployed.
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I would recommend not listening to an Congressperson.
Gardasil has saved tens of thousands of lives, and likely will wipe out the need to treat most cervical cancers IN OUR LIFETIMES.
And maybe...just maybe...people in the military have other reasons for developing arthritis?
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna@RepLuna
Gardasil needs to stop advertising their garbage to young people. I had friends in the military who had this pushed on them and later developed arthritis. Recommend you don’t take it.
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@grantmcauley This happened in a Cubs -Expis game in ‘87. Notable because Bill Murray was filling in for Harry after his stroke. youtu.be/d5OKICNaw4s?si…
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Please note home plate umpire Joe West having to call this game dressed in an Astros uniform and catcher's gear because the airlines lost his luggage.
Braves on TBS@BravesOnWTBS
April 16, 1982 | Braves at Astros “And the Braves are 9-0!” — Pete Van Wieren
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@Psizzle71 @KenGardner11 Me too. But I’m leaving him a like because I’m a thief, not a monster.
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@Noahpinion Maybe AI is good in TNG, but in TOS, Kirk has to talk evil AIs into blowing themselves up every few weeks.
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I don't think this is true. In Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel, etc., AI is on the side of the good guys. Even in Terminator 2, Arnold becomes humanity's protector. I don't think we should blame The Matrix for people's AI.
Joshua Achiam@jachiam0
The AI industry has largely failed to foresee the extremely foreseeable: most normal people think AI is scary because we had decades of science fiction about how scary AI is. We owe the public clear explanations of why we think this can be good and how to make it so.
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