

Tristian Wallace On Dialysis
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@TubieCoin
Living with kidney failure | On dialysis Hoping for a transplant






Is this the best timed trade of 2026? At 6:50 AM ET today, $1.5 BILLION in notional value worth of S&P 500 futures contracts were bought. This trade was so large it sent the entire index +0.3% higher that minute. Then, 14 minutes later at 7:04 AM ET, President Trump announced "productive discussions" with Iran were underway. By 7:10 AM ET, the S&P 500 had added +$2 TRILLION in market cap. That $1.5 billion position gained +$60 million in minutes. Absolutely incredible.

Mullin then imitated his daughter Larra: “She’s like, ‘No, Daddy. No, Daddy, No, Daddy, No. I’m sorry, Daddy. I’m sorry, Daddy.’ …She just couldn’t bring herself to even bend over for me to be able to bust her butt.”



🚨🚨 BREAKING: Trump says the United States will “obliterate” Iran’s power plants if it doesn’t reopen the Strait of Hormuz within 48 hours.




