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@PhillipAKennedy A WHOLE 15 years. Consider me unimpressed. Should have never been hired. Disgrace to honorable FBI Agents.

I was in the FBI for nearly 15 years, and I don’t remember a single person ever receiving a bottle of booze as a gift

@KTrain939913 Gary Richrath was so good. And underrated.

Random Song of the Day Back On the Road Again REO Speedwagon live -1979 (rockpalast)

@McLeanGolf @CraigWelty Don’t know the dude teeing it up. Totally pressing the box. Call that out @Joel_Dahmen. Get rid of these pikers 1 at a time.

I met up with Joel Dahlman today—another top Northwest PGA tour professional. You do not see many Tour players with small golf bags. Here Joel gives a short description. @CraigWelty #golf

@Jeremybtc @FBI Rick Dent. Great dude.

For 12 years, every major winner of McDonald's Monopoly was a fraud. The game was rigged by the one man hired to prevent rigging. > McDonald's Monopoly launched in 1987. > Peel a game piece off your fries or drink. Match the right properties. Win up to $1 million. > The promotion was massive. Tens of MILLIONS of game boards distributed in magazines alone. > McDonald's poured massive marketing behind it. > By law, McDonald's couldn't run its own contest. > A third party company called Simon Marketing handled the game pieces. > The man in charge of security at Simon Marketing was Jerome P. Jacobson. > Former cop. Everyone called him Uncle Jerry. > His job was to make sure nobody stole the winning pieces. > He stole the winning pieces. > Starting in 1989, Jacobson figured out how to swap the high value game pieces during transit. > He would duck into an airport bathroom stall, break the tamper proof seal on the case, pocket the winners, and reseal it. > He got away with it because a supplier accidentally sent him a sheet of the tamper proof seals directly. > That mistake gave him 12 years. > At first he gave the pieces to friends and family. His step brother. His nephew. People he trusted. > Then it grew. > Jacobson started selling winning pieces to strangers for a cut of the prize. > His network eventually included mobsters, strip club owners and a members of the Colombo crime family. > One family connected to Jacobson's network claimed three separate $1 million prizes plus a Dodge Viper. > Jacobson apparently even anonymously mailed a $1 million winning piece to St. Jude Children's Hospital. > McDonald's honoured it and paid out the full amount over 20 years. > The total stolen was over $24 MILLION in cash and prizes across 12 years. > In 2000, the FBI got an anonymous tip about a man called "Uncle Jerry" rigging the contest. > They looked at the winner list. Almost every major winner lived within 25 miles of Jacobson's house. > The FBI convinced McDonald's to run the contest one more time. Wiretapped Jacobson's phone. > Intercepted the name of the next $1 million winner before he even claimed it. > Then they posed as a McDonald's film crew and interviewed the fake winner on camera. Let him tell his entire made up story about how he found the piece. > Three weeks later, Jacobson was arrested in an early morning raid. > The trial began September 10, 2001. The next day was 9/11. > One of the biggest corporate fraud cases in fast food history got buried under the biggest news story of the century. > Over 50 people convicted. Jacobson got 37 months. He was the only one who served more than a year. > Every time you peeled a game piece off your fries and lost, the fix was already in. The winning pieces were in Uncle Jerry's pocket before the food hit the tray.

HOLLYWOOD! Are you ready for the Rock & Roll Machine tonight?! 💥 Few tickets left: ticketmaster.com/event/0D00643E…

@TriumphTheBand At Hollywood show. Absolute banger. Solid performance from Rik and Phil X. Both those guys give the vibe of living the dream. Go see this great show.

@MiseryRiverRat @libsoftiktok @grok @grok. She was on Pre-trial supervision, not supervised release. U want to know the difference, let me know. Do better.

@libsoftiktok @grok give me your best news on this story 🤠

BREAKING: Former top Democratic consultant Abbey Lee Cook ARRESTED upon arrival at Montana Airport for violating her supervised release terms by going on a cruise after pleading guilty to WIRE FRAUD

@policelawnews @jsosheriff busting skulls and taking names. That’s how’s it’s done.

Jacksonville, FL🚔 •Dasaun Williams is a gang member who was under arrest for trafficking meth & fentanyl. •Dasaun walked away from officers during the arrest. •Dasaun was then tased⚡️ •Dasaun then tucked his hands underneath his body…that is resisting arrest. •In an effort to gain compliance…officers utilized strikes & kicks. •Once Dasaun complied…he was immediately handcuffed & no further force was utilized. •Homeboy facing 27 felonies for drug trafficking. •The family has hired Ben Crump. •The cops did nothing wrong. •This is what reasonable looks like✔️

@SFDAOffice @BrookeJenkinsSF Hahahaha

1/ Today, SF DA @BrookeJenkinsSF announced that Sheryl Davis, former executive director of the SF Human Rights Commission & James Spingola, the former executive director of Collective Impact, a SF nonprofit, have been charged w/ multiple felonies following an 18 month criminal...

@deesnider Guess what. Now ur the total dick. No one cares ur Joey Biden’s BF. But u went there. Then u “retire”. Big stone move, buddy.

Oh yeah. TS were a hugely popular local act (the next night we played for 23,000 people, headlining with no recorded product). I thought I was the shit. Billy actually was the shit but had zero attitude. Changed my way of thinking. Richie Blackmore being at same party & a total dick helped!

@K_Kisner @SmylieKaufman10 Never been proofed for a hooker. Get classier chicks.

Best part of my TV career was watching @SmylieKaufman10 getting carded tonight.

@WhereWave @FOOL_NELSON Truth. Respected US Attorney in ND/CA. But absolute disaster at FBI

@FOOL_NELSON He was FAR from beloved by the rank and file. In fact, most of Agents (especially us former Marine and combat veterans) were surprised/disappointed how anemic his leadership style was.

My dad was a senior FBI agent, here's what he thought about Mueller from his time as Director to his stint as Special Counsel.

@BuckSexton Idiocracy.

Watching "War Machine" on Netflix with my brother- I'm in awe. Might be the worst movie I've ever seen. So stupid, pointless, and preposterous on every level- it's astonishing. If you held a contest to write the worst sci-fi movie, nobody would beat this. Can't stop watching

@LouStagner 60% of the time, EVERYTIME.

You get to play 17 at Sawgrass 100 times. How many times are you hitting the green? Each time you play there is: ▶️No wind ▶️140 yards to the hole ▶️Greens are "normal" firmness

@mrstesori @THEPLAYERS @PaulTesori @rex_marchino Paul is quite the stick. He could probably play on tour instead of caddying.

It’s @THEPLAYERS week and our house looks like this. Makes my heart happy. Also, our neighbors are saints.

@JohnPhillips @Jaguars Clown. Sec9 lifetime. They offered u different seats since lower seats being removed for reno. Temp seats being installed, just a little higher. But ur not denied. Or maybe ur “10-15 years” is really 2 years.

For the first time in 10-15 years, we did NOT renew our season tickets with the @Jaguars. We have been in the same seats in section 7 since my kids were babies. Instead of give us a first right of refusal, the Jags sold my tickets out from under me- the whole section actually. Been there through Covid. One of the only ones in the section. We will figure out a new plan and will be DTWD but really, really upset that they got this so wrong.

@Top100Rick Piker Rick posing as some connected guy. He’s a nobody at every club. Doesn’t pay, just freebies his tee times off a clown member that everyone hates.

Everyone is talking about the Dallas country club prices. Yes $250,000 is a lot. Yes $30,000 a year is a lot. But the crazy part? If you won Powerball tomorrow, you’d still never be able to join a bunch of them. Preston Trail, Dallas, Northwood, Brookhollow you better go find a member to marry if you want in.

@JustRockContent Dee stuck his nose into politics, hitched to Biden and Kamel. Got the major fan backlash. Don’t care he’s not in this tour, but he’s still getting a cut. Maybe they should open for pedo Bono at trans wedding of Obama’s kid.

Eddie Trunk just breaks news of Sebastian Bach joining Twisted Sister as the front man for an upcoming tour. What do you think?

@gregvegas Hahahaha. Piker

“David Gilmour says, ‘I will never play with Roger Waters again’, and I know what he means. I feel that way about Alex Van Halen. They’re negative people”: The two iconic musicians who left Sammy Hagar starstruck – and the guitarist he calls “an asshole” loudersound.com/bands-artists/…