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@daveainsworth63 That's taking a bow a bit far.

Sue's a tad disappointed with the new sofa she bought online from MFI.

@BernardLewis8 Saw a couple of rather good Shakespeare productions at Ludlow Castle some years ago.

And so to my fair castle at Ludlow where my steward did feast us with a bacon, brie and cranberry sarnie. And my good lady pur-chased a fine china cup in the market, to better sup her tea out of. A fine day...

I don't think I have ever heard so many lies crammed into a short space of time. J D Vance must be going for the Guiness Book Record!

@daveainsworth63 I did Bennett's Getting On with Jean at Hornchurch. She was a smashing lady. Wonderful to work with.

Great Plays for Today - #4 Our Day Out (1977) by Willy Russell, starring Jean Heywood, Alun Armstrong, Elizabeth Estensen and Robert Gillespie #PlayForToday #OurDayOut #WillyRussell

@daveainsworth63 @Film4 Infinitely better than the Spanish version! In my days scripting foreign TV/Film to English, in the Spanish version Oliver & Nancy were romantically involved and there was a hamster in the cast.

Film of the day - Oliver! (1968) Excellent musical written by Lionel Bart, based on Charles Dickens' classic novel, directed by Carol Reed. It stars Ron Moody, Jack Wild, Mark Lester, Oliver Reed and Shani Wallis @Film4 3.25pm this afternoon. #Oliver #RonMoody #ShaniWallis

@daveainsworth63 I am quite sure that coveting another man's wife is a sin, but I am definitely up for it!

Sue's favourite flat hairdryer she bought in Rumbelows in 1992 has finally packed in.

@WG_RumblePants It isn't Clifford Evans it's Ray Jackson.

Some of the actors and extras in this clip look rather familiar…

@WG_RumblePants Looks like Clifford Evans coming through the door later.

@daveainsworth63 Myfy was such a lovely lady. Very sadly missed.

Remembering the brilliant Welsh actress Myfanwy Talog (Myfanwy Talog Williams) who was born on this day in 1944. She died of breast cancer in 1995. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #MyfanwyTalog #RyanAndRonnie #YesPrimeMinister #Butterflies #WithinTheseWalls #TheMagnificentEvans #Superted #WilCwacCwac

@Google I have received over 20 unwelcome emails from firebaseapp. My IT says he can’t block the IP as It’s comes through Google. A block would block every legit organisation using Google mail service. Can't pass the full info to you using your message form. Please help.

@sainsburys I sent a DM at 10.30 this morning and am still waiting for a response.

I don't think I have ever seen so many (Supposed) jokes fall completely flat and the BAFTAs are only 15 minutes in!

@waitrose Visited Waitrose Pontprennau. I have mobility problems and a strained wrist. There were only old wheelchairs. Mine was really difficult to use. You really need to have a couple of Mobility scooters. Most difficult experience I have had at a Waitrose store.

If I keep totally still maybe he won't realise!

@PizzaExpress Typed in the message but when I tried to add photos it closed the entire box down. Not helpful.

@UKBritVoice Please contact us with the batch code/expiry date from the packaging via pizzaexpress.com/help-and-conta…, quoting reference #1084073. We will look into this for you.

@PizzaExpress Used your pre-rolled pizza dough yesterday. When I opened the box the internal packing was as if inflated. When opened the dough was so sticky it was almost impossible to remove it from the paper. Not a good experience.

@AmazonUK Sick of having to complain about deliveries! Yet again - I get an email but nobody has rung the bell and nothing at the front door, which is suppoosed to happen. I have to walk down the path looking for it - it is 12 metres from the front door on the ground in the rain.

@OctopusEnergy @_Nestoras_ I also had an email not answered. All resolved now after a second email but not helpful.

@_Nestoras_ Hey Nestor, I'm taking a closer look at this now and will reach out via email with an update. 🐙

Hi @OctopusEnergy. Is anyone monitoring emails received on "hello@octopus.energy"? Since 22/01, I have sent 3 emails and received no replies.

I suddenly understand the All Clear Travel TV commercials. It's a bit like the slowest ever Midsomer Murders plot. The wife has now become so unbearably awful and cringy the husband, who appears increasingly p'doff is going to throttle her soon! @AllClearTravel

I can't help but think that there is going to be a suicide among Epstein's friends before there is a prosecution!