splarfnt
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splarfnt
@Unsplarfable
in the business of saying weird things to weird people
the replies Katılım Aralık 2023
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@adamscochran So then are you agreeing that some of our top govt officials in the alphabet groups committed treason because they caught it, but kept it from the president and you & I (the people), and they just let it happen anyway?
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Fun fact:
Nothing in the SAVE Act would have prevented this error from registering people.
However, this error was caught by the ballot review system that is already in place.
We know about the issue *because* our elections *are* secure.
JD Vance@JDVance
If only there was a way to stop this type of “software error” that allowed non citizens to vote in our elections. I hope Senators @CoryBooker and @SenatorAndyKim will join us in voting to pass the SAVE America Act to ensure that only eligible American voters can participate in New Jersey elections, and all elections across the United States.
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@CodyManUtdFL @NKY_Leftist its kind of cool that you can say literally whatever, anything from ''nice weather were having'' on to ''isnt it kind of wild that the president keeps lying like that'' and without fail the first response a right winger will give is gonna be ''ahh but what about THE TRANS''
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@NKY_Leftist Better then the fag liberals who want to sexualize children regarding what gender they should be or inviting children to pride parades where naked men ride bikes in front of children.
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If you believe this you are stupid btw.
Leading Report@LeadingReport
President Trump: In the past 14 months, zero people have entered our country illegally.
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@darkagenda @CatManitarMike @vegastarr who cares whether im doing a 90° turn gently over the course of 30 mins or in .3 sec, i got it on good authority that turning rate is irrelevant, what matters is speed and if its the same amt of degrees and the same 80 miles per hour it will b–<sound of a nissan altima flipping>
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@CatManitarMike @vegastarr Who cares about RPM, that's irrelevant, what matters is speed / tangential velocity when it comes to what you'd feel or notice. All globe proofs rely on extreme gaslighting - to deny our God-given senses.
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Dude was in real estate his whole life, then all of a sudden is making billions off Pentagon contracts while his dad is president
Donald Trump Jr.@DonaldJTrumpJr
Republicans are fighting the fraud Democrats are fighting the people who are fighting the fraud , that tells you everything you need to know about how reliant the left is on fraud to keep their political machine afloat …
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@cereralischill @ChewbeccaUSA im kind of amazed by the fact that you can say this under this particular government of yours without immediately turning into a corn cob
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@ChewbeccaUSA that the rape charges are fake. not real and an old tactic used by governments to bury their opponents. i mean this is pretty basic stuff rebecca. the real question is why do you not have the brain power to see it?
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What does it say about this administration when 2 dudes facing rape charges immediately assume that they can count on the President of the United States to bail them out? Sad.
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump
Two sources tell CNN that, “as of now,” Trump is not expected to get involved in the Tate brothers’ extradition case
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@nytemodeonly why was i not informed that the off-brand kyogre is called Pantaloons
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There has never been a Pokémon game with this level of cinematic trust these two have in this video
LagWasReal@LagWasReal
"FLY! FLY YOU FAT FUCK! BOTH OF OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT! FLY!" #Palworld
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@internalchems @theGuffa @vegastarr i kind of love this line bc like literally what the fk does it mean
what properties do you figure something has to be to count as ''a physical barrier''
is there like a minimum density or
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@_nyanthecat_ @MarcoMSchulze @Planarwalk account with a conspicuous blue monetization checkmark next to their username: <the most outrageously wrong shit youve seen all day>
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@MarcoMSchulze @Unsplarfable @Planarwalk They do. They just exploit what unholy fuckery Elon created.
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I can walk in a plane going 900km/h perfectly fine, so are planes a hoax too?
vegastar@vegastarr
1675 km/h… 🌍💨 No Wind. No Motion. No Sensation. How Is That Possible? Question Everything. 👁️
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@CryptoAltair7 @vegastarr can you expand on what part of the movement should be felt exactly
like does your read of the globe model include the planet doing a lot abrupt stops, sharp turns and occasional sick kickflips
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@vegastarr Its 991000mile per hour if you combine the whole bullshit lie with the 3 moves yet it cant be felt and can't be seen from outside earth with their supposed to be iss
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@acnewsitics we strongly oppose <insert thing> on principle
(that principle is its not us doing it)
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The easiest way to stump a Trump official is to quote Donald Trump.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
HEGSETH: Iran is not charging tolls and they are shooting at ships right now MURRAY: Trump said he wanted to charge a 20% toll HEGSETH: We have a blockade and it is effective
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33k likes on an AI video, god society is so cooked.
Trump Girl@TrumpGirlLove
Our First Lady is truly breathtakingly beautiful.🌹❤️
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@GenocidalAgents @ReichlinMelnick great maybe its wrong but who cares
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Great, maybe it’s wrong, but who cares, they all must go.
If someone broke in your home and stayed and the police did nothing what the fuck would you do asshole?
I’ll tell ya what you’d do, you’d kick the fuckers out yourself if you weren’t such a pussy.
It’s the same fucking thing here asshole.
This isn’t a numbers game, it’s a “get the fuck out of here” game for illegals.
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If you believe this, you are an idiot. It’s that simple.
Remarks@remarks
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Former Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino says over 107 million illegal immigrants are living in the United States right now.
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@Alto_Nguyen @targetplayer @UsagiKaede1 Giant robots, lasers, spaceship, artifical clone races, skyscrapers. Need i go on on how these planes broke the "fantasy" setting looong before UB was a thing? So if you can't see spiderman in magic how can you explain how these planes fit?
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@CrazyGrandpaINC @NOMANCANSTOPME @Alto_Nguyen @UsagiKaede1 so like when you read the book did you somehow miss that the protagonist is an elf that casts spells
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@NOMANCANSTOPME @Alto_Nguyen @targetplayer @UsagiKaede1 It's actually about finding the balance between the 2 and finding life in the immetirium that even if the flesh is gone the soul remains. I own and have read the books many times. But it is a scifi novel of an artifical plane made of multiple dyson spheres. It is not fantasy.
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@nebula_kitsune a palworld fan would look you dead in the eye and say sth like ''oh so nintendo owns the copyright to bunnies now?''
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This would’ve been eevee if they decided it would be the mascot beside pikachu from the very start
Pokémon Posts@pokemon_psts
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@BDEgameowners @raiko_star spacecraft always felt like such a nonsense-addition tbh because literally what metric are they going by
like what makes sth like the cybership a vehicle in a way that the enterprise isnt
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@Bonnell1074 @MikeNellis [statement] guys i dont think its good the government keeps lying to us abt the extent of the war(s?) it started
[reply, for some reason] erm why would you celebrate people being injured or hurt
huh?
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Why would you want to celebrate people being injured or hurt?
You also do know that if you took the numbers from any big blue city in America, there would be more murders and more injuries in a month than there has been the whole five months of our battle with those piece of shit terrorists in Iran right?
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I TOLD YOU THEY’VE BEEN COOKING THE BOOKS ABOUT THIS WAR
*Walter Bloomberg@DeItaone
PENTAGON WITHHELD DOZENS OF U.S. MILITARY INJURIES IN IRAN WAR: NYT
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@Dr_Derael @UsagiKaede1 @YakovMerkin @TelfenTCG do you figure ''well if its technically at all avoidable in a non 0 amount of cases that means refering to it as 'practically unavoidable' in conversation is completely baseless'' is like a good-faith line of reasoning
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@Unsplarfable @UsagiKaede1 @YakovMerkin @TelfenTCG 100% I would assume, unless all decks that don't play UB cards have terrible winrate. As long as there is even one deck that wins without playing UB cards, it's demonstrably possible to avoid using them in competitive MTG.
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If this is what people think then they don't actually know me. I've been very vocal about what I don't like about UB. My critiques just go a little deeper than "IP BAD >:(". I've stated before that reprints are a big problem for UB sets as well as the number of legendary creatures making limited a little clunky at times. I couldn't care less about the actual IP of Star Trek but if it brings us well designed cards then I'll play them. This is because the thing that drew me to MTG was actually playing MTG, these are game pieces. If I wanted to roleplay as a wizard I'd go play DND. Above all I think we miss the fact of just how many new players have joined the magical gathering because of UB who would have never touched the game otherwise and for that I think we can all be a little grateful. Cheers.
Mairo@pleasenostalk
@UsagiKaede1 @CptDonFluffles Consume consume comsume never question just consume
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@UsagiKaede1 @YakovMerkin @TelfenTCG honestly what degree of meta-permeation *would* you consider ''practically impossible'' to avoid
weve established that your bar is somewhere to the north of 7/8 top 8 decks – but like where exactly
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@YakovMerkin @TelfenTCG "Practically impossible" *provides evidence that its very possible.* I love it here.
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