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@Vandal_15
Now I have become deaf. Destroyer of words. Former UFO, Bigfoot, conspiracy nut. I know it’s all BS now. #paranoia #sanity #starlink #mindcontrol
TBD Katılım Ocak 2015
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Been trying to find diamond shaped timber - no joy so far. Any suggestions where I can get something like this?
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I hope that is an ironing board, not a huge cockroach staring at me.
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It took me all day, but I finally finished.
A pallet I made from an old coffee table.
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@Whiplash437 @InsideLucysHead I think I may have inadvertently reactivated mine
I haven’t stopped farting since I read this
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@Whiplash437 The irony is that if our Nexus Bodies worked properly, we would know this post was BS without the community note
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Interviewer: According to your cover letter, you can't read.
Me: What else does it say?
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Well, that's certainly not what David Lee Roth would have done.
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I might be bad at sit ups or push ups but my fuck ups are on point.
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I just threw in a load of laundry and found $20 in my jean's pocket, and my first thought was . . . who the hell has been wearing my jeans?
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If you’re into bad girls, I’m pretty bad at a lot of things… *winks with both eyes*
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The Real Housewives of Social Media. I would totally watch that shit.
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You can't hurt me I used to record songs off the radio.
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You can wish on the stars til the cows come home. Then you can wish on all the cows. The results would be about the same.
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