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@NorthernSnippet " Oh, I'm sorry. We seem to have left some dirty glasses on your table. Let me clear those, then I can get you some tap water."

Someone just cracked open their own coke cans and poured into the water glasses 😥

@TonyMacaroni22 @monstroso They're American

@monstroso Bloody eggs in the fridge?

Ah yes. The perfect way to keep track of my 764 eggs.

@fesshole A

Schools should be teaching things that actually are going to be useful in life. For example, I am never going to need my knowledge of longshore drift, but I sure as fuck could have benefited from lessons on how to piss perfectly so the wife doesn't moan as much.

@prodnose Always had a soft spot for Elias and his Zig Zag Jive Flutes

Irrespective of their output, I feel these are all great band names. The Grateful Dead Rikki & The Last Days On Earth King Crimson The 1975 Sex Pistols The Moody Blues Psychedelic Furs Mott The Hoople The Ozark Mountain Daredevils Spooky Tooth

@archer_rs Cats not indifferent.

A step up from guard dogs.

@Y0RKSHIRECHRIS @SheffieldStar And Meadowhall is fully accessible.

@SheffieldStar How about all the shops currently open in Meadowhall, oh wait they do have free parking.

What shops would you love to see in the city centre?

The DWP deleted their video of the police raiding disability claimants. Clearly they are embarrassed. Don’t RT their vile hate for all to see.

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@carolvorders @GaryLineker New hashtag #footballagainstfascism ?

The day that Attenborough and Lineker are cancelled by the BBC - and it marches to defend Fiona Bruce's minimisation of Stanley's Johnson's domestic abuse history - you know that the whole BBC is fucked and it can get in the bin. Pardon the language.

@theguyliner Small companies, family restaurants etc don't have to put calorie values on. Don't patronise the big pizza chains!

Calories on menus are ruining pizza for me

@NorthernSnippet I am on day two of Reach for the Stars earworm!

I’ve had a Killing of Georgie ear worm since 3 am 🥲

@DrAmirKhanGP How many minutes after arriving at Aunt Feroza's House will Mama Khan casually drop your award into conversation?

Was dreading breaking the news to #MamaKhan that instead of spending New Years Eve with her and the family, I’m going to a friends party Mum: Oh that’s good, I’ve been invited to Aunty Feroza’s that night and was worried about telling you Me: 😳

@KathyBurke He was my favourite actor. RIP.

Just heard about the death of lovely, Ronan Vibert. We first worked together at Manchester Royal Exchange back in the 80’s. We had great times together. Our favourite was seeing The Pogues, Glasgow Barrowlands on Paddy’s night. Oh, how we jumped.♥️

@POLITlCSUK According to the Commons Library, these are the largest parties by membership in the UK. RefUK meanwhile is a Company with no internal democracy. 'Members' are donors only. So why include that?

@Bobby_Seagull Yes! Yes! Yes!

Rest In Peace Irene Cara who died at the age of 63. Like many people, I know of her song "Flashdance... What a Feeling" but I didn't realise it was part of a film. I've not seen the 1980 film Fame or 1983 Flashdance. Should I watch? bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…

With Twitter's change in ownership last week, I'm probably in the clear to talk about the most unethical thing I was asked to build while working at Twitter. 🧵

Nearly a successful shopping trip to @marksandspencer in Meadowhall, except that having chosen the glassware we wanted there was no till without queueing again in the food hall. So we put it all down and came home.

@MichaelHWood Crinkle cut chips? Are you even British?

I don’t care what anyone says, crinkle cut chips taste better than straight cut chips. 😃

@HelpSheffield Nothing, you're eating it as a boiled egg. Mayo if putting it in a sandwich.

What sauce with boiled eggs?