The Archivist

Watching the US crash and burn is like a wish come true.

@oliveegger @KatraApplesauce This discourse has turned into a really bad game of telephone. Original post was that the quality of US bread is worse than EU bread. Your ego turned it into more than that.

@KatraApplesauce And then you said we don’t know what bread is and that ours has sugar in it ???? Weirdos

How is this possible? Im in America!

@Wintersgoldapp0 @GreenDaargon I wish you were kidding, but I know the ignorance of the shooting range goes deep.

@GreenDaargon Oh? Which ones? Which immigrants brought hamburgers? Which ones brought Hollywood & Disney? How about the 4th of July?

I am an American. Native to the soil beneath my feet, a birthright passed down from my ancestors by their blood, sweat, & tears so that I may inherit it. This Nation belongs to those of us who received it from our fathers; its wealth, its culture, its land, is American only...

@YOW_MCG @mustaphanjiie So, what are they feeding you?

@mustaphanjiie You guys are broke in Europe.

Lack of money? You’re never beating the allegations. Idk what they feed y’all in America but y’all are out of touch with the world.

@DanceHallCrashR @anishmoonka Are US americans bred to be retarded?

@anishmoonka That's a long and stupid way to say he fled to Argentina.

The day before he killed himself, Hitler tested his cyanide pills on his dog. The dog died in seconds. By April 1945, Hitler was hiding 8 meters underground in a concrete bunker beneath Berlin. The Soviet army was 500 meters from his door. He was 56. After years of drug injections from his personal doctor, his left hand shook so badly he could barely sign his name. He had not seen daylight in 105 days. April 20 was his birthday. He went up to the garden behind his headquarters and handed medals to boys from the Hitler Youth who were fighting Soviet tanks. It was the last time he saw the sun. April 28: Hitler had Eva Braun's brother-in-law Hermann Fegelein, an SS general, shot in the garden for trying to flee Berlin in regular clothes. April 29, just after midnight: Hitler married his longtime girlfriend Eva Braun. The ceremony was 10 minutes. She started writing her old last name on the marriage certificate, caught herself, and wrote "Hitler" instead. They served champagne afterward. Later that afternoon, Hitler dictated his will. Then his doctor tested a cyanide pill on his German Shepherd Blondi. Her puppies were shot afterward. April 30 at 3:30 PM: Hitler bit into a cyanide pill and shot himself in the right temple. Eva took cyanide alone, sitting next to him on the couch. Their bodies were carried up to the garden, soaked with 200 liters of gasoline (about 4 full car tanks), and set on fire. Soviet soldiers captured the parliament building that same afternoon, 500 meters away. The next day, Hitler's propaganda chief Joseph Goebbels and his wife Magda poisoned their 6 children in the bunker. Then they walked outside and killed themselves too. Berlin surrendered 48 hours later. Germany followed within a week. A man who had ruled Germany for 12 years died in a concrete box with his wife of 40 hours and the ashes of his dog.

@JAL1988196662 @elie_foube16925 @txgermanbre Someone's a little lost.

@elie_foube16925 @txgermanbre Europe is a 3rd world shithole in comparison to the USA.

My military friends in Germany are currently trying to figure out what to do so they can stay as long as possible. Like all of them lol. 😆

@rhodeislander @CrownedCaribou I have nothing against the continents of the Americas. Perhaps your lack of literacy are causing you issues. Urge you to learn, then re-read my statement about your problematic existence. Do not come back to me.

@VinTheArchivist @CrownedCaribou I'm sorry America makes you so unhappy, Fritz. I'm sure it's got nothing to do with your miserable personality. 😂

Why do you Americans not have BREAD? We do not do that in GERMANY.

@rhodeislander @CrownedCaribou Can't wait for you to get to a point. US americans do this meme about Germans, but worse. You never stop pushing yourselves and ideologies on others and when getting push back you defend your ego instead. You can't even fathom other countries having better food than you.

@VinTheArchivist @CrownedCaribou Your entire Twitter feed is an anti-American chimpout. 😂

@vand1931 @Krissa_Kray_ ? You look at one post and decide that applies to all of Europe. We already know you live in miserable conditions and instead of fighting for bettering yourselves you protect your ego on twitter. Over bread. And losing.

@Krissa_Kray_ Europeans look at how the poor in the US live and think that's how most of us live lol

I've noticed the Euros are flexing about bread because it's the only thing they CAN flex. Do we have access to all the same breads here? Yes. Do they care about the truth? No. Does it matter? Not really. Because the US is infinitely better in every other way.

@rhodeislander @CrownedCaribou This is literally you.

@CrownedCaribou They just keep doing the meme. They simply can't help it.

@narwhaldevil95 As opposed to Europeans, who never do. Bread spawns in our grocery stores. You creatures are so cool, epic, and special making your own bread. Truly a skill to behold.

This whole bread discourse is funny because aside from the fact that American grocery stores do have bakery sections, Europeans don't seem to understand that there are Americans who make their own bread.

@Kaiden811091902 @ai6823768 @turningmystile Are you legally blind? Read through the comments on literally any thread on discourses and it's all yanks resorting to insults. Even the main OP in this is doing that. There is no discourse, just US americans ego not standing being wrong.

@ai6823768 @turningmystile Notice how you had to resort to insults instead of actually contributing to the conversation

euros getting their asses kicked in bread discourse, cheese discourse, AND lemonade discourse? they trying to hit every food group?

@3YearLetterman This is because your sheltered life and inexperience gives you no information about anything outside your own village, let alone country.

I literally cannot name one thing that Great Britain does better than America

@_ChanFace Only US americans moan about this.

Why were Europeans so whiney about the attached bottle caps?? Regardless of environmental reasons, it does not interfere with drinking at all and it’s actually super convenient to not need to hold on the cap! 10/10 Canada should adopt!

@FluentInFinance If you rely on chatGPT for medical advice, you deserve what's coming to you.

Me: “ChatGPT, my chest hurts. Should I be worried?” ChatGPT: “Probably just muscle strain. Rest and hydrate.” Me: “Going to bed then.” *lies down* (6 hours later) Me: “ChatGPT, I’m in the ICU. It was a heart attack.” ChatGPT: “You’re right. Classic presentation. Would you like me to list 10 warning signs you missed?” This is the current state of ChatGPT’s reliability.

@nicksortor You should be grateful such a prestigious title is coming to visit your third-world.

🚨 NOW: King Charles has a PRESIDENTIAL-level motorcade rolling through DC right now We now have an ACTUAL king on our soil, but there are NO SIGNS of any "No Kings" protests anywhere in the nation right now. Interesting how that works!

@nintendopower45 @madisontayt_ US american saying this is peak irony. Are you blind, deaf, and ignorant to the creatures around you?

@madisontayt_ Why do British people so frequently act like their way of doing things is the 1 objectively correct way of doing things.

you dumb bitches are talking about SPRITE and call it lemonade

@kaizen000000000 US americans yapping just to hear their own voice.

She didn’t debate him, she proved his point instead 😂 What was she even on about?🤦🏼‍♂️😅

@erik_thorvalds The ignorance of the US has travelled north.

This is Alberta at the end of April. I don’t want to hear about global warming ever again.

@veondresdiary Why are you acting like any of you, and in the comments are better? You're disgustingly selfish and cannot fathom a different spelling. Trash creatures.

this is actually such a disgusting thing to say, like dude this was probably a kid asking

@81miless @veondresdiary It's different spelling. In the US they cut down on letters because newspapers charged per letter. Its mold in the US, and mould in the UK.

@veondresdiary Okay don’t jump me but why IS mold incorrectly spelt I’m confused