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Tell me the most money you've Made in a single day And don't lie.

@Degen_CPA Just a dash

a little bit of botox is kind of hot

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@TheSalonDon Especially when dealing w mainly women

Modern day Google Review Management Person comes 5 minutes after closing, leaves a 1 star review, and now I have to give her a free month of tanning

@disclosetv “Did they promise?” Lmao

NOW - Trump says "the last thing on Iran's mind right now—is nuclear weapons," adding that Iran is "not gonna have enrichment" and will become "a great trading nation."

@trump_repost The women are the problem and he knows it.

Stupid AOC, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, one of the "dumbest" people in Congress, is now calling for my Impeachment, despite the fact that the Crooked and Corrupt Democrats have already done that twice before. The reason for her "rantings" is all of the Victories that the U.S.A. has had under the Trump Administration. The Democrats aren't used to WINNING, and she can't stand the concept of our Country being successful again. When we examine her Test Scores, we will find out that she is NOT qualified for office but, nevertheless, far more qualified than Crockett, who is a seriously Low IQ individual, or Ilhan Omar, who does nothing but complain about our Country, yet the Failed Country that she comes from doesn't have a Government, is drenched in Crime and Poverty, and is rated one of the WORST in the World, if it's even rated at all. How dare "The Mouse" tells us how to run the United States of America! We're just now coming back from that Radical Left experiment with Sleepy Joe, Kamala, and "THE AUTOPEN," in charge. What a disaster it was! AOC should be forced to take the Cognitive Test that I just completed at Walter Reed Medical Center, as part of my Physical. As the Doctor in charge said, "President Trump ACED it," meaning, I got every answer right. Instead of her constant complaining, Alexandria should go back home to Queens, where I was also brought up, and straighten out her filthy, disgusting, crime ridden streets, in the District she "represents," and which she never goes to anymore. She better start worrying about her own Primary, before she thinks about beating our Great Palestinian Senator, Cryin' Chuck Schumer, whose career is definitely on very thin ice! She and her Democrat friends have just hit the Lowest Poll Numbers in Congressional History, so go ahead and try Impeaching me, again, MAKE MY DAY!

@KILLTOPARTY 🎯

Women get tattoos because they’re imitating the men they’re attracted to without understanding that these same men are not attracted to tattoos on women

@Fightflix_ Ahab boomers everywhere

All that just to lose immediately

@lyricspoetic @THEG0DMUTHA Every soul takes a piece

@THEG0DMUTHA Even if I hit you once you part of my collection

André 3000 says "Future makes the most negative inspirational music ever"

In case you were wondering why nobody knows what the fuck is going on

You won't find a single picture of JFK kissing the wall. Let that sink in.

UPDATE - Iran denies firing missiles after ceasefire.

This will never get old, no matter how many times I watch it.

@leonardaisfunny Their religion is matriarchal and matrilineal. It can’t raise actual men.

Jewish men really are women. No wonder they need America cans to fight their wars. x.com/Wordsarewordsz…

Ahabs everywhere.

@techsalesguy Same w their homes

Can't sleep. Just thinking about all the Boomer businesses about to hit the market. ~50% of companies worth $10M+ are owned by 65-75 year olds with no succession plan. Running on 1997 processes. Excel-based everything. Manual data entry. Paper invoices. Someone's about to make a killing buying these businesses and adding basic AI automation. Why not us?

@josh_uglyasf 🎯

This brotha lays it out

Same way her grandma kicked out her grandpa for the exact same shit.

@washghost1 Same way her grandma kicked out her grandpa for the exact same shit.

Mom gets mad at son for wanting a job because she’s afraid to lose her section 8

People underestimate the value of disappearing for 6 months into a cave to come back stronger. It worked for Batman. It worked for Superman. It'll work for you. Except people wont accept it as normal. But if you wanna be a superhero, you gotta do superhero sh*t.