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@AmazonHelp Missing the 2 day shipping of early Amazon. Wishing I lived where USPS delivers my packages rather than @UPS, every order is a 5-10 day shipping time. Date promised when purchased “countdown timer vs order confirmation dates are always off - #baitandswitch

@Vmccullouch Apologies for any bad experiences with deliveries! Shipping speed refers to transit time, in business days, from when the order ships. Processing time can be affected by availability and location. For more information, let's start here: amzn.to/2RlFWXr. -Nani

Why am I even paying for @amazon prime shipping? Ordered on June 30, item said delivery by July 5. It’s finally out for delivery today. A friend who ordered the same product July 3 and lives 20 miles from me, got hers on Saturday. My Amazon comes @UPS and it’s SO slow.

@AmazonHelp It came, but every single package is 5-10 days, when it used to be 2-3. Prime price increases, shipping slows.

@Vmccullouch Hi there! We're very sorry to hear your package was delayed. Please keep us posted on your delivery today. We want to ensure it arrives. -Waya

@JillyMarieS @HelloFresh I canceled my account after a few mistakes. They got sloppy. Too big too fast?

Thanks @HelloFresh for, yet again, messing up our delivery. The 1 and only recipe card included has nothing to do with the kits ...again. ...and yes, I contacted them

Oh wait, it’s international dog day? I

@Mateen462 🙌🏻

Cartography is another name for stories told by winners. For stories told by those who have lost, there isn't one.

Fun in the sun is tiring.

@ms_hipstory @arielmaelambe I draw the line at bruh.

@arielmaelambe IDK what the subtweet is, but in the Jr. High community we get "Hi Miss" all the time. Though one time I got "wut up dog, can you change my grade?" and honestly I thought about it after that intro.

#subtweet If a prospective student wrote me an email addressing me “Hi miss,” you know what I would think? I would think “this person is respectful and may be from an underrepresented community, I can’t wait to learn more about them.”

@svershbow Same except I came home this week to my house stinking. Opened all the windows & looked for the source. Did something died in the AC? My 10 year old looked in the kitchen and found that while wiping down the stove, the knob for the gas got turned. Glad I didn’t light a candle!

I've had a cleaning person come to my apartment 2x/month for a year now and can honestly say it's the best money I've ever spent. The orderly calmness of sitting in my apartment after she's done is worth more than any other nonessential item in my budget.

That welcome home feeling.

@123Martinis @yashar Links parents to the baby. When my daughter was born they would scan my bracelet and hers to make sure we matched.

@yashar Does she have a hospital bracelet on? Anyway, how about we leave them alone to enjoy the moment of joy and love.

Her surrogate went into labor after midnight. If she went in full hair and make up, you all would slam her for that. She's bonding with her son. Now that's an issue too? A mother can't bond with her baby?

This dog ordering @Starbucks this morning made my day.

@mattxiv @HoughtonUniv Alum…not a proud alum. Somehow I came out of Houghton more liberal than when I went in.

houghton university (@houghtonuniv) just fired a staff member for having her pronouns in her email signature

“Whosoever holds this hammer, if (s)he be worthy shall possess the power of Thor.” @thorofficial #ThorLoveAndThunder

@Theresa95Hunter @IndianRiverCSD That first one 😂😂😂

EMPS kicked off our #oneschoolonebook reading of #charlottesweb at EMPS today!

I see what you did there.

Not many of these days left! #stlawrence #sunday #momiswearingahoodie

@MrTDecker Awesome, and with Todd!

@Vmccullouch PS…my daughter spent the day doing check out dives in the cape!

Annual final ride of the season picture…I’ll miss these moments. This is definitely my happy place. See you next year! #riverlife #lovemyjetboat #sunsets

River…treasure? Found a scooter in the bottom of the #stlawrence