William Heiser

Once again but louder, for those that missed it last time.

@NickofMars1 @tleilax___ @AnalyticaCamil1

@tleilax___ @AnalyticaCamil1 Each boat carries maybe 3 mines. The mines are not strong enough to sink a ship, merely damage it.

If I was a betting man, I'd say the IRGC is laying mines in the middle of the Hormuz transit channel today with dozens and dozens of speedboats.

@JimmyPenge @ZiggyWumpus

@petaluma_rob @walkeri141

@walkeri141 Going forward, any power outages or backed up toilet repair calls from women may only be answered by female electricians and plumbers. If none are available, the ladies will have to wait in the dark in shit up to their knees until the strong, independent tradeswomen show up.

wine moms when they're told they get to oppress a bunch of rural counties in the mountains

@Templarpilled is he going to crucify a three old with that cross?

This is a uniquely American expression of Christianity. A European, even a Protestant, could never conceive of running half-naked on a treadmill with key Christian objects in his hands, let alone of posting such a performance on social media

@cwijakewilson @dark_kochang a texan putting sweet baby rays on brisket? lmao cmon man. ohhh I see you're maga. carry on.

@dark_kochang Perfectly stated.

海外ニキ達のアドバイスを聞くと、やっぱブリスケットのときはこっちの方が簡単みたいだな…。 ケトルグリルでやると難易度跳ね上がるらしい…。

@doctorkondraki @dark_kochang

@dark_kochang oven brisket is a bigger flex x.com/i/status/20407…

Gentlemen, we are seeing an endangered species. Feminism has destroyed this.

@AlexanderTheus @malmesburyman

@malmesburyman They yern for the barndominiums

I’m all about housing affordability, but this house looks to be over 5,000 square feet on at least several acres of manicured park. This type of house was never “affordable” for anyone who hadn’t achieved significant financial success.

@ScottforFlorida @nytimes lol Jfc just take your stolen millions and go retire you ghoulish fraud and be thankful the worst you’re getting is people wishing you’d drop dead instead of rotting in prison where you belong

Hey @nytimes, can you let me know why you are giving a guy who said I should be murdered such a glowing platform? Would love to know your standards.... nytimes.com/2025/04/27/sty…

@hopes_revenge he deserves better than nasty

sir , your nasty puppy stew

@AK_Organizer @TimH_B When you see that phrase, brace for the world’s most brain dead take on the matter.

@WHeiserHIA @TimH_B I love that he prefaces it "as a Republican..."

However dumb you think the process for destroying USAID was, it was dumber. This is from Nicholas Enrich's new book Into the Wood Chipper, describing a meeting with Trump-appointed USAID leadership *after* they had largely gutted the agency

@kenikereilly @KevinBuffalo lol

There are six state capitals west of Los Angeles. I just wanted you to know that.

@ZurcHigh @RiverOaksPrblms You misspelled ‘racists’

@RiverOaksPrblms Snowflakes. x.com/shermfirm/stat…

Ok what the f is going with people and HEB? Don’t make me ask Gronkowski or whatever it’s called.

The place with the strictest citizenship and immigration law in the West? The Vatican. • Illegal entry: up to 4 years in jail • 0 asylum or refugee claims • 0 permanent residents • 0 public work visas • 100% Catholic

@Tejanarusa @TimH_B because they just don't give a fuck

@WHeiserHIA @TimH_B I don't understand why anyone would take drastic, irreparable actions on *assumptions*. It's incomprehensible to me.

@DeepDishEnjoyer @uncledoomer no

@uncledoomer fuck me

sopranos actors birth years if the pilot was filmed today

@mliebow @JamesSurowiecki lol this fuckin map again

@JamesSurowiecki Urban centers shouldn’t be dictating anything to anyone. Our founding fathers had it right.

There's no good civic argument for the electoral college. It was arguably necessary to ensure the ratification of the Constitution, but it's an anti-democratic device that gives some American citizens far more voting power than others, based purely on where they live.

@CannibalVeggiez @TheWapplehouse yup

@TheWapplehouse Hot take: Texas is a fucking joke. Source: native Texan who lived there eighteen years

Watching an elderly unarmed principal tackle a school shooter just makes me think about all those Uvalde cops standing around in a hallway listening to kids scream.

@AlastorMoopy @TheWapplehouse Might it have something to do with the fact that the cops were fuckin cowards?

@TheWapplehouse Might it have something to do with the fact that this looks like a handgun while the weapon of choice of American school shooters is AR15?