Johnny the Cabbie

You can’t make this up! @limebike you got apreciate their creativity. #limebike #london #ulez

@BasilTheGreat @jimmytwhu That woman does not look she’s OK. Did she fast for both of them?

Why do British people convert to Islam?

@michaelblackcab @LTDAForum met.police.uk/ro/report/rti/…

I hate entitled cnuts ! “I’m not waiting I’m far too important !” 😡

@michaelblackcab @LTDAForum Report it to MET police

@lady_valor_07 In the U.K., most restaurants add a 12% service charge to the bill, which you are free to decline. Waiters are paid at least the minimum wage. In Europe, tipping is generally not expected, but around 10% is usually sufficient.

TfL launches trial of new radar‑based speed cameras to improve enforcement of safer speeds and crack down on dangerous drivers tfl-newsroom.prgloo.com/news/tfl-launc…

@SeasickPosh @The_LCDC I don’t know how they do it but the cubical are always flooded

@WildRover2000 @The_LCDC Are they still squatting over the toilet bowls and leaving shit on the seats and floors?

Ever used the toilets at the Feeder Park!! 😣😣😣😣😣😣😣

@HustleBitch_ Proves that billions of $$$ can’t buy class.

🚨 NICOLE KIDMAN SUDDENLY PHOTOBOMBS JEFF BEZOS & LAUREN SÁNCHEZ — THEIR FACES SAY IT ALL On the Vanity Fair Oscars Party red carpet, Kidman walks directly behind Bezos and Sánchez head-to-toe in Chanel. No hello. No excuse me. She just slides into position beside them and poses with a smirk. She completely steals their moment. What do you think they were thinking?

All these cabbies snapping photos and filming just to farm Twitter views… don’t come crying when Cyclist Mikey plasteres your face all over Twitter and you end up losing your licence. It’s not worth it

@BeLuckyCabbie Luton.info

Cabbie’s any drop off fees for Luton ? ✈️ BL 🍀🍀🍀

@WizAnn @LDNcabbieTXE All this for 🐒/day

There are around 6400 points that can currently be asked on appearances. This equates to 40 million possible questions and the chance of you being asked any one of those questions, if 1000 people are studying the knowledge, is 40 billion to 1. 1/2

The way I see this: before Brexit Eastern Europeans would come and next day they would be on construction site, sharing a house they paid for themselves. Now non-Europeans come and the next day they are put in hotels paid by us.

@TheSullis Except math is wrong. 😑

Can’t believe I could’ve just been doing this all along

The Grade II listed Great Portland Street underground station was rebuilt in 1930 with a prominent, elliptical, cream terracotta-clad showroom on its ground floor. The building was situated in "Motor Row," a hub for automobile traders, and originally housed a motorcar showroom.

@brian_reardon1 @journeymanstev1 Get in his cab, ask for London Bridge, as soon as he pulls in the drop off area, jump off the cab and bilk him, run down the escalator, back into your cab and you are the first on the rank again

Desperate chap. Drops on The Shard rank, decides against pulling off despite cabs behind him.

@MediaSOI Good media except Mike Graham. He probably still thinks you can grow concrete

What do we think about GB news? Personally, I watch it a lot. 🇬🇧

@NicholasLissack @holmesbigtel @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk What did Nigel actually do for Britain ?

There is only one man with the temperament, talent, and vision to lead Britain: Nigel Farage. He will make an outstanding Prime Minister. Vote Reform UK. (@Nigel_Farage)

@arsenemustgo @BondCabdriver @TfL Thank you miss Moneypenny

Dear @TfL @TfLTP, are you going to do anything about Wolverhampton drivers? I’m sure he hasn’t come all the way from Wolverhampton just to do a pickup at Sainsbury’s, New Cross Road

@InternetReels I’m with this teacher. I’d rather know that my kid is safe, we live in a nasty world

A kindergarten teacher is facing criticism after taking her young students on a field trip and tying them together with a rope to prevent them from getting lost