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@MNMessiah81 @TeleFootball And he looks like a 90s dinner lady

@TeleFootball His stat padding with penalties has covered up the fact his performances this season have been largely atrocious, yet he has the brass bollocks to say he’s outgrown us? Piss off, and don’t let the door hit you on the way out, you arrogant, spineless fuck.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Anthony Gordon is keen to explore his options to leave Newcastle United in the summer as he looks to follow Alexander Isak out of the club. “It seems as though Gordon feels he has outgrown Newcastle and would like a new challenge as well as a large pay rise at a club competing regularly in the Champions League.” @LukeEdwardsTele has the full exclusive ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@TeleFootball Based on the less than fuck all output for Newcastle this year?

@Variety So in a nut shell, work has dried up so only fans

"American Pie" star Shannon Elizabeth is officially joining OnlyFans. “I’ve spent my entire career working in Hollywood, where other people controlled the narrative and the outcome of my career. This new chapter is about changing that, showing off a more sexy side no one has seen, and being closer to my fans. I’m choosing OnlyFans because it allows me to connect directly with my audience, create on my own terms, and just be free. I really do think this is the future." (via People) variety.com/2026/film/news…

@AnfieldAgenda I'm sure this means something to the 17 people that watch

We believe in independent, fan content.

@Gaming_Grifter It's obviously far from a dying brand

Crazy how companies keep agreeing to make their games play anywhere on a "Dying" brand.

@StretfordPaddck Heaven should have never lost his place

Looks like Ayden Heaven and Leny Yoro could be the centre-back pairing against Chelsea this weekend👀🔴 Thoughts, Reds? 👇 #MUFC

@RMBee Perfectly fine. Do you need a ladder to climb down from that horse?

SO GROSS. Why would you even do that? How fucking DARE you alter the original, timeless classics, which are a testament to the art of the era in which they're made?

@RpsAgainstTrump What a fuckin Muppet

Trump: I ended 8 wars. A ninth is coming. Nobody's ever ended one war. Who's ended one? Nobody

@KemiBadenoch If there's a bandwagon to hop you can bet this grifter gets a hopping

Rudakubana's parents knew their son was stockpiling weapons and planning an attack. They chose silence. Three little girls paid with their lives. As I said yesterday morning, they should face the consequences of their actions, or indeed their inaction. If they escape criminal charges on a technicality, the Government should deport them. And if the ECHR stands in the way? That tells you everything you need to know about why we must leave.

@TheFootyFeed Getting 40mil for 34 year old defender that's way past it is a joke

This Liverpool fan thinks they need a big reshuffle this summer and has come up with an action plan... 😳

@rachel_reviews @GEvans96 Not as funny as this take

@GEvans96 Mummy 2026, Mummy Reborn, Mummy Terrifying tales something like that. Hollywood is so funny

Honestly why is it called Lee Cronin's The Mummy? Does he have name recognition to any average moviegoer?

@rachel_reviews @KeithandMovies In what world is that better? The name is fine as is

@KeithandMovies Probably but silly solution. Adding a modifier to it like The Mummy Reborn or Mummy 2026 would be better

@TribalSpaceman @SamiraAhmedUK @CharlotteCGill Jesus dry your eyes Bono

Just submitted my complaint to the Advertising Standards Authority about this poster ad at tube stations. Why is there so little consideration of the impact of such images on children? (And one might add, on bereaved parents).

@SamiraAhmedUK Great marketing mate

@NukeOhio2024 @DyerbolicalDB Avp movies are canon to predator universe not alien universe

@DyerbolicalDB Chud opinion detected

@denzelmahlatse @NoContextHumans Which is largely illegal and again, not the problem of the customer

@NoContextHumans Context: Some restaurants don’t pay their employees, so tips are a form of payment, but customers are likely unaware unless informed.

Fair or foul?

@NoContextHumans It's not our job to pay your entitled arse. We are your customer, not your employer. If I lump £100 on a meal I don't expect to have to pay you £20+ on top of it for bringing my plate out.

@StretfordPaddck @MrStephenHowson awfully quiet on the Gary Neville/United Stand merger

@RupertLowe10 People like you need taking out. Seriously what are you even doing on this planet

Spain's government has just approved plans to give legal status to 500,000 illegal migrants. This is treason.

@MrStephenHowson what do you make of the two big Manchester United negativity farmers teaming up?