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Good morning. Hope you have a great Tuesday!

Money doesn’t buy class but the fact there is a massage parlor in the background makes this photo even funnier 🤣

@REALspark_gap @JOKAQARMY1 I wonder the same every single day. It’s baffling!

@JOKAQARMY1 It’s makes you wonder if CK was an intel asset. One thing that’s never made sense to me is how CK, a highly intelligent man, could have been so easily seduced by EK without questioning her checkered background & fake demeanor.

Tim Dillon and his Friend Erika 🤣

@jayroo69 No, but Devil Wears Prada sucked (imo)

Has anybody seen the new "Michael" movie yet?

hi I'm the coolest bird new to animal twitter who do I make friends with? 🦉

Dumb and Dumber. Drunk and Drunker.

@itsnwts @omgsidewalks

I’m 22. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general “surround yourself with positive people” tips. I only want the most random, specific advice possible.

They call her sexual chocolate.

@dantypo Well, yeah kinda 🤷‍♀️😂

Got my hair cut yesterday and I come in and my daughter said, “you look like Megan Rapinoe” so now I gotta shave my head😑

REAL hope for LA…

@PoliticalPilot2 @TaraBull Hell the Galleria is ghetto af these days 😂

@TaraBull Haven’t gone there in 30 years. Place is ghetto af

Mob of teens running wild through the Willowbrook Mall

@doogadoo11 No issue here 😂

Is it just me or no matter what you post about is there always some idiot in your comments that feels the need to contradict and debate you? If I say humans breathe air, they'll call me a liar and a dumbass for not knowing that humans breathe water.

@StormChaserHTX @abc13houston @TxStormChasers Beautiful two days!! Even the squirrels were happy!

Stunning day 76° Houston Texas in the Heights @abc13houston @TxStormChasers  #houwx #htx #TXWX #hounews

@Architectolder Nightmare fuel from growing up in Louisiana 😩😩

Leave like they are, paint them, or get new ones?

@RandyGoat I love Paul McCartney circa Wings all day every day.

I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I hate The Beatles! At TopGolf today every other song was The Beatles. I wanted to take a cheese grater to my ears.

@LangmanVince Good God you’re right 🥴

I didn't think it was possible, but Barack Obama's President Center look worse at night! 🤮😂

@amuse I’m in HTX never made it there!

GOOD EVENING X! Ninfa’s on Navigation!

@mooseincrisis @DilloTex "If it's brown, lay down; if it's black, fight back; if it's white, goodnight".

got chased by that stupid brown bear again today, will update how it went later.

@RealCandaceO @LauraLoomer LFG! I need some excitement this Sunday eve! 😂

We are SOOO scared you’re going to report us to ICE. Please don’t Larry— you’re so good at stalking us—Won’t you miss us if we get deported? We haven’t slept since you last caught us fleeing the country with the gold bullions we were hiding in the Vatican. Any update on his family’s investments? Also, please don’t mention our imminent divorce again. Or the 88 nazi thing. We’ve done everything to hide it but you are just too good at schizophrenia.

Candace Owens @RealCandaceO and her immigrant husband George Farmer must be investigated for possibly committing alleged immigration fraud! A severe DUI as a green card holder is a deportable offense, yet Farmer miraculously secured his U.S. citizenship in 2025 despite his 2023 arrest and two alleged prior DUIs in the UK. His disqualifying criminal record was completely ignored during his naturalization process, raising serious questions about whether someone at DHS @DHSgov was paid off to turn a blind eye. President Donald Trump must order an immediate investigation into this possible cover-up to find out exactly who protected Candace and her husband from facing accountability.

@NotTodayEric 😢

RIP Harambe, you would have loved animal Twitter.