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@NegativeXP24 @mickey14906928 @Mets @ewing_aj What the fuck are you talking about?

@mickey14906928 @Mets @ewing_aj No. He’s “the fastest kid alive” Let him bat lead off and prove it. NY is chicken shit scared of just letting rookies play. Every other team in the league brings up a rookie, puts them in a prime spot right away.

he's the fastest kid alive @ewing_aj has his first career stolen base! 💨

@perfectionitz @FBIDirectorKash @ChrisVanHollen You’re not. Any other questions?

@FBIDirectorKash @ChrisVanHollen Why am I paying for them to drink alcohol?

Fact check @ChrisVanHollen ⬇️

@Boxscoreboy @ClassicRaider And this tweet was 6 months after that, irrelevant to the point

@ClassicRaider This was the ‘way too early draft’ at the end of the 2025 Draft. Fernando Mendoza was a projected Top 10 pick.

Here are Mendoza’s stats when that tweet was made: -11-0 undefeated record -73% completion rate -3,000 passing yards -30 passing touchdowns -5 interceptions

@andrewlesti55 @uniformcritic It was the 6th inning.

@uniformcritic Wow he was out. What a fuck up by the ump. Guy is trying to pitch a perfect game and you call him safe? It was a bang bang play and close enough to call him out.

Never seen this…

@JSomeFooty Wild hit

Fired it

@welchsjuice44 @PitchingNinja When it’s thrown with a cutter grip

@PitchingNinja At what point is it a cutter

Jacob Misiorowski's 98.6 mph SLIDER.

@2allmyfrnds @BauerOutage

@BauerOutage I don't get it. You have to be by far the world record holder of defamation of character victim. It's worse than being murdered. The Dodgers and or MLB owes you $100-$200 mil, a public apology, and whatever else you think is necessary. Don't sell yourself short

Hypothetical: You’re the owner of an MLB team. I offer to take $0 salary and sign a minor league contract and go to Low A. If the “he sucks now” crowd is right and I get lit up, you cut me, lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If the “clubhouse cancer” crowd is right, you see it immediately at Low A and cut me. You lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If there’s massive negative PR, which we already know there won’t be, you just cut me and move on. The story is dead in a couple days, you lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. But, assuming none of those things happen, which they obviously wouldn’t, if you like what you see, you can promote me to AA and re evaluate me there. Then AAA. Then the big leagues. If I earn it, which you’d be 100% in control of deciding. If you don’t think I’m good enough, you lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. You could take away my “antics”. You could take away my social media. You could ask anything of me. If I don’t comply, you cut me, lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. What logical reason is there to not do this? At worst, you cut me and there’s no risk to the big league club. At best, you get a Cy Young winner for $0 who you know can still pitch and could help the big league team if and when you see fit.

@MichaelLitvack @BauerOutage You definitely don’t get it, you’re right.

@BauerOutage If I was the GM of a mlb team, my first call would be to your agent. I don't get it. You should be in the majors.

Well said

@69Brock69 @ElonMuskSucks97 @still_boneless Your car isn’t getting impounded for driving without a license. You’ll get a citation that will be thrown out as soon as you show the courthouse proof you have one

@ElonMuskSucks97 @still_boneless Ok. I think context matters. But point being, still illegal and reason to get stopped and car impounded. But to each their own.

How did you drive to Chipotle without a license?

@dotdotslashstar @jasonc_nc @Matty_JL Scale

@jasonc_nc @Matty_JL OK actually I'm curious and have no good guesses: Why does that pricing strategy make sense for Starbucks but not for small shops (or, for yours specifically)? Is the input cost delta smaller for them? A clientele difference?

You should open a coffee shop and dominate the market with that top program MBA.

@RuffinTumbler @ejmaroun Take a breath

@YMEJGAL @ejmaroun First of all, you have no idea who I am or what my history is. Second of all, it was a joke.

I need you all to understand than 99% of people are not hitting a HR if given 100 pitches facing the #2 pitcher at their local high school.

@RuffinTumbler @ejmaroun You’ll be 20x more gasses than he will be by pitch 90

@ejmaroun I’d make him work and get him somewhere between pitch 90 and 100 when he’s gassed……..

@globogym1969 @ejmaroun The problem with this thought process is that they have no shot at generational wealth. You’re better off taking the 50k and putting it on a 15 leg parlay if you want a shot at a bigger payout

@ejmaroun The problem with this question is the enormous difference in the two sums of money! Your choices are… A. Almost enough to buy a decent new car B. Generational wealth I don’t want to know anyone who wouldn’t at least take a shot at the $100 million!

@HughJupside @podoffame Dunn also didn’t get to 500, which is what the entire Schwarber argument is predicated on. The only 500s who aren’t in are steroid guys. If he doesn’t hit 500 it’s very unlikely but if he does I do think it swings to a good chance

Let’s call it very unlikely. Schwarber’s career to this point is a near match with Adam Dunn. Dunn got 0.3% of the HOF vote. Schwarber has played in major markets, played a lot in the postseason, and has a likability factor Dunn didn’t. So he’ll likely get some (undeserved) HOF support. But let’s not pretend the body of work for Schwarber to this point merits a serious HOF discussion.

Kyle Schwarber has a ZERO chance at Cooperstown? Ok chief. You can think Kyle Schwarber won’t make it into Cooperstown. You can say it’s a long shot. Extremely doubtful. But saying last year’s NL MVP runner-up, who, mind you, has 349 career home runs and just turned 33, has a 0% chance at one day being elected to the HOF, tells me you know absolutely nothing about math or nothing about baseball.

@TheBillyProcida But think about the shareholders!!!!

why can't multi-billion-dollar companies just make 20% less for a little while?

@JByGodRod She can watch the Braves game tonight if she really wanted to

My wife just asked me how come she has never seen a black catcher, and i honestly had no answer?

@LottaMets @MikeDro_ @JeffPassan Glad we agree

@YMEJGAL @MikeDro_ @JeffPassan Yes Lindor is definitely worse than Amed. Great take.

The A's are receiving shortstop Leodalis De Vries, the No. 3 overall prospect in baseball, along with three pitchers from San Diego for Mason Miller and J.P. Sears, sources tell ESPN.

@LottaMets @MikeDro_ @JeffPassan

@MikeDro_ @JeffPassan If he was good I would be focused on getting his name right. But ya know. When you go bargain shopping it don’t matter. He will have more walk off HR in a Mets uniform at Yankee stadium than he will as a Yankee 🤣🤣 You know why?? Yankees are POVERTY 😂😂😂😂

@thetruthhurtz8 @Acyn No, they won’t

People are just going to stop storing their wealth in NY real estate which will destroy NY income from property tax . Allowing this economic buffoon to set policy with anything that has to do with money is a dereliction of Duty from the governor and from the entire legislature . The guy never had a job. He never had a business he has no idea how money and economics work .

Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich 
Well, today we're taxing the rich...

@simply69111 @jjmaples55 @BreidenFehoko Nobody goes to the MLB from high school. They will usually spend years in the minor leagues - which i understand is “pro” but that’s not the spirit of the question

@jjmaples55 @BreidenFehoko It’s not because you can go pro from highschool

It's 100% football