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@AdageorgeA Nzou

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@PTChimusoro Paid with a 50 dollar not and qas given change yemunhu atenga ne 10dollar note. The next thing l was in Kuwadzana 2 Cells for asking for clarity. The rest is history

Ndakabaya paGuzzlers ndobva ndatenga quart rangu nice. Ndandine thirst after a long day so ndakarivhura very fast. Ndichingopedza sip rekutanga ndakanzwa munhu achindirova rova shoulder from behind. Pandakacheuka, ndakaona ziBlaz rakaisa tumbler zvikanzi ndidirewo. Never again 🙌🏾

@Jabutjp @daddyhope He mentioned that when he said there is rampant corruption in the immigration sector

@daddyhope Mr Chinono what if I tell you that Government has Lost control of immigration crisis in south Africa. They have failed to handle it and now is too much and too late. Public have been making this sentiment for years now but government failed to Act. Now is under pressure to Act.

Thank you for that important question, my brother. There are a few realities we must understand. Illegal immigration in South Africa is not driven by one factor; it is the result of several interconnected problems. If we are serious about solving it, we must first address its root causes rather than simply its symptoms. The first root cause is failed governance in neighbouring countries, particularly Zimbabwe and Mozambique, from where a large proportion of undocumented migrants originate. These countries have suffered decades of economic decline, corruption and disputed elections. Unfortunately, successive South African governments have often acted as political cheerleaders for these failed regimes instead of holding them accountable. The close historical and political relationships between the ANC and parties such as ZANUPF in Zimbabwe and FRELIMO in Mozambique have meant that democracy and good governance have too often taken a back seat. When economies collapse, people do what human beings have always done throughout history, they migrate in search of work and a better future for their families. In Southern Africa, South Africa is naturally the primary destination, followed by Botswana and Namibia. The second issue is border management. Illegal migrants do not simply walk into South Africa on their own. They cross through borders that are controlled by South Africans. Many cannot even afford passports. In Zimbabwe, a passport costs R5000. Instead, they pay small bribes to corrupt officials, police officers, border personnel or criminal syndicates who facilitate illegal crossings. That means every successful illegal crossing involves someone on the South African side who has accepted money to make it happen. You cannot solve illegal immigration without dealing decisively with corruption within your own institutions. The third issue is history. South Africa’s economy was built, in large part, on migrant labour. Anyone who understands South African history knows about WENELA, the Witwatersrand Native Labour Association, which recruited workers from Zimbabwe, Mozambique, Malawi, Lesotho, Eswatini and other neighbouring countries to work in South Africa’s mines. During apartheid, agreements were signed with countries such as Malawi specifically to supply cheap labour. Many South Africans of prominence today like Ray Phiri are descendants of those migration patterns. Large sectors of South Africa’s mining and agricultural wealth were built on the backs of migrant workers. The irony is that many people shouting “Abahambe!” do not understand how dependent parts of the South African economy remain on undocumented labour. Large commercial farms, particularly in provinces such as Limpopo, rely heavily on migrant workers. If, hypothetically, every undocumented worker on those farms disappeared overnight, food production would immediately decline, labour shortages would emerge, and the price of food would rise sharply. Consumers would ultimately pay the price. We have already seen similar dynamics elsewhere. In parts of the United States, immigration crackdowns created severe shortages of farm labour, leaving crops unharvested and increasing pressure on food prices. Agriculture cannot function without workers. This does not mean South Africa should tolerate illegal immigration. Every sovereign country has the right to secure its borders and enforce its immigration laws. But enforcement without planning is reckless. You cannot remove hundreds of thousands of workers overnight without understanding the economic consequences or putting alternative labour systems in place. Otherwise, you risk damaging the very economy you are trying to protect. That is why serious people should stop reducing this complex issue to slogans and start discussing practical solutions. Address failed governance in neighbouring states. Eliminate corruption at the borders. Modernise immigration management. Create legal labour migration systems where appropriate. Invest in skills development for South Africans. Most importantly, undertake proper scenario planning before implementing policies whose unintended consequences could be catastrophic. Complex problems require intelligent solutions, not emotional slogans.

@chiheraaa_ YaTungwarara ndoyomoda redirection asi dzaChivhayo you comfortable nadzo ?

This is what happens when toxic politics replaces facts. The Zimbabweans at the Consulate are not “stranded” because Zimbabwe has failed to collect them. They cannot be repatriated until South African authorities complete mandatory profiling and security clearance before formally handing them over. That is standard international repatriation procedure. Instead of misleading people, @PacheduZW you should first understand how cross-border repatriations work. Ironically, if your concern is genuinely humanitarian, why not call on @paultungwarara and @matinyarare DIRECTLY to redirect the car and cash gift toward assisting the repatriation effort? Dr. Kudakwashe Tagwirei and the Bridging Gaps Foundation have already committed US$1 million to help bring home up to 20,000 Zimbabweans. That is a tangible intervention. It is easy to manufacture outrage. It is much harder to acknowledge the work already being done and the legal processes that every repatriation must follow. Zimbabweans deserve facts, not political theatre.

@LaviKiaz @daddyhope Floding prisons with use

@daddyhope Maybe we need a harsh criminal penalty. We can't be deporting the same person 4 times. You get deported the first time, second time you get a 5yr sentence.

Indeed, you are correct, my brother. Deporting undocumented migrants using South African taxpayers’ money is, by itself, a futile exercise if the conditions that enabled their entry remain unchanged. As I said in my previous post, undocumented migrants do not simply materialise inside South Africa. They cross the border with the assistance of corrupt South Africans. They are facilitated by corrupt border officials, members of law enforcement, criminal syndicates and others who profit from illegal crossings. Until that corruption is decisively dealt with, deportation becomes nothing more than a revolving door. You deport people today, and tomorrow many of them are back through the very same borders from which they were removed, assisted by the very same corrupt networks. That is why slogans alone will never solve this problem. If you fail to address the root cause, you merely create an expensive cycle that benefits corrupt officials and human smugglers. The second issue that people need to understand is the political context. Jacob Zuma’s hostility towards Cyril Ramaphosa is undeniable. His political project depends on weakening Ramaphosa and the ANC wherever possible. The anti-immigration wave has become one of the vehicles through which that political objective is pursued, particularly in KwaZulu-Natal, where electoral control of municipalities such as eThekwini is strategically important. The immigration debate is therefore not occurring in a political vacuum, it has become intertwined with power struggles and electoral calculations. The third issue is the international dimension. South Africa’s decision to take Israel before the International Court of Justice fundamentally altered its relationship with the Israeli government. It is no secret that Israel regards South Africa as one of the principal states leading international legal action against it. Against that backdrop, there are allegations and claims that organisations involved in South Africa’s anti-immigration campaigns have received external support. What is beyond dispute, however, is that instability and internal division weaken South Africa’s international standing and serve the interests of those who would prefer to see the country distracted by domestic conflict. Criminal elements inevitably infiltrate highly emotional movements. Ordinary supporters may genuinely believe they are defending their country, but organised criminals exploit the situation to loot businesses, intimidate communities, extort money and fuel violence. The consequences extend far beyond immigration. South Africa suffers economically, investor confidence declines, diplomatic relations become strained, and the Minister of International Relations is left managing unnecessary diplomatic crises. Perhaps the greatest tragedy is that South Africa is increasingly being caricatured internationally as a xenophobic or Afrophobic nation. That characterisation is unfair. The overwhelming majority of South Africans are not xenophobic. What the world is seeing is the conduct of a relatively small but highly vocal minority whose actions are amplified by sections of the media, creating the false impression that they represent the entire country. History has repeatedly shown the danger of allowing inflammatory narratives to dominate public discourse. Serious challenges require serious leadership, evidence-based policy and the rule of law, not slogans, vigilantism or political opportunism.

@Sandile_Moloi92 @SayEntrepreneur Corruption was the route cause

@SayEntrepreneur People are beginning to earn their salaries, they were getting paid for doing nothing for far too long. 😤😤

Thank you, South Africa, Thank ypu March and March! 🇿🇦 Your relentless marching is paying off. It is late at night, and the Department of Home Affairs is out here conducting checks. Make no mistake—the pressure you are applying is being felt! Keep it up.

@Sifisov1 @rushsportsnews And your coach is a South African l guess

@rushsportsnews What is a Zimbabwean doing there while we have lots of South Africans who can do the job, Danny Jordan must retire now please 🚮

BREAKING NEWS According to our sources,Bafana Bafana coach Hugo Broos is not happy with his highly rated Zimbabwean performance analyst Tinashe Shinga Mukandatsama and video analyst Sinesipho Mali This comes after they advised South Africa coach to play defensive game against Mexico but ended up losing 2-0 in a FIFA World Cup 2026 opener They told Broos that Mexico play with quick wingers so the coach must overload right wing and Left wing by playing Mudau as a right wing,Modiba as a left wing,Sibisi as a right back and Mbokazi as a left back In their second game Broos ended up not listening to them and playing his own formation against Czech Republic and drew 1-1 #BafanaKaofela #BafanaPride South Korea Matlou Uzbekistan Ronaldo Messi Chiefs Tebza Mokoena Mofokeng Ronwen Appollis Maseko Appollis

@Jamwanda2 @bla_bidza Car issuance era

To assist you @bla_bidza, Tendayi Zinyama rejoined Zanu PF well before the car issuance era, which came much later after the Zanu PF CyberCommUnit, better known as Varakashi, had long been in existence!!! I was intimately involved in both developments. Thank you for listening!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@yatotakitsi @daddyhope @DMwonzora NC aisatombobvumidzwa uko nomatter what

@daddyhope muzembi told us the only people who visited this guy in prison were @DMwonzora and gift siziba now he contacts @daddyhope for financial assistance then u want us to believe hopewell is a sell out - same is true for Sikhala does nc not have money to help ?

I received a call from MadziBaba VeShanduko. He is facing serious financial difficulties and is struggling to pay his children’s school fees and provide for their basic upkeep. His home was burnt down, and he spent eight months in prison for a political crime he did not commit before later being acquitted by the courts. We have set up a GoFundMe campaign to help him rebuild his life and support his family during this difficult period. Please donate whatever you can and help spread the word. RETWEET. gofund.me/78c69d7ba

@TelOneZW Argentina 3 Algeria 1 FT

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@mikezwini87 @asiku2024 @ShettimaDogo It was given by the ONE who is supposed to be worshipped

@asiku2024 @ShettimaDogo

Senegal head coach Pape Thiaw has become widely discussed in America because of a statement he made during a press conference. Journalist: “Today, there were very strong winds in the state of New Jersey, and security officials advised members of the delegation not to go outside for your own safety. Why did you go out to perform the prayer?” Pape Thiaw: “Is there anything more important than prayer? I do not think that is your concern. You fear the wind, while we fear Allah, the One who created the wind. We came here for a game of entertainment, yet we have forgotten that we were created to worship Allah. Even if the @FIFAWorldCup World Cup final were being played today and we were one of the finalist teams, we would still go out to perform the Jummah prayer, even if it meant losing the championship. Do not lecture us about the rituals and obligations of our religion.”

@Dammyselfless @Footballfights He is the leader of Referees in Europe

@Footballfights I hope they revoked his license after then, or what really happened to him. Such referees are not expected to officiate big matches like that!

This is still one of the worst football decisions of all time...

@Gungano263 @CrimeWatchZW Ukasapota Zanu haubvumidzwe kufunga

@CrimeWatchZW Why are you driving that late ?

Night drivers should be careful of a method criminals are now using. This happened to me yesterday around 8:30pm, just before Jamaica Inn on the Marondera road, a few kilometres before the toll gate. While I was driving at high speed, they threw a heavy metal object at my windscreen, causing the damage shown in the picture. The impact sounded exactly like a tyre burst. At first, I wanted to stop because I thought my tyre had burst. But as I slowed down, I noticed people moving from the nearby bush, which made me suspicious. Instead of stopping, I quickly sped off towards the toll gate. Fortunately, I managed to reach the toll gate safely and stopped in a secure place. Please be alert and avoid stopping immediately in isolated areas at night if something suspicious happens.

@MR__Sulaiman1 Bought from where

Woman claims she bought the sun, and registered it legally, now wants to charge the world for its use.👀

@RodinSimi Looking for engagement with lies Uri dako blaz iwewe

🚨🎙César Azpilicueta predicts doom for Arsenal ahead of their UCL semi-final clash with Atlético Madrid: 🗣“I’m going to say this, Atlético have the quality players and the right mentality to beat Arsenal and reach the Champions League final. I know it won’t be easy, but when you compare the attacking quality of Atlético Madrid and Arsenal, it’s like day and night. Atlético Madrid are a well-coached team that rely on tactics to break teams down. Arsenal, on the other hand, are mostly threatening from corners and other set pieces. When you watch Arsenal games, you realise that any team that manages to neutralise their main threat can beat them. Southampton, AFC Bournemouth, and Manchester City have all beaten Arsenal, so I don’t expect them to come up with anything new in this upcoming game. Atlético Madrid will win both legs home and away.” (Satire)

@t_ephias @CrimeWatchZW @Zimra_11 Our infrastructure????

@CrimeWatchZW @Zimra_11 Pay taxes how do you want the government to provide services to you. It was foolish for Zimra not to collect such taxes before especially when you are a Zimbabwean resident using our infrastructure. Zimra is run by slow heads!

Naison Marufu has responded to @Zimra_11’s decision to introduce taxes on content creators. Thoughts? : Munotanga mafunga here musati mataura or kuita zvimwe zvinhu. Some of the things that these government institutions do, they even offend common sense 🙌 You want to tax Content creators, but cannot lobby for them ... Painful...That is the contradiction sitting at the heart of Zimbabwe’s digital economy. Zimbabwe has no formal monetization agreement with Meta or Google. Content creators are using foreign details ... South African bank accounts, relatives abroad, VPNs .... to unlock what their own country cannot give them. And now ZIMRA wants a cut of money that technically, by platform rules, was never supposed to reach Zimbabwe in the first place . This is ambush economics. Content creators are already paying taxes where they are registered ... which is not in Zimbabwe ... because the Ministry of ICT has no formal relationship with Meta. They file where the platform recognizes them. They comply where the system exists. Zimbabwe is simply not on that map. The government confirmed the gap itself. Minister of ICT Tatenda Mavetera admitted in January 2026 that discussions with Google and Meta are ongoing but acknowledged “limitations” and gave no timeline . Meanwhile, ZIMRA issued Public Notice 25 of 2026 demanding voluntary disclosure by 30 May 2026 .... penalties waived, but interest still applies. So one arm of government is “engaging” global platforms. The other is taxing income earned through back channels because the engagement produced nothing. But wasn't the first move supposed to be pushing the Ministry of ICT to lobby for Zimbabwe to be on Meta's monetization map? Shouldn't that have been the opening gambit? Get the country whitelisted. Secure the payout pipeline. Formalize the relationship. Then, and only then, talk about tax withholding, registration thresholds, and voluntary disclosure. Instead, ZIMRA issued deadlines while ICT holds meetings that produce nothing. The cart is not just before the horse ... the cart is demanding fuel from a horse that hasn't been born. ZIMRA has the power to tax. Does the Ministry of ICT have the power to lobby? Can you walk into Meta's offices and say "monetize Zimbabwe"? Because if you can't, then you're taxing air. You're demanding compliance for a system you haven't built. Creators are paying the price of your diplomatic silence. Do ZIMRA and the Ministry of ICT ever communicate? The evidence suggests no. Or if they do, they are not listening to each other. To be clear: using the source-based tax rule, ZIMRA is legally correct. If you create content while sitting in Zimbabwe, they consider the income source Zimbabwean .... even if the payment lands in an SA account. The Double Taxation Agreement with South Africa exists, but that requires disclosure and paperwork most creators have not filed . It is possible for ZIMRA to track payments through TaRMS, monitoring mobile money and bank transfers that bring foreign earnings back home, and auditing public disclosures of wealth. It is impossible for ZIMRA to force Meta or Google to write checks directly to Zimbabwean accounts. That is not their mandate and power. They tax what comes in ... they do not create the pipes for it to flow. It is also hard for the Ministry of ICT delivering a monetization deal while US sanctions remain in place. US-based companies face significant legal risks making payments that could indirectly benefit sanctioned individuals. Even if the government negotiates, compliance costs will outweigh Zimbabwe’s small ad market. Google Adsense pays based on viewer location ... a Zimbabwean audience generates roughly 30 cents per thousand views versus up to $7 for a US audience. The market is classified as operationally dead for advertisers. Let's talk about the WhatsApp admin fiasco. 2024. Ministry of ICT floated a tax on WhatsApp group admins. A data protection license, they called it. The policy was so absurd that Meta's Terms of Service don't even allow third parties to charge admin fees for group operation. WhatsApp's end-to-end encryption means ZIMRA cannot see a single message without breaking the protocol. The policy was unenforceable from the first sentence. Yet someone in government said it out loud. Off the cuff. Zero technical understanding. Zero legal grounding. It died in public ridicule ... but it should never have been born. So ZIMRA is correct to tax undeclared income. The Ministry of ICT is failing to deliver access. Meta terms make the workaround a violation. Sanctions are blocking the official route. The digital advertising market is too small to attract serious platform investment. And two government arms are operating as if they serve different countries. ZIMRA has no legal relationship with Meta at all. They are demanding tax on income generated through a platform that does not recognize Zimbabwean creators.🤦 If your citizens must break a platform’s terms of service to earn anything, who is really breaking the law? The creator trying to survive? Or the government taxing a transaction it cannot see, cannot enforce, and cannot protect? Until Zimbabwe gets formal monetization, asking creators to pay tax on income earned through loopholes you cannot close and channels you cannot open is economic ambush. ©The Marketing Maven

@koolgeezw @CrimeWatchZW Zvisati zvakubata unotaura zvese izvi

@CrimeWatchZW You guys hamutauri nyaya dzenyu zvizere. You are never forced to admit guilt to whatever allegations levelled against you and pay a fine. If you really know that you don't have a case to answer WHY not go to court and clear yourself??

Hello Crime Watch. Pliz hide ID. On Tuesday night, around 10pm, I went down paFlat pangu Castel Court just by Total Garage located along Samora Machel Avenue, Harare CBD. Pane food court so I wanted to buy food. While I was inside the food outlet, I was approached by ZRP officers who then force marched me into a police truck that was parked outside. I kept on asking what mhosva yangu was but ndai haraswa and they ended up physically assauIting me. I was thrown in one of the cells at Harare Central and I spent the whole night. I was only released on Wednesday at around 7pm after being made to sign an admission of guilt form for public drinking and made to pay a fine of US$60 but on the receipt they wrote 378 ZiG. The night I was arrested, I was not even drinking when they arrested me.. I'm so so hurt. Is this what Zimbabwe has become. I now hate the police zvekutodaro. @PoliceZimbabwe

@Gunnersc0m Start afresh at small clubs

If you could give Mikel Arteta one piece of advice, what would it be?

@ArsenalNews_Hub Useless efforts

🚨🔒 INSIDE THE CAMP | PLAYER-LED RESPONSE Following recent events, Arsenal F.C. players have taken internal measures to stay focused for the final stretch 👀 🧠 What’s been implemented: 📵 Social media break •The squad has agreed to stay off social media for the next two months •Aim: reduce external pressure and distractions 🗣️ Weekly player-only meetings •Sessions held without coaches •Focused on reflection, accountability, and improving standards

@SouthSouthBoii @MrWills96 Guess you will be playing all games vs Real Madrid

@MrWills96 God everyday you prove your love for me. I’ll watch Madrid suffer till old age. What a joy 🤩

🚨Real Madrid looks like they’re going to suffer a lot in the coming years… 🚨 The kid you’re seeing is named Hugo Galdiano. He has a growth hormone deficiency yes, just like the one you’re thinking of. Hugo is currently trending in Spain, and everyone is talking about him after his performance against much bigger Villarreal players. The kid is unreal — he was playing against players nearly twice his size, yet what happened on the pitch was the complete opposite of expectations. He picks up the ball and dribbles just like Messi did at that age. His touch is insanely enjoyable to watch. He’s only 11 years old and plays both in attack and midfield at the same time. Remember this name well ❤️💙