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@lancearmstrong @LizKreutz Narcissism runs deep

Rest day my ass

@devorydarkins She says nothing. \

Karen Bass is confronted by local LA news on her plan to repair the broken water pipelines, and she dodges each question like she's playing dodgeball. "There's 7,400 miles of water mains in the city of Los Angeles, some of them dating back 120 years. We're only going to be replacing 45 miles of it this year. That's like less than 1%. If you do the math, it will take 164 years—" Bass: "Well...also...The issue there is how we speed that up—" "Where does the money come from?" Bass: "Hold on......" LA needs a new mayor.

@barstoolsports fake

In a SHOCKING development, TMZ reports Tom Brady is in talks with WWE to wrestle Logan Paul

@Aella_Girl I'm not hungry anymore

new quiz/game where u vote on which vulva is more attractive (and eventually get stats on how your preferences deviate from others). I'd post a screenshot but it's a lil graphic lol.

@sethstarr2424 @LucasBotkin Thx

@YoGunDaddy @LucasBotkin Whole gun is SOLGW

A weapon to surpass internet gun drama 😂😂😂

@wholemars We know what brand it wasn’t 😂

What brand was the car?

@CyberAmped mental illness advertised

Yeah… I’m not sure about this one.

@Polymarket Sure buddy

JUST IN: Arkansas mayor’s brother identified as the winner of the $1,820,000,000.00 Powerball jackpot.

@JMGregorchuk $500??? Pfft. Rookie numbers.

My wife is getting more and more pissed off with California. I dont know how much longer we can hold out for... Today it was the $500 car registration bill.

@Super70sSports Suddenly I feel like having a pina colada.

When Hall and Oates roll up on the scooter with Oates in his platform sandals, you best stand back because some real shit is about to go down.

@RandyWitt @Emarky Ok Elon

@YoGunDaddy @Emarky Supervised is fine and safe for this use case. More than.

Last week I got permission to drive again. First time in a year! Why? A year ago, I blacked out behind the wheel and crashed straight into another car. We had our three kids in the back (our youngest was 2 months old at the time), but thankfully everyone was okay. Turned out to be a form of epilepsy, so I wasn't allowed to drive for a year. (Which is super practical with 3 young kids 🙈 My wife drove me pretty much everywhere for a whole year ❤️) The thing is... Being allowed to drive and feeling safe are two different things. What if it ever happens again? Hopefully never, but there's no way to be 100% sure. So yesterday, we picked up our Tesla Model Y with Full Self Drive 🎉 I've followed the technology for years, mainly because I'm a nerd and think it's cool (after all, my business runs on AI from A-Z) 🤓 But after the accident, it stopped being just a fun tech feature. Sure, I still have to pay attention, but it's amazing how well it drives (better than some humans 😂). For us, it feels like an extra layer of protection. Funny how quickly technology can go from "that would be cool" to "I'm really glad this exists."

@Polymarket Racists!!!

JUST IN: Olive Garden announces customers must show photo ID to use its Never-Ending Pasta Pass.

@wholemars Six months until 20 billion!

Tesla Self-Driving has just crossed 12 billion miles traveled, including over 4.5 billion miles driven on city streets

@opolot_ronnie He looks beat down.

Sarah Jessica Parker, 61, and Matthew Broderick, 64, paused for a sweet photo op on a very famous New York City stoop.

@TylerJRoney Seriously.

Dear New York Times, Today’s Wordle was awful. Sincerely, Everyone P.S. Is that even a real word?

@therealyawpower Epic win

Listening to Bill Evans, on the ocean, with these two, at sunset. 😎

@JackPosobiec No one is ever happy

Permanent Standard Time would be much much better. Also changing clocks isnt that hard you literally just push a button and most electronics do it automatically now

@Kristennetten Epic view K.

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