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Skwerl 1 Actual
@Yo_Squirrely
Science-like stuff, beer, southern Nevada, nonsense. Will retweet bad haiku. I've seen some shit. Your reality may differ from mine.
18 inches from my monitor Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Who else growing up thought Jeannie in “Dream of Jeannie”was super hot?
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@Yo_Squirrely @IzaBooboo For me, the best cheese is the cheese that won't kill me, and I can promise you that it's far from the best cheese. Moral: if you can eat cheese, you owe it to the rest of us to eat as much as possible
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@DillowTalk2 Somewhere out there is a person that woke up one morning and thought, "I wonder what would happen if I put pig semen in my eyes."
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Thanks, ill just die.
Disclose.tv@disclosetv
NEW - Study shows exosomes from pig semen, loaded with anti-cancer nanoparticles, then made into eyedrops, were able to breach the body's natural protective barriers and deliver anti-cancer drugs to the retina, leading to suppression of tumor cell growth. disclose.tv/id/32q6zvqncw/
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"International Criminal Court"
GIF
World Affairs@World_Affairs11
BREAKING: China says it will join Genocide case of South Africa against Israel in International Criminal Court
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Er...excuse me?
Hater Report@HaterReport
MADISON BOOKER WAS IN HER BAG 6 Points 3-23 FG 0-4 3P
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History would suggest that the track record of "liberators" actually improving things is not particularly good.
That's a hard pass for me.
Martha Bueno@BuenoForMiami
Maybe it’s time someone liberated the U.S. Just saying
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An updated version of Dante's Inferno would include a circle of Hell where you are condemned to eternally fly from airport to airport during a never-ending spring break.
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@UziCryptoo Now do the calculation for a 9% return, which is a more realistic number for a conservative portfolio of index funds.
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By the time I am 65, over $600,000 will be paid into Social Security on my behalf.
That money would have been worth $1.9 million if I had gotten a 5% return. My annual interest would be $95k.
The government promises me $3,075/month at age 67, which is $37k/year.
HOW IS THIS NOT THEFT??
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@CallMeK1123 "Sooner or later, I rub everyone the wrong way." youtube.com/shorts/XrzhC5q…
YouTube
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most friends abandon me after 3
`@ick_real
who actually has an online friendship that has lasted more than 2 years??
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GorT: so illegally entering our country makes you allegiant to the U.S. and therefore a citizen?
WTAF.
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Justice KBJ: "If I steal a wallet in Japan, I am subject to Japanese laws….. in a sense, it's allegiance." Her case for birthright citizenship:
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@texasbreakfast1 Okay...we men accept that irrational, moody, and psychotic just comes with the territory. Obscene and inappropriate are actually pluses.
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@BrandonDonkey2 It's for the best that you learned this lesson young, little bro.
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Bitches, am I right
Farm Girl Carrie 👩🌾@FarmGirlCarrie
When you experience your first heartache…
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When I say burlesque is an ancient art form
Alexandra Sorolla@AlexandraSoro
"The Dance of Salome" By Fortunino Matania. (1881-1963) 🖌️🌹 Italian painter.
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"The Dance of Salome"
By Fortunino Matania. (1881-1963) 🖌️🌹
Italian painter.
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Thank God the lunar mission doesn't involve parking, raising a child, or winning a hockey game.
Acyn@Acyn
FOX: Among the crew are the first woman, first person of color and first Canadian on a lunar mission. There's a lot of firsts happening.
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