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So, Islamicat fans, Islamicat has writed book. Is very interesting book about story of man in working-class north of England. Interestingly enough, one of proof-readers who work on book was such a wet-wipe, they threaten to report Islamicat to police for hate crime!!! Seriously, just because book told from faintly right-wing, unfiltered viewpoint of average working-class person in United Kingdom, they actually threaten to report to police! George Orwell would be proud. Luckily Islamicat threaten them back with getting @speechunion involved, and they wind their woke neck in. Of course, because story is even remotely controversial and offensive, it never likely attract bricks-and-mortar publisher, so Islamicat publish on Amazon KDP. So you want to help fund furry jee-had and raise money for Pusslims and animal charities? Buy Islamicat book. Link to book below - Part 2 will be available very soon! Allahu akpaw mybook.to/YdBVyD

If you see brother being seduced by sight of Western slags, take steps to avert his gaze

@Keir_Starmer @PositivFuturist Who the fuck runs your social media?????

I’m delighted that Alaa Abd El-Fattah is back in the UK and has been reunited with his loved ones, who must be feeling profound relief. I want to pay tribute to Alaa’s family, and to all those that have worked and campaigned for this moment. Alaa's case has been a top priority for my government since we came to office. I’m grateful to President Sisi for his decision to grant the pardon.

@GSpellchecker Well Islamicat book is total opposite, utterly non-PC. Go buy it mybook.to/YdBVyD

I came across this and assumed it must be faked, given how painfully transparent and on the nose this appalling writing is. But it is genuinely from an official James Bond novel: On His Majesty's Secret Service by Charlie Higson. The book was published in 2023.

@Phil_Jones01 @Keir_Starmer @AlexJTudor

@Keir_Starmer @AlexJTudor Well said @Keir_Starmer you speak for the majority of us who see this country as a beautifully majestic woven fabric of people of all races, religions, genders and backgrounds, that is the UK and Britain and its intrinsic soul heart mind and body.

Today the voices of division will be loud. They don't speak for the country I know, one that belongs to all of us. That's our Britain. A Britain worth fighting for. lbc.co.uk/article/keir-s…

@Keir_Starmer The ratios you get Keith. If your Twitter interactions was boxing matches, it would have been stopped very long time ago

I’ll always champion peaceful protest. But the Unite the Kingdom march organisers are peddling hatred and division. We’ve already blocked visas for far-right agitators who want to come here to spew their extremist views. They don't speak for the decent, fair, respectful Britain I know.

@higgyboson Islamicat was fined £2500 for an expenses claim that resulted in me owing £500 in tax

I submitted my tax return to HMRC one day late. I was fined £100. And I didn't even owe them any tax! Angela Rayner tried to avoid paying £40,000 stamp duty for nearly a year and could have been fined £8,000 by the HMRC after she recently coughed up the money, (shortly after being gifted £50,000 from a refrigeration company for 'Office Expenses'). She wasn't fined a single penny. No fine. No penalty. No comeback whatsoever. Is it any wonder that us little folk are getting so pissed off with these freeloading, opportunistic, money grabbing, holier than thou, two faced charlatans?

Not sure whether I should be concerned about this pager message

@jamesmurray_ldn @RachelReevesMP @wesstreeting Forehead on that. You must hear echoes when you think

Deeply honoured to be appointed by the Prime Minister as Health & Social Care Secretary. Huge thanks to @RachelReevesMP for my time as part of her fantastic team. Can't wait to get started and continue @wesstreeting's brilliant work on such a critical mission for our country.

Jabril and friends practicing ready for crossing the Channel in small boatses

@toffael @AndyBurnhamGM "Rashid"

I can confirm that I will be requesting the permission of the NEC to stand in the Makerfield by-election. I grew up in this area and have lived here for 25 years. I care deeply about it and its people. I know they have been let down by national politics. Ten years ago, I decided to leave Westminster. Why? Because, after 16 years, I came to the conclusion that our national political system does not work for areas like ours. I learnt this fighting its failure to invest in the Wigan borough, for justice for the Hillsborough families and against its treatment of Greater Manchester during the pandemic. Over the last decade, I have been challenging this failure from the outside and building a new and better way of doing politics. We have built Greater Manchester into the fastest-growing city-region in the UK and put buses back under public control, introducing a £2 fare cap to help people with cost-of-living pressures. However, there is only so much that can be done from Greater Manchester. Much bigger change is needed at a national level if everyday life is to be made more affordable again. This is why I now seek people’s support to return to Parliament: to bring the change we have brought to Greater Manchester to the whole of the UK and make politics work properly for people. Millions are struggling and they need the Labour Government to succeed. It has already made changes to make life better for them in its first two years. After this week, we owe it to people to come back together as a Labour movement, giving the Prime Minister and the Government the space and stability they need as the by-election takes place. I want to recognise the difficult decision taken by Josh Simons and the sacrifice he and his family are making. I have worked closely with him as Mayor on issues like flooding and illegal waste dumping and have seen first-hand how effective he has been. He has put the communities of Makerfield first, made a real difference for them and should take great pride in that. Finally, I truly do not take a single vote for granted and will work hard to regain the trust of people in the Makerfield constituency, many of whom have long supported our party but lost faith in recent times. We will change Labour for the better and make it a party you can believe in again. ENDS

@VerminusM Suicide bombinga

Okay, so the dogs are raping and the dolphins are spying. What are the cats doing?

@TheStebe @AngelaRayner

@AngelaRayner You proved everyone wrong who was against you. Time to return and be stronger for it

I welcome HMRC’s conclusion, which has cleared me of any wrongdoing. I have been exonerated by HMRC of the accusation that I deliberately sought to avoid tax. When purchasing a home of my own with a mortgage, I did not own any other property and had no personal financial interest in the court-instructed trust set up to manage my son’s financial award. I was advised by experts that I should pay stamp duty at the standard rate. I set out to pay the correct amount of tax. I took reasonable care and acted in good faith, based on the expert advice I received, and HMRC has accepted this. I have always sought to act with integrity, and I believe politicians should be held to high standards - that is why I resigned from government and cooperated fully with HMRC.  I wanted to ensure that I paid every penny that I owed, and have done so. I am relieved that my family can now move on - and that I can get on with my job.

@Keir_Starmer Are you still blabbering shit, you spasticated mongburger

My government will end the status quo that has failed working people. We will build a stronger, fairer Britain.

Here is incontrovertible proof whites is involved in grooming too, you Islamophobic Nazis

@bphillipsonMP Is we still ok to rape the white ones though? Asking for the brothers at Friday prayers

We delivered the biggest piece of child protection legislation in a generation. Now Labour's Education For All Bill will support children with SEND to get the support they need more quickly, close to home, without a fight. We will enable every child to achieve and thrive.

@kilkedes Can you eat it though?

“most important part of being a communist is hope”

You is can show your hair to the Catliph indoors, hoe

@Muntu87 @wesstreeting About to embark on a bumming spree by looks of their faces

@wesstreeting If you are planning to resign from government to trigger a leadership contest and become the new UK prime minister, can you first explain this?

Under Labour, NHS waiting lists are falling, ambulances are arriving faster, there are more GPs, and higher patient satisfaction. Lots done, lots to do. The Health Bill will boost the impact of our investment and modernisation: cutting bureaucracy to invest in patient care.

@MattWestern_ Are you furking high

Country first. Given we are witnessing two major global conflicts and suffering a cost of living crisis (fuelled by both wars), we need stability here in the UK and collective leadership abroad. That’s why I am backing Keir.

@catkinson80 Excellent. Don't forget, us Islamics is the victims. Not the horrid whites

I am honoured to accept the appointment as Victims Minister.