Gagan B Mishra
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Gagan B Mishra
@__gbm
Software guy. Databases, Distributed Systems, Maths https://t.co/aZHLJ9loco






If you’re trying to reach me on Instagram or Facebook, I would like to let you know I have been suspended from both accounts. I have wanted to respond to as many Indians as possible, but my responses will now be delayed. I hope I will get my accounts back. @Meta

HBD, James Gosling! We owe much to you for creating Java in the early 1990s. Java helped popularize a powerful idea: programs shouldn’t have to be rewritten for every system they run on. Its approach made portability practical and laid the groundwork for the modern internet.


Me trying to order in French at a Paris restaurant: Me: Je voudrais le... um... le poulet... avec... ah... Waiter: Shall I speak English, sir? Me: No no I got it. Je suis... no wait that's I am. Um. Waiter: (waiting) Me: Le poulet avec... le... sauce? Waiter: The chicken with sauce. Me: Oui. Yes. That one. Waiter: And for sides? Me: (points at menu) Waiter: The potatoes? Me: Oui. Waiter: And to drink? Me: Um. Le... eau? Waiter: Water. Of course. Me: Merci. Waiter: You're welcome. Your French is coming along. Me: (knows it is not coming along) Me: Merci. Waiter: You said that already. Me: Me: Me: Baguette.


NEET aspirant : "After preparing for 2 years... If they say after 10 days of the exams that the paper will have to be cancelled because it was leaked... Children work hard for 2 years"

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I spent three days trying to persuade myself that Claudia is not conscious. I failed.













