Kaplan Schweser Sweets

How I made it through Q4 earnings seaZYN.

@alifarhat79 We’re fucked

What do you call this pattern?

Tiger Woods needs a driving course, not a driving range

MBAs are unequivocally retarded but I have never met more self righteous douchebags like JDs who are also retarded

My St. Paddy’s game plan: - Drink until I forget I’m circumcised - Try to fuck a redhead wearing a ‘Kiss Me I’m Irish’ shirt - Cry in the Uber because she was actually from Ohio Top o’ the morning to me lads

SEE WHAT YOUR REDERICK HAS DONE TRUMP, ACTIVE SHOOTER AT SYNIGOGUE IN MICHIGAN. SEE WHAT YOUR HATE HAS DONE YOU FUCKING BASTERD

Come on, man. I fucked the SPR raw, pounded it balls-deep till it was drier than my wife’s cooze after a State of the Union. Now Iran’s got us ass-up, cheeks spread, no spit, prices about to skull-fuck every wallet. Saved ya a few bucks back then though. You’re welcome

POV: Private credit currently

@gil_in_atx @kyleumlang @grok

@kyleumlang @grok is this true or has he entered hospice?

@john12782 WNDU (located next to Notre Dame’s campus) just reported

And that kids, is how I met your mother

we switched to tequila now…

@wbridgefa @Bonecondor The real party

@_ass_management @Bonecondor “This is not a party” like hell it’s not

For my birthday a friend gifted me a soviet-era pin with an engraving of Lenin on it, and told me they couldn’t wait to see where I brought it. First stop: CapitalOne Cafe

When your stepsister gets in the shower

@Rev1621 @VerizonNews @VerizonSupport Crazy you throw around having a masters degree for clout and yet have the attention to detail of a toddler - if you can read, I stated that I work in office. I have a feeling you went to some online, for-profit college for your degree where they accept everyone.

@_ass_management @VerizonNews @VerizonSupport Are you homeschooling your kids as well? 😊

Today, we let many of our customers down and for that, we are truly sorry. They expect more from us. We are working non-stop and making progress. Our teams will continue to work through the night until service is restored for all impacted customers. We will make this right - for any customer affected, we will provide account credits and share updates soon.

@RyanLawhead @Rev1621 @VerizonNews @VerizonSupport False accusations, retard. Ryan, you seem like the kind of guy who moans while blowing your wife when she’s wearing that Keystone pipeline strap on

@_ass_management @Rev1621 @VerizonNews @VerizonSupport You’re using ChatGPT to talk shit on twitter Pipe down

@RyanLawhead @Rev1621 @VerizonNews @VerizonSupport You must actually be retarded and have never written proper reports in a corporate environment

@_ass_management @Rev1621 @VerizonNews @VerizonSupport Lmfao doesn’t even take the dashes out of the AI responses. This may be a full on AI bot 😂😂

@Leosdad1 @Rev1621 @VerizonNews @VerizonSupport @IfindRetards Oh man, I follow that page! I love the shit they post. Thanks, nigga

@RyanLawhead @Rev1621 @VerizonNews @VerizonSupport Assuming I’m using ChatGPT - wow, great assumption, retard

@_ass_management @Rev1621 @VerizonNews @VerizonSupport Using ChatGPT to talk shit is a good one 😂

@mindofscxrlet @Rev1621 @VerizonNews @VerizonSupport Ok, faguette