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@scottygb Allowed me to watch the World Cup final without having to suffer Sam Matterface

BBC has released a new campaign 'What has the BBC ever done for me?' It will air during tonight's World Cup final coverage.

@IANdrewDiceClay Hale and Pace made me laugh a lot more than (the excellent) Sayle H+P also don't get enough credit for creating the Fast Show format, complete with catchphrases

Poor Hale and Pace. Alexei buried their arse there.

@prodnose You're becoming very negative in your old age. Anf wrong about nearly everything too.

Just under two hours now till we have the traditional "Let's Give A Starving Dog A Rubber Bone!" empty and humbling low energy loser match! #FRAENG

@rhinny913 @FarrowMia40582 Mia Farrow has won 2x Golden Globes, a Tony and been nominated for 3x Oscars and is a UNICEF goodwill ambassador Now remind us what you've achieved @rhinny913 apart from your 🤡 qualification

@FarrowMia40582 And yes he's a billionaire and the president of the United States twice and who are you?

@DerrickLawter "The R&A lose their biggest ratings driver" is the funniest thing I'll read today. Mate. It's the Open.

Scenario 1: He withdraws. He’s reportedly already said he might not play tomorrow. If he walks, the R&A loses their biggest ratings driver AND this Open is forever remembered as “the one where the ruling drove Bryson out.” Whoever wins gets an asterisk they didn’t earn.

Bryson Dechambeau got hit with a 2-shot penalty at The Open today for "inadvertently" improving his lie - but forget the ruling for a second. The R&A just put themselves in a lose-lose situation, and I don’t think they realize it yet 🧵

@RedSpudd You want some of these: dragonfli.co.uk/products/ambly…

Meanwhile the greenhouse is an utter disaster with nothing growing. Usually by now it would be a jungle of tomato and cucumber plants, but a nasty spider mite infestation has stunted everything.

@realsaltlake Nope, never heard of her. I know who JJ is, because he played sport at a considerably higher level

We made an honest mistake yesterday and we are sincerely sorry for that. When we welcomed the Watt family to America First Field, we should have recognized Kealia Watt for exactly who she is. Kealia is a Utah native and one of the most decorated players to ever come out of this state. Kealia won four state championships with her club and four more in high school, and was a two-time Utah Gatorade Athlete of the Year. She was a U.S. youth national teamer at 13. At the U-20 level, she scored the game-winning goal in the World Cup final. She started four years at North Carolina, won a national title with the Tar Heels, then went No. 2 overall in the NWSL draft to the Houston Dash, and was the franchise’s first-ever college pick. She then became their captain with 114 appearances and 28 goals. Kealia finished her career with the Chicago Stars (then known as the Red Stars) and is now a soccer analyst for Amazon Prime Video. @KealiaOhai, @JJWatt — we are deeply sorry. Thank you for all you do for the sport.

@HuxleyAuto @ListerLawrence You should invade and claim Rutland for a laugh

@_docwra @ListerLawrence Got a couple

Just saw that this had sold for £250k. Big money these days in the UK as only 6 RHD ones were ever made. Pretty cool for the summer.

@honeyNonABG youtu.be/wBoRkg5-Ieg?si… Yeah, sure Californians dont have an accent.

Australian man just complimented my American accent?? Hello?? Californians don’t have an accent. The western world looks to California for the most neutral American English.

@iwanwroberts Scotland. Despite them being shit.

Genuine question England fans are Argentina your biggest rivals?Serious answers only please 🙏

@mralistairgreen @playsthethingmk Got to be an American

@playsthethingmk Are you on bluesky by any chance?

Let me make this very clear - if England lose tonight I will make it a point to NEVER EVER visit Machu Picchu. Let’s see if our Argentine opponents are quite so cocksure knowing they have LOST my tourist money forever,

@idiotvillager @SamWhiteTky @TiddelyPomPom I dunno, could just stop the video in the 4th minute of extra time

@SamWhiteTky @TiddelyPomPom In its entirety.

@christo46923615 Failed apart from reduced immigration and NHS lists,500k kids out of poverty, reduced borrowing, increased growth, better international relations, better worker/renter rights, no stupid wars... By all means dislike him but he's done a lot of what he said he would, good job for me

@_docwra An incredible honour, yes. An incredible Prime Minister, no. A shiny French medal does not erase a failed premiership. You can pin a rosette on a wheelie bin, it still belongs outside. Keep polishing it, mate. At this rate you will see your own reflection before you see Starmer’s achievements. your mate blocked me so enjoy finishing each other off

@christo46923615 @HughEdw31897368 Its an incredible honour, effectively a knighthood - please remind us, how many of the other PMs have been given this award? In fact how many other Brits have been given it?

Calm down, mate. You sound like a lovestruck Starmer fanboy, completely blinded by a shiny French medal. Do you think Keir is going to give you a quick cuddle and let you polish it afterwards? Macron rewarded him for helping organise European support for Ukraine. The way you are celebrating, anyone would think Starmer had liberated France single handedly rather than attended meetings and posed for photographs.

The Telegraph, yes the Telegraph the only newspaper to mention Keir Starmer being awarded the Legion d’Honneur on its front page.

@TRobinsonNewEra Undoubtedly. 140 characters posted 16 years ago - of which all but 2 are irrefutable - is entirely the motive for this murder.

Make no bones about it, the left's vile rhetoric had Ann Widdecombe murdered.

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Shouldn't illegally prorogue or lounge about on a bench either but y'know

This is not how the Commons ought to operate.

@JWalton12267995 @JackWDart @DPJHodges is left wing? Have I been in a coma or something

@JackWDart I wish there were intelligent men on the opposite side. It would be so refreshing. You sadly are the scourge of the Left we have to deal with.

You encouraged people to murder people in a hotel they didn’t choose to be in. You haven’t a leg to stand on. I’m with Dan on this.

@PolitlcsUK Fair fucks, who wouldn't?

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer will attend the World Cup final in New York if England beat Argentina on Wednesday He will then fly back to London to officially resign as Prime Minister on Monday morning

@redrumlisa @mandybu23626477 Getting pissed off at seeing other people enjoying themselves?

@mandybu23626477 I'm not sneering I'm pissed off

I'm from a mining community on my street just my street - my friends Dad killed at the pit, next door but one neighbour killed down the pit, a lad in the year above me paralysed from the neck down, and my grandad died of the pit dust on his lungs at 58. And these fucking idiots are celebrating what? Just fuck off.