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Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most.... German. RIP, bud. I'll argue with you again on the other side.

@DocAtCDI I used to toss them in those fishbowls you'd see at restaurants. You know, the "Drop your business card for a chance to win a fancy dinner" contests that really just set you up for endless marketing mailers and calls.

Pro Tip: Save business cards of people you don't like. If you ever damage a parked car, just write sorry on the back and leave it on the windshield.

@roguekode As I told my wife the other day, if they're under 30 and driving an Altima, there is a near 100% chance you can buy drugs from them.

Just hopped back on Twitter to let @discord know I canceled my account. See ya, shitbags.

I had refrained from saying his name as I didn't know if the news was public, but we lost AP Delchi. He was a true hacker. He was curious, uncompromising, and had an unquenchable thirst for knowledge (plus all the other stuff I said). I'm gonna miss 'em.

You were an argumentative, cantankerous, hardheaded, contrarian son of a bitch... And I'm going to miss you. Rest in peace, friend.

@GlytchTech @RevitFur @DCFurs @FirmWarez In case anyone gives you any shit. Print this out and carry it with you.

@last_person No, you won't. That said, try and enjoy the trip anyways.

See you in the desert ❤️❤️❤️

@HajryVictoria @A_ClaimResponse @united Kinda sad when Spirit can figure it out and United can't.

@united the flight from Miami international to Newark was ridiculous. They kept changing and delaying our flights multiple times and they’re saying because of air traffic control in Newark, but I flew a couple months ago using spirit from Orlando to Newark and there was no delay.

Alright @AmericanAir, I'm done. You just delayed my return flight by 6 hours. Now I am not getting home till 2am. I have meetings in the morning. This trip to scatter my brother's ashes was rough enough, but you folks have made it miserable

@AmericanAir I don't even know where to start with you folks. 3 hours delay going out. Now I just got informed my 1530 flight home is now a 2130 flight home. I won't land till 0200 and I have meetings at 0830. Unbelievable

@_noid_ We're sorry to hear you feel this way. That's not the impression we ever want to leave. If you're open to sharing more, we'd appreciate the chance to learn what happened, and see how best we can turn things around for you.

Dear @AmericanAir, thank you for reminding me why I avoid flying you almost as much as I avoid United.

@pwnstar @Ryanb58 @Tesla @Tesla_AI You can almost hear it saying "I got your taste of Italy right here, pal"

@Ryanb58 @Tesla @Tesla_AI Man that truck is 100/100 on the advertising.

Today, my @tesla Model 3 saved my fiancée, dog, and my life. While using @Tesla_AI in Full Self-Driving mode on a morning drive to pick up brunch, we approached a green arrow to turn left. My car hesitated. I was confused and felt like it was going against my will. That's when, all of a sudden... Wham BAAM! A wall burst past us and T-boned the car next to us going straight. I immediately went to park and check on the driver. He was okay—a young 20-year-old by himself, physically fine. I gave him my number and sent him the footage later. Crazy the impact having an assistant watching 360 degrees around you can make on the people you love and your own life. @WhamBaamX

Since a number of folks have asked, no I won't be in Vegas this year. I'm heading to Mexico to scatter my brother's ashes. Not sure heading straight back and going to Vegas is the right move here. I'll catch y'all at something else this year.

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@MarcoFigueroa Hey I know those cats! Love that Dre has joined the group.

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@wvualphasoldier Naw, them's wood pellets. It seems to be a requirement that next to anything that takes pellets, there will always be a pile of pellets that never got their time to shine. I have a pile on my deck right now.

@reprise_99 I mean..... kinda?

@UK_Daniel_Card Any culture that embraces beans for breakfast is alright with me. Your bacon is also superior.

The American mind can not comprehend the amazingness of this! 😉😘🇬🇧