Hot Fiendish Dr. Noid Summer

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@GrrCON @BlaRe121 @archer36 Serious question: How many early bird tickets were there?

@_noid_ @BlaRe121 @archer36 Not a troll, just went way faster than usual.

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@archer36 @BlaRe121 @GrrCON CST FTW! Although that just means the PST folks have a 2 hour advantage on me. Joke's on them, though. I don't sleep.

@BlaRe121 @_noid_ @GrrCON Me too but I want to go to bed 😩

@archer36 @BlaRe121 @GrrCON Or someone's Openclaw bot went nuts and some poor bastards gonna wake up tomorrow to find out he's out 4500 bucks and everyone's mad at 'em

@BlaRe121 @_noid_ @GrrCON Probably had Claude do their buying 🤣

@BlaRe121 @archer36 @GrrCON Or they're trolling us... which I could totally see

@archer36 @_noid_ @GrrCON you'd think since they said that it'd be gone "in a few hours" that it'd be a quite a few more though

@BlaRe121 @GrrCON Yeah. I added one, but the check-out was greyed out. I'm assuming there was only like 10 or something available

@_noid_ @GrrCON quick was 6 seconds it seemed. I had it timed out to 30 seconds early and i was able to hit ad 1 once and it disappeared

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Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most.... German. RIP, bud. I'll argue with you again on the other side.

@DocAtCDI I used to toss them in those fishbowls you'd see at restaurants. You know, the "Drop your business card for a chance to win a fancy dinner" contests that really just set you up for endless marketing mailers and calls.

Pro Tip: Save business cards of people you don't like. If you ever damage a parked car, just write sorry on the back and leave it on the windshield.

@roguekode As I told my wife the other day, if they're under 30 and driving an Altima, there is a near 100% chance you can buy drugs from them.

Just hopped back on Twitter to let @discord know I canceled my account. See ya, shitbags.

I had refrained from saying his name as I didn't know if the news was public, but we lost AP Delchi. He was a true hacker. He was curious, uncompromising, and had an unquenchable thirst for knowledge (plus all the other stuff I said). I'm gonna miss 'em.

You were an argumentative, cantankerous, hardheaded, contrarian son of a bitch... And I'm going to miss you. Rest in peace, friend.

@GlytchTech @RevitFur @DCFurs @FirmWarez In case anyone gives you any shit. Print this out and carry it with you.

@last_person No, you won't. That said, try and enjoy the trip anyways.

See you in the desert ❤️❤️❤️

@HajryVictoria @A_ClaimResponse @united Kinda sad when Spirit can figure it out and United can't.

@united the flight from Miami international to Newark was ridiculous. They kept changing and delaying our flights multiple times and they’re saying because of air traffic control in Newark, but I flew a couple months ago using spirit from Orlando to Newark and there was no delay.

Alright @AmericanAir, I'm done. You just delayed my return flight by 6 hours. Now I am not getting home till 2am. I have meetings in the morning. This trip to scatter my brother's ashes was rough enough, but you folks have made it miserable

@AmericanAir I don't even know where to start with you folks. 3 hours delay going out. Now I just got informed my 1530 flight home is now a 2130 flight home. I won't land till 0200 and I have meetings at 0830. Unbelievable

@_noid_ We're sorry to hear you feel this way. That's not the impression we ever want to leave. If you're open to sharing more, we'd appreciate the chance to learn what happened, and see how best we can turn things around for you.

Dear @AmericanAir, thank you for reminding me why I avoid flying you almost as much as I avoid United.