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Andrew a9630
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@LovellPropguru Traditionally, unused whisky is sent home to Scotland for a dignified and solemn ceremony of disposal. It’s my duty as a proud Scot to offer my services as a celebrant.
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I thought it was just me.
#MECFS made me Spirits intolerant (must give friends my malt whisky collection), but since my last bout of COVID any alcohol makes me ill (discovered recently at a relative’s wedding).
Could it be linked to a global drop in wine consumption ?
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@Pastpreservers Ironic that the bus blocker is advertising a blockbuster.
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This is the Suez Canal all over again!
Thankfully, no one was hurt when a bus slid down this steep road in Stocksbridge, Sheffield.
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83 today, a big happy birthday to Art Garfunkel, pictured here duetting with folk whistler Roger Whittaker...
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When you go onto ultra attacking on Football Manager
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I want to work in an office where no one expects me to wipe their bottom.
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@shitbritishpics It's a book, two words, the whole thing... Well done Una, it was 'Mein Kampf'.
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Conservative politician Margaret Thatcher with a finger on her nose and arm in the air, at the Cartoonist pub in London to receive the Gold Joker Award (1976)
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@IanDunt She was awarded a £250M contract to provide dodgy PPE to the NHS. Or am I getting mixed up with someone else?
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The Taylor Swift story is the most unimaginable bilge. It is baseless. It is inane. It erodes the reputation of those who take it seriously far more than those supposedly involved in it. It really is stupid beyond any normal range of expectation inews.co.uk/opinion/basele…
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@Chimpanzeeman66 @RobertJenrick @Conservatives According to the latest polls the public would slightly prefer the children's murals painted over with stripes rather than spots, so vote for the stripes candidate!
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@RobertJenrick @Conservatives Do you have any data on painting over children’s murals?
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📊 Polling consistently shows that I am best placed to unite the @Conservatives Party and defeat Labour at the next election.
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We have this problem in Skye. Not a family round here hasn’t lost a baby or a dog to the eagles. We just don’t whine about it all the time. Southerners. 🙄
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If you follow me on Twitter now would be an excellent time to follow me on other places too, just in case it becomes completely intolerable around here.
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44 LIGHTS the 9/11 musical NYC@44Lights911
Today I went to pick up my wife’s prescription at the pharmacy. Every month it’s $188.00. Been that way for a few years. Went up from $164.00. TODAY: $42.00. I was like “Holy shit”. Pharmacist said “That’s the new price”. It may not seem like much to some but it helps us!
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*breathlessly bursts into the Columbia Pictures boardroom*
A scene-for-scene perfect remake of Groundhog Day called Groundhog Déjà Vu!
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Only a few weeks now until these very sensible people vote on who the next leader of the opposition should be. Still, I'm sure they'll make an excellent choice.
Jessica Frank-Keyes@JessicaFKeyes
Queue for Liz Truss’ only event at Tory conference stretches allllll the way around the corner and up the stairs… Auditorium is now full #CPC24
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@AshWhiffin I just downloaded that iRecord app and I'll get using it next time I'm out in nature!
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@SarahDuggers @Nevfountain [some joke about thinking it was Bravissumo]
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