Chris Brainerd

don't talk to me or my cloud ever again

@dillon_mulroy @mindsound @madzadev Yo holy shit me too How have we not bonded over vb6

@mindsound @madzadev vb6 had the og component model. react just copied

What was your first programming language? 👇👇

Today we added 10+ new features and integrations to help you work your way in FigJam, including... 1. Custom templates 2/3. Team face stamps and @ mentions 4. Custom colors (coming soon) 5. Emoji picker …and more! figma.com/whats-new

@LastWeekTonight Okay but who's his favorite Muppet This is important

The show starts in two minutes! And sadly, the network has informed us that John is a “real person” so we cannot legally “kill him off” and “replace him with his favorite muppet.” It’s like a man’s last will and testament means NOTHING to them.

@SlackHQ Thanks! ❤️

@a_wazard Sorry for the trouble, Chris! This is a bug we're aware of and working on a fix for.

@SlackHQ something about the last release broke `cmd+shift+\` to emoji react - error throwing in the console attached!

@EliFitch NEAT TEETH

Oh my god

@dillon_mulroy @ConsultingHumor Where did you find this picture of me

@ConsultingHumor @a_wazard

23-year old college grad after a year at deloitte

@EliFitch My achilles heel in StS is going out of my way to remove cards literally every time I have a chance in order to attempt to build a combo like this

LOL #SlayTheSpire #NintendoSwitch

@alexcollyard @DexIsDex The video is wrong though! A fine of "not more than $250k" is a _maximum_ of 250k, not a minimum. Same for prison time. Still not a good bill but it's not like they'll be throwing little jimmy behind bars for 20 years for using a vpn

@DexIsDex thank you!!

@AndrewSchmidtFC That's pretty much the major questions doctrine :/ It lets the court put an asterisk next to anything they think might be _technically_ legal but in a way they don't like for ✨reasons✨. And it was only used in a majority opinion for the first time last year, it's made up!

This is wild. I didn’t realize how clear the text of the Heroes Act is — if the Supreme Court rules against student debt relief, they’re really saying their own opinions about policy trump any law Congress could pass. vox.com/politics/2023/…

@jbouie Yeah but can you imagine where instead of fighting over a government shutdown for a few days as stakes, we're fighting over the purge?

underrated how sunsetting all federal legislation every five years would basically make it impossible for american society to operate

@fallsemo it hurts so much to look at

@cloudsomethings @EliFitch Learned something similar, go through each sense and name 3-5 things. 3-5 things you can feel, see, smell, etc. going through each sense one by one.

If you feel pangs of acute anxiety, what do you do to avoid being swept away by that feeling? How do you keep your feet planted?

@BigSchlim Love this place! The Crunchy Boi but with tuna salad is top tier

Compliments Only Subs!! There is a sub shop I’ve been hearing a lot about as of late. The name of this spot tells me that if you have anything negative to say, leave it at the front door!! Let’s go to Compliments Only y’all!!

@richardbiancojr @BigSchlim "Good day good people"!

Would a @BigSchlim podcast be out of the question? I can’t decide if it should be called “Stamp It” or “Dip into E’rething” I’ll kick it around and let you know. I’d def. sponsor. Dude is hilarious/insightful.

@EliFitch Where WHERE

Made a friend today 🥲

@jsidman The Pub and the People (based on experience)

What do you think is the best first date bar in DC? I have some thoughts, but also admittedly have not been on a first date in more than a decade.