Aaron Brown

@XfinitySupport Are you a tech company?

Me: Remember when @Apple features used to work? Universal Control: No.

I'm teaching YAML this Saturday if you're interested in being awesome... linkedin.com/posts/software…

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#PokemonGoRaids #PokemonGo #raidnow

Update: it just got worse.

Today marks the most miserable experience I’ve had with @SouthwestAir. Six hours delay, and still haven’t left.

My fear of catching COVID has officially been displaced by my fear of being heard peeing on a muted Zoom call.

@DavidLWillson @secretlabchairs

@aayore @secretlabchairs Pics

Could we get a @secretlabchairs for cats? I have to extract a cat from my Titan or my waifu's Omega every time we need to sit back down.

@AWS_Snarkitect s/could/should/

...Maybe I could hoist it up against the ceiling and build a pulley system to lower it as needed? Hmmm...

I'm just a boy, standing in his basement, once again trying to figure out where he could hang a big whiteboard.

@anniekatherine Have you been to Terrorium?

@AWS_Snarkitect 😬

Match your cloud accounts to the cost accounting that business ops needs and work backwards from there.

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@AWS_Snarkitect The one where we named the incidents after Friends episodes

Some day I hope to work for a company that names their incidents like Friends episode.

@RealGeneKim A novel. Adding a subplot at the beginning is relatively easy. To go back and integrate a new subplot to an existing novel would be a nightmare.

A genuine question: Can someone come up with an example NOT RELATED to software that has this property: As time progresses, it becomes more and more difficult to add things, even when only one person is responsible for entire system. (And then explain why this happens?)

@virtualandy @cacheflowe @editingemily @biglovisa I worked with her at Flowhub. She was smart and kind and witty. I never heard anyone say a negative thing about her. My heart goes out to her friends and family.

@cacheflowe @editingemily @biglovisa She spoke at Ello / MS office back in the day when we did a Full Stack event there. Devastating. I’m sorry about your dad Justin. Owe you an oversized hug when we meet again.

I lost someone beautiful from my life. Someone who mattered to me. And so many others. @biglovisa was killed in a hit and run accident yesterday in SF. She was smart, kind, sweet and stunningly beautiful. I met her at code school. I’m devasted. And I’ll miss her desperately.

@verge subjugating journalism to advertising. NBA League Pass in title, but no mention of blackout restrictions. theverge.com/21271980/strea…

@CenturyLink important calls get answered. I've been on hold over an hour.

Intro to DevOps class July 18th (online) meetup.com/sofreeus/event… All proceeds go to CODE2040.org q: What does this class provide that a day of YouTube and research wouldn't?