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cool car stuff and complaints about current automotive design

Katılım Aralık 2024
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Chris Wiles
Chris Wiles@chriswiles87·
@habs25otw @sk8ballin3 You are threatened by a tool. like cavemen mocking electricity because fire was good enough for them Meanwhile, I use AI to run a successful business, let the fuck wits stay poor
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Charls Carroll
Charls Carroll@goodcharls·
Forced orgasms coming to Twitch soon. A feature I suggested including the ability to force heart attacks and death. Morg “the Fridge” Pie doing a trial on it right now. So she’s making her will up and funeral arrangements so be sure to catch that one. Fucked to death live Twitch.
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actuallyfunny@actuallymffunny·
@zerothzr Nah, I literally have the natural talent of being able to see where the braking points are
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JackTheAss
JackTheAss@JackTheAss_·
They aren’t talking because you’re in the car. He is trying to be respectful. As soon as you get out they start talking to each other. Those dudes are doing like 20 hour shifts every day to try to put food on their kids plates. Might not seem like it to you but they are working harder than you ever will.
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Joey Mannarino
Joey Mannarino@JoeyMannarino·
Why do so many Uber drivers drive around with silent videocalls to random people? I just got out of an Uber with “Ahmed” in Brussels. He had a video call on with his friend, another Ahmed or Mohammed, but they don’t speak. They just have the camera on. What in God’s name is the point of this?
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Envoo
Envoo@envoone·
@calvinfroedge but you have brought so much grief to other countries and to other peoples, deprived them of what you described. maybe this is retribution for you? You are such a God-believing country, do you really think that God loves it when you kill people and start wars? Is your God evil?
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🏴‍☠️@calvinfroedge·
God, we used to be a country It's crazy how far we've fallen We had cities that were unique You could raise families There was hope, there was opportunity What happened?
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Humble Brother
Humble Brother@Ryan63970079·
For Indians, there’s no greater fear than having to return to India.
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Cody M 🇺🇸🇲🇨🏴‍☠️
How many immigrants does doordash and uber employ? I have a sneaking suspicion their entire business models revolve around a massive immigrant labor pool.
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かぷち
かぷち@caaaaawwwprices·
【解答】❌️ 現実でもアクセルを踏んだままブレーキを踏んでもよい
夕星@yuzutz

そういえば #ForzaHorizon6 はゲームなので、アクセルを踏んだままブレーキを踏んでもいいんですよ。アクセルを離すよりマイルドで微調整もしやすい減速ができます。

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Bhart Singh
Bhart Singh@OyeBhartsingh·
Why is USA most hated country in India?
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actuallyfunny@actuallymffunny·
@avidseries "Talented" and "immigrants" do not belong in the same sentence
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i/o@avidseries·
It's almost impossible to view these people as anything other than insecure downwardly-mobile losers afraid of competition from more talented immigrants.
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J. Burden
J. Burden@_jburden·
When I told you this everyone got mad
Michael Bahr@MikeValmike

I regularly buy, sell, refurbish, and collect cars. I also have teenagers who are new drivers saving for their own. The state of the used P2P market is that anything offered under $3500 is VERY sketch, and that traces directly back to cash-4-clunkers hard-deleting the bottom end of the used market. Yes, boomers, the market effect is still cascading onward almost 20 years later. You can almost kinda sorta get a passable Honda or Mazda in the $6500 range in most areas. If you have a VERY trustable mechanic, you can get a $4k Odyssey and spend half a grand to have him sort it out. ($1500 if it needs the timing belt done, which it probably does.) Unless you jackpot somehow on FB marketplace that's the effective bottom end of the market for a normie buyer. "Just buy a Toyota" everyone knows they are awesome so they don't tend to be sold used unless they are VERY thrashed or something very wrong with it. Only safe used path to a Toyota is CPO which is 4-6 years old and still $20k+ in most cases. Trust me I'd be buying up every Taco in town if they didn't keep showing up completely rusted through or with 5 accidents on the carfax. Because the better ones... aren't for sale! "Just get a repo or theft recovery from the insurance auction" oh I assure you I am a copart FIEND and there's a reason most people are not. Bottom line is the average daily driving human isn't a car mechanic and can't buy a car and then restore it before using it. There are financial and practical obstacles that put this option out of reach for most. In the simplest and most direct terms, cash 4 clunkers exerted permanent upward price pressure on the bottom end of the used car market. C4C is probably responsible for the $500 beater being a $2500 beater in 2026, and inflation accounts for it being a $3500 beater instead.

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Teddy
Teddy@teebrinko·
@IngrahamAngle at some point, we need to ask ourselves why India is better at preparing young Indian students for American jobs than our own American institutions.
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Laura Ingraham
Laura Ingraham@IngrahamAngle·
Message to American college students interested in these tech jobs: Don’t bother.
USCIS@USCIS

This year’s H-1B season is wrapping up, and we’re seeing great results from @POTUS’ new policies that prioritize America First! Stay tuned for more updates, but here’s what we’re seeing so far: ✅More top talent: We’re approving more applicants with advanced degrees and higher salaries—especially those who studied at U.S. universities. An overwhelming 71.5% of selected aliens hold a U.S. master’s degree or higher, compared to 57% last year. ✅Stronger workforce: These skilled workers are making a real impact on our economy and we’re closing the door on the low-wage and low-skilled foreign labor pipeline approved under Biden administration policies. This year, only 17.7% of all selected registrations were in the lowest wage category. ✅Restoring integrity: The number of properly submitted registrations plummeted by 38.5%, from 343,981 in fiscal year 2026 to just 211,600 in fiscal year 2027. This data is a clear sign that the days of abusing the program with mass, low-wage registrations are over, and that the program is better serving its intended purpose of attracting highly skilled foreign workers and protecting the wages, working conditions, and job opportunities of American workers. More details coming soon!

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actuallyfunny@actuallymffunny·
@InfinityWard MW2 is still better than every single one of your releases since. Do better
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CoreanKat
CoreanKat@CoreanKat·
@Jamoss29 Problem is you’re trying to grab a Camry. My car is more reliable five times more efficient and requires less maintenance. It also drives itself and does 16 three seconds, but those are cherries on top.
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Jake Moss
Jake Moss@Jamoss29·
Economy so bad I make $26/hr and am looking at a 7 year old car with 45k miles and asking myself if this is too much
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Pirat_Nation 🔴
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation·
GitHub has reportedly been hacked. A group called TeamPCP claims it gained unauthorized access to GitHub’s internal systems and stole data from around 4,000 private and internal repositories, including source code and company files. They are now trying to sell this stolen data for more than $50,000 on underground forums and have said they will release it for free if no one buys it. GitHub is investigating the unauthorized access and says it has found no evidence so far that customer data, organizations, or customer repositories were affected.
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Motor1
Motor1@Motor1com·
The Mercedes-AMG GT 4-Door has gone electric. Gone is the V8, and in its place is a huge battery. • Up to 1,153 horsepower • 2.0-second 0-60 • 186 mph top speed • All-new interior screen setup The AMG GT 4-Door will roll into dealers in late 2026.
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Blake ™
Blake ™@NeilNevins·
Commencement speaker: I love AI and I hate all of you. They gave me a big check to be here. I love firing people at my big company. I bet none of you would get jobs at my business now that we have AI (booing) Commencement speaker: oh? What? What?
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Greg Dennis Reviews
Greg Dennis Reviews@carswithgreg·
Damn, these 190E Evo restomods at the 24h Nürburgring are gorgeous 😍
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