Afonso Matos 🇵🇹

@ky__zo @sobedominik Aaaah I knew it

guys we’re engaged @sobedominik

@IronBrands16 @adriaandotcom i remember you had a trial, but no card was required?

@afonsolfm @adriaandotcom We’ve had no free plan before

We passed 35,000 users at Simple Analytics. Every month, around 1,000 new users sign up and use our product. Transparency notice: most of them are free users. We have 1,337 paying customers. I was super scared about what support would cost us, so I built a community to forward people to and blocked the support email for free users. But you know what? Our tool is super self-serve. Users can figure it all out themselves, while our customer support is wide open. That said, we don’t get much back from our free users. They obviously don’t pay us anything, but we expected a bit more talk about Simple Analytics online because of it. So we’re debating internally whether we should add a badge requirement to the Free plan. Then free users would need to add a badge linking to Simple Analytics, which would give us something back: more eyeballs (even on smaller websites) and some backlinks (which might help, especially from bigger websites). Open to other suggestions on what we can do to keep the Free plan attractive, while also making sense from a business perspective.

@Polymarket LMFAO

We're excited to announce 'The Situation Room' by Polymarket is coming to Washington, D.C. The world's first bar dedicated to monitoring the situation. 🧵

@pmarca This is a dumb take. All religions were born out of introspection. Jesus himself said the kingdom of heaven is within. Introspection and moaning about feelings are quite not the same thing.

It is 100% true that great men and women of the past were not sitting around moaning about their feelings. I regret nothing.

@joaoninamatos And the screen glare is too much to bear

all these pictures are bullshit lol, never believe them they're so damn easy to 'look' cool but the reality is , you forgot to buy good food, you forgot to go gym, clothes are dirty, and nothing is planned out, you will be working max 2 hours

@forgebitz @levelsio haha I gotta visit man

@levelsio hey this is all nice and stuff but i don't we should be friends, bye now i love how artistic the dutch are

Move to the Netherlands We will just tell you

@bunbeau @levelsio Just teasing

@afonsolfm @levelsio Dude, even if he's not bilingual, do you know many people who come here and make the effort to learn... not to mention the country's history? We must be below 0.01% if you combine language and country. Learn to appreciate the effort, damn it.

I'm an immigrant in Portugal for the last 5 years, have spent millions € there, hired lots of people here, learnt the langauge (eu falo português), studied and know Portugal's history better than many Portuguese Yet immigrants who bribed their way into the system, get government welfare, get free government housing, don't speak a single word of Portuguese, now have Portuguese citizenship, yet I don't! I'm being treated differently for sure, but the opposite way of how I expected to be 😂

@PeterHRatcliffe Polvo à Lagareiro

Until I came to Portugal, my experiences eating Octopus in North American were varied and less than positive on average. Eating properly cooked and very fresh octopus here in the Algarve is an eye opening game changer. Now octopus is in my top three with Scallops and Lobster.

More info at escapethepermanentunderclass.com

You have 23 months left To escape the permanent underclass How are you planning to do this?

It’s time, Claude has won 🏆

@theannalux Factsssssssss

You don’t have ADHD, you have 12 hours of X/Instagram a day and no routine. You don’t have insomnia, you have caffeine at 8pm, blue light in your face until 2am, and a fully lit bedroom. You don’t have depression, you have a lack of sunlight, a sedentary lifestyle, ultra-processed food, and zero daily purpose. You don’t have anxiety, you have 100 notifications per hour and no deep breathing breaks. You don’t have lipedema, you have excess weight, fluid retention, and chronic inflammation from poor habits. You don’t have low energy, you have poor sleep, dehydration, and not a single walk during the day. You don’t have “low testosterone,” you have 15 extra kilos, chronic stress, and completely dysregulated sleep. Not everything is a disease. Sometimes it’s just your lifestyle crying for help. Before looking for a diagnosis, look for coherence. Before labeling, fix the basics. Body and mind respond to habits, not excuses.

@afonsolfm Show us the picture

I setup openclaw on VPS, gave it my github chrome and telegram I gave my bot name Jorge and profile picture of IT guy I told him I’m his project manager now don’t bother me with technical stuff, figure it out Also he gave me a tunnel link to his local frontend server Now I can enjoy my wine and pizza and text him features and what I want and check on my phone his work

bumble is down 95% but it's not a bumble problem it's a society problem the data: • 44% of gen z men have never dated. not single. never dated. • young adults having no sex for a full year: doubled from 12% to 24% since 2010 • 4 in 10 college guys never hooked up or went on a single date in 4 years of college • 75% of gen z says dating apps leave them feeling burnt out we're not swiping less because the apps are bad we're swiping less because we stopped wanting to connect young people had 70% less social interaction over the past 20 years. the surgeon general called loneliness an "epidemic." and the weird part? when surveyed, 90% of gen z says they want to find love. they want it. they're just too scared, too tired, or too disconnected to try. bumble isn't dying because of tinder or hinge bumble is dying because dating is dying and no one's figured out how to fix it yet

@thekitze @openclaw He’s so confident

now that the cat is out of the bag i can show you who made the new @openclaw logo 😎 MY LOBSTER BOI IS A MENACE 😤

@TFWNicholson @fleetingbits How can you be so retarded

@fleetingbits Great demo, a sign of things to come, but there are not really uses for this beyond Sim2Real training, and wasting time

okay, genie 3 is a terrible experience right now because it’s super buggy, but when you can really use this, it will as magical as chatgpt was in early 2023