Aggie

Opened my golf bag for the 1st time in 17 yrs. (Gave it up when I met hubs) I found a thong. I'm not sure how it got there specifically, but this could be part the reason I was made to give up the game.

I am never too old to redecorate your garden gnomes in the middle of the night.

I know Adele can roll a blunt

@freshchonk The horse....always looking for a nurse or a purse.

all you need in this life is a lot lot lot of money and the love of a great horse.

I refuse to live in a world without cheese. This cheese makes the world a better place. The wisest cheese I have ever met.

4th of July Meme Dump, post your faves! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

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@freshchonk You said it!

@aggiefuntime bold of you to assume you're the us

i can see us sitting side by side, on twin toilets, in some swanky hotel, listening to farts, this diarrhea is hell.

Run from the date who wants to eat questionable oysters in the alley.

@freshchonk No tiddies defy the laws of gravity.

@aggiefuntime my long run tiddy research confirms

ships can't sink because there's, um, water around them.

@freshchonk Heavier objects definitely fall faster

@aggiefuntime tell me you know community college physics without telling me you know community college physics

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@freshchonk @ElonMuskAOC I'm ok with that

@aggiefuntime @ElonMuskAOC what if car is gay

I just ordered 10 rose gold Teslas. I will be giving all of these away to followers tonight at 8pm PST! Like and comment to be entered into the raffle!

Wolverines are just smaller, easier to peel wolves.

This 😂😂

If anybody tries to make you feel guilty about the government employees losing their jobs, show them this clip of Jen Psaki in 2021 telling oil pipeline workers to go get green jobs.

@realdogeusa 😂 Trump voters right now...😎👇

I’m a compassionate man. I know loss and struggle, I understand financial hardship, I know what it is to face eviction, I know hunger, I’ve lived through despair. So, to the scores of thousands of FedGov employees who are facing unemployment because your elected officials have, for decades, grown the Federal bureaucracies into corrupt, bloated, weaponized devourers of America’s treasure and oppressors of American freedom… I say to you that I feel your pain and I wish you well, but your job was no more important than the carpenter, the machinist, the welder, the cop, the trucker, the warehouse worker, the salesman, the waitress, the heavy equipment operator… every American who lives down the street from you whose job has not been insulated from the real world. Our federal government bureaucracies are literally cannibalizing our nation, eating our children’s future. MAGA Republicans are going to bring our federal government back into sustainability. If you’ve lost your job, I’m sorry for your struggle. Pick yourself up, all of us will give you a hand. We’re all Americans, join us in saving our beloved Republic.