Adam Hertzberg

Kosher for Passover and All Year Round #KFP @OUKosher

Have the Evander Holyfield/Donald Trump jokes started yet? #toosoon? #notsoonenough #trump #assasinationattempt

“Menucha” on a Shabbaton schedule is a codename for Codenames #jewishjoke #niche #shabbaton

@jonathankroll @alicht Ignorance>apathy #betterthan

@ahertz1 @alicht Totally forgot that this was happening. I might turn it on. Thanks for the reminder.

Waiting for @jonathankroll @alicht on #sotu2023

@aimhumor How much if you pay cash?

Guess how much this costs

@aimhumor *up to $5

Frum stores be like Black Friday and Cyber Monday Super Sale! 5% off the entire store! (On purchases of $200 or more)

@DBashIdeas Have you heard of the 18Forty?

Who is the last Rabbi to become synonymous with their work? (Like Chofetz Chaim or Chazon Ish)

@NoamNechama Ayen Yeshiva Break

@ahertz1 nah. I don't get that

My daughter suggested a color war for adults between the 5T and Teaneck/Bergenfield. I’m down.

Go Knicks! @nyknicks @TheGarden #NYKMSG

@RabbiMarkAsherG Ironically the easiest was to retire the term is for the “senior rabbi” to retire!

Can we retire the term ‘junior rabbi’? I really don’t like it.

Am I the only one who reads ‘Bitcoin’ as ‘bitachon’? #Bitcoin #nichetweet #faith #trust #bitachon

@jorosenfeld Preferably

@OptimumHelp Apparently not! Still no help! @verizonfios helped me right away!

@ahertz1 Hello @ahertz1 Please DM us your name, address, and phone number. We'll be happy to help you from here! ^Karl twitter.com/messages/compo…

Terrible customer service from @optimum @OptimumHelp disconnected my service by mistake and won’t reconnect. Guess I’m switching to @Verizon @verizonfios

@joshgraj These were like 12 shek in meah shearim

Let me know what year you went to Yeshiva/Seminary based on the recording device that was most frequently before your Rebbe/teacher.

Does this mean his Twitter account gets reinstated? @realdonaldtrump @potus45 #SenateImpeachmentTrial #senatefail

@MSchmutter @aimhumor And to yearn one day (bikarov mamish) to be on the cover!

@aimhumor The only reason a Mocher would actually buy this magazine is to fan out on his coffee table to let people know he's a mocher. Meshulachim, for example.

We've reached a new low, this is the worst