a picayune is a tree 🚲 Ⓐ

@KangofQueens @jesskcoleman The bridge is still two lanes you can sit in and admire the view from, don’t worry. The fix is for the upper pedestrian walkway and the cycling entrance.

@aishku @jesskcoleman A bad inference? I live near several "reimagining" of our roads by open-streets leftist transplants & the impact upon drivers: huge. They turned a 4way + where vert was 1way st & horiz was 2way ave, & made all 3 arms a one-way dumping northward. 20m for ambulance 1 block.

The entrance to the Brooklyn Bridge should be one of the most majestic places in NYC. Instead, it’s a chaotic mess designed to move cars. This plan is a good first step. But let’s finish the job and reimagine this space for the 10 million pedestrians and cyclists who actually use it every year.

@NoCongestionTax @realcrazyvaclav It’s literally the least efficient way for people to travel in NYC. But besides that, pedestrians and cyclists don’t impede your sitting in traffic on the bridge so what are you crying about?

@realcrazyvaclav Because progress happened. People invented cars, the Most comfortable and efficient way for people to travel on their own schedules and routes door to door.

Yes. It is a bridge. It is designed to move cars.

@NoCongestionTax That this bridge.

It’s starting! #Sweet16 Notre Dame and Vandy up first. Let’s goooooo! @MarchMadnessWBB

Uh oh Twitter! Your team is holding up #TSA funding again! Get back on the misinformation campaign before it’s too late.

@bryancsk McKinsey wasn’t necessary to put bins on the street like hundreds of other cities. Smart to remove the middle man.

Before McKinsey and co, versus after McKinsey and co. You can be a hater all you want, but McKinsey WORKS

@FoxNews Laughable

BREAKING: President Trump gives an update on negotiations and war with Iran: "I can tell you they'd like to make a deal." "Their Navy's gone, their Air Force is gone, their communications are gone... We are roaming free over Tehran."

@IsaiahLCarter Thanks for sharing! So efficient, great for residents!

And now, here's two minutes of 6 Avenue's bike lane You can count the amount of civilians on one hand, but the vote cattle on e-bikes are WORKING

@fzimo @united @guypbenson You’re buying it, they’re it giving you anything.

@united @guypbenson I’m not sure I understand. Can you buy the whole row? I can’t remember the last UA flight where I had a whole row to myself

The entire row is alllllll yours. Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out... You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows. united.com/Elevated

@MarkLevineNYC Thank goodness for the visitors from other countries! NYC tourism was up in 2025.

New data just out on tourism to NYC. Int'l visitors declined 3.2% in 2025. Biggest drops: Canada, France, Germany, Brazil. A reminder that when you attack your allies, there is a real economic cost.

@ilcapitanCristo @SamAntar @grok 😂

@SamAntar Hey @grok show USA visitors to nyc 2024 and 2025

I’m sure NYC’s declining quality of life has nothing to do with it.

@CANELATRD @NYC_DOT @GovKathyHochul @NYCMayor How nice! It’s working, let’s keep going!

Hey New Yorkers, this is what you get for paying the congestion pricing: west 54 street and 6 ave manhattan @NYC_DOT @GovKathyHochul @NYCMayor

@Shebbie4nyc Thank god it wasn’t a driver!

PRISCILLA'S LAW NOW! This is a woman that was hit by a biker that didn’t stop for a red light at 40th St & Queens Blvd. She was crossing from the Lowery St. Subway Station. The bicyclist was “filtering” through traffic that was stopped for the light. The NYPD Officer that was on scene let the bicyclist go, allegedly because he was a minor. She needed an ambulance, I’m guessing she got the bill for that ride. The Bicyclists need to be licensed and insured.

@StreetsblogNYC Perfect! No reason to lose a pedestrian and cycling bridge when there are so few. Won’t even matter to drivers.

“Car drivers have gotten used to not having access [to the bridge] already. So why introduce deadly vehicles back to a place where they’ve been barred from for years?” nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/03/17/bro…

@bennyjohnson Did you have to show it again at the gate? Or did they assume you were checked earlier? Y’know, like the difference between showing an id when registering to vote instead of when you show up at the election site. #dipshit

I just went through TSA. Had to show my Government ID. Turns out — 90% of America have flown commercial and had to do the same thing. That’s +300 million people. If we can do it to fly we can do it to vote. Both must require absolute security. PASS the SAVE America Act 🇺🇸

@lady_valor_07 Yes.

I’ll ask again Did parents in the 70s/80s/90s really allow their kids to roam freely, or is that just a portrayal seen in movies

@WallStreetApes Showing this to the “I hate science” crowd is particularly amusing.

A passenger on Spirit Airlines catches the company duct taping their plane together “Just give me my money back” I believe this is actually ‘speed tape,’ a temporary fix for aircrafts for non critical fixes

@inspiringlife25 @miles_commodore Long Island, not NYC.

@miles_commodore That is crazy! How do you guys own homes in NYC with that kind of high cost?

My dad sold the house I grew up in back in 1999. It's 60 years old, 2,500 SF, on a third of an acre on Long Island NY. If he owned it today the property taxes would be about $2,600. Not bad right? The problem is that's per month not per year. Yup, 33K a year in property taxes!

@MrPitbull07 Oh well.

After six years of doing DoorDash and over 10,000 deliveries, I’m officially done. And if you’re the type of person reading this who orders delivery and throws a garbage tip on the order, I’m talking directly to you. I just delivered an order to an apartment building where the elevator was broken, which meant I had to carry the entire order up six flights of stairs. Six flights. By the time I got to the top I was already irritated, but then I checked the tip and saw what you left me. One dollar. A single dollar after I just climbed six flights of stairs carrying your food. And don’t sit there pretending you didn’t know exactly what you were doing. You saw the distance. You saw the total. You clicked confirm anyway. People like you love to hide behind the app while someone else burns time and energy bringing you food because you couldn’t be bothered to go get it yourself. So yeah, when I got to the door I was furious. I dropped the food off and left a note saying I tampered with the food. Did I actually touch it? No. But now whoever ordered it gets to sit there staring at the bag wondering if they should eat it or throw it away, wasting time the same way they wasted mine. And if you’re reading this thinking “wow this driver sounds unhinged,” ask yourself if you’re the same kind of person who leaves a $1 tip and expects someone to climb flights of stairs like a delivery mule. Because the truth is people like you are the reason drivers quit. Six years. Over 10,000 deliveries. No raises, no appreciation, just customers like you who think a dollar is acceptable after someone just dragged your dinner up six flights of stairs. So yeah, if this story makes you uncomfortable, good. It probably means you’re exactly the kind of customer I’m talking about. Credit: Jaquel Hollimon