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@big_figgot Look at this guy

@GayToad_3 Always love your stuff. It's that timeless, flawless quality of old, you've got that special touch.

It do be that way tho.

@cdubbs Are they fighting about this again? 😂

Some of us are forced to wear jockstraps because we have huge balls that hang real low and swing back and forth and hit things that get in our way Please be kind

@NotMikeHarlow Perfect

I was just told by a lady “If arranged marriage were a thing, you’d be my son’s husband.” 🤣🤣🤣

The most annoying part of having low impulse control is constantly burning your mouth on delicious food.

@ThePhenomenalZ Random DMs from accounts asking a lot of questions out the gate, under the guise of "just wanting to understand" or "being conflicted" about some issue, or how they feel -- it's bullshit. Whatever the motive, if it's an actual human, isn't worth your time.

@dakroot You guys birthed Gen Z (just sayin) 🙃

A theory as to why Gen X is so grumpy is 'cause we were raised to not be little bitches, then grew up and were dropped into a world of little bitches.

My daughter has learned to clench her fists in anger!! 😭😭😭

@HeidiBriones I'm in same boat 😭

I cancelled Netflix before the new Black Mirror dropped. Is it any good? Worth reactivating?

@gay_lumberjack You think oh, we're playing the airplane game again 🍴 😂

I listen to tons of history and literature podcasts and every single time they have a female academic guest on, she talks about the subject through the “lens” of “gender” and I turn it off. Ladies, get over yourselves. These subjects are humanities. Try just being human.

Relatable

Today would have been @big_figgot 40th birthday. It’s hard to believe it has only been three months since he passed as its felt so much longer. We sure do miss you Adam. It was unfair how early you were taken from us and we love you lots. Sending some extra prayers to family and @ajlieshere today as well ❤️

@ouch_canada ❤️

@ajlieshere I'm not ready. My oldest niece is 5. I have 4 years to figure it out. Good to see you around bud.

My 9 year old nephew looked at me today and said, "Uncle AJ... When are you going to do something with your life?" 😵 🤣 It's part of an intermittent line of questions the past year as he tries to figure out how I'm this old, live alone, never had a girlfriend or wanted kids 🤔

@agw1437 Exactly, and it's hilarious

@ajlieshere Sounds very normal. Just say you’re very happy as you are. Don’t like some of the full on gay replies given here. Just let things run their course. He’s 9.. 🤷🏼

@Rod_Burket61 You haven't met this kid lol... Adults understand having a great career and freedom, he only sees that I live differently than every other adult in his life, so therefore I must have a problem.

@ajlieshere Sorry to break it to you but this 9 year old has overheard an adult utter those same words.

@ProudlyHomo 😂😂

@ajlieshere It’s going to be so sweet when you’re sat with a fine malt on a lake cabin deck and he comes over to get a break from his 3 kids under 5. “Uncle AJ…. you nailed it”

@noybinbama Nah, I play into the mystery for fun, more so than purposely avoiding the reason... He is genuinely perplexed and it's fun keeping it that way while it lasts.

@ajlieshere Just tell them the truth. I have kids and they’ve both known for a while I was gay. As ugly as their mom has become over the years I think they understand it.

@swolling_flyguy I'm doing alright! I'll post something of an update soon... I had a hard time in Jan/Feb, but it's getting a bit easier to ride the waves now.

@ajlieshere What I care about is not what your nephew says. But how AJ is doing internally and is healing. ❤️ 🙏

@saynotojohnny It just started one day, neither of my nephews hit the shy branch on the way down that's for sure.

@ajlieshere Bracing myself for when my nieces get this age 😩😩😩

@baywatch242000 Sister

@ajlieshere Is he your sisters or your brother's son?