Alan Leishman

@BigDaddyGroush @wilko_andy All the best teams are losing at the minute.

@wilko_andy They are a very very good team - losing to Liverpool is not a disgrace. You may be right ! But this is not the benchmark

Never walked out of a game on 60mins before. A joke. #LevyOut

@jmechner @01FirstSecond @stripepress I absolutely adored this game. Completely transformed my gaming experience. Love the backstory too.

In 1985, I asked my brother David (age 15) to be the rotoscope model for my new game, Prince of Persia. 38 years later, I've made him a (present day) cartoon character in my new graphic novel memoir REPLAY. jordanmechner.com/en/books/repla… Thanks, bro! @01FirstSecond @stripepress @princeofpersia

@renifanpage @BabaYoungblood @StoneRoses_News @PaulJohnDykes I was at that gig. The atmosphere was incredible.

@scumbunker2 I don't know what your problem is but I bet its difficult to pronounce.

If Bob Mortimer is so amazing why did he let them inject an experimental serum into his already compromised bloodstream? Is self preservation based on actual research rather than sycophant consensus the sign of a bad person?

@SimonFarrier1 With the exception of ‘Special ‘ I concur.

#AlbumQuestMay Least favourite album from favourite band Republic - New Order After track 1 , it's a case of , where's Hooky, Steve and Gillian. Not surprisingly, all four singles are tracks 1 to 4 open.spotify.com/track/1Kr0lx2Y…

@Herring1967 I find the Aaron’s and the Aaron’s to be the most voiciferous. Each convinced their pronunciation is correct and horrified when the incorrect pronunciation is chosen.

I will have to break allegiance with the organisation. IAIN Ians are not Ians. What's next Jan, Euoan, John, Joan? Pathetic.

@LNER Thanks, I will happily pay to upgrade her to 1st class if that helps. I’m in C53.

@alan_leishman Thank you Alan, I will see if I can contact the train manager. ^Sam

@lner chaos on 1pm train to Aberdeen. A lady travelling with a baby has no seat and passengers blocking the aisles so she can’t move in Coach D. There doesn’t appear to be any guards to help.

@arstechnica Well he’s definitely dead, so……

A Bronze Age skeleton found in Israel provides another example of the early form of brain surgery known as trepanation—though evidence suggests this operation wasn't successful. trib.al/M7oe4WV

@wilko_andy Same

I think I might be ‘woke’, that seems to be portrayed as a bad thing but I don’t think it is really. Is it?

@PSBray Crispy duck and pancakes for me. Salty carbs were essential.

Inevitable outcome tonight 😉👀👀👀

@BigDaddyGroush I think that about covers me.

shout out to the back to normal crew - countdown to Easter crew - booking holiday crew - dry Jan crew - broken resolution crew

@BigDaddyGroush 100% hard agree .

People on public transport using facetime, watching videos and the like without headset or on speaker are the worse. Absolute shockers. #hopeyourbatterydies

@Rachelle_Hulme One of my neighbours has already got his outside Xmas lights up. Gets earlier every year.

@NadineDorries You say all that like it’s a bad thing.

If Labour win the next GE the first priority will be to ensure that there will never be a Conservative majority government again.This desire goes all the way back to moderate Blair. Starmer is v much on the left. He will make it happen. dailymail.co.uk/debate/article…

@Tim_Burgess I alternate between ‘Trouble understanding’ and ‘the blind stagger’.

And the best ever Charlatans song is…

@plathaen @HooleFoodMarket @ShitChester Stray cat strut

Trying to get the HFM monthly email finished for the good people of @ShitChester Any typos are the sole responsibility of Bea the Christmas kitten…. #ChristmasKitten #Kitten #KittensOfTwitter #CatsOfTwitter #Hoole #Chester

@kstav5 @martinclarkson Agreed Kev. Though remember, this is the same Liverpool who ‘can’t compete’ and ‘don’t spend money like City do’? £150m on three strikers says that ain’t so….

@martinclarkson i’m with you, the bigger teams are fighting for talent. liverpool are really good at it, get the business agreed out of window and done early. works best when the player has his heart set on a certain club and the selling club want to do right by the player.

An anybody help me understand how teams are announcing players signed when the transfer window doesn’t open for another 4 days??? Am I missing something?

@Rachelle_Hulme My wife did the same for a while but unfortunately they repeatedly shat outside the front door and our dog would roll in it. I subsequently resorted to putting food for them outside a neighbours house.

@kevebbs Martin Duffy and Andy Fletcher would have to take turns on keyboards for me……

If there is an afterlife 2022’s supergroup is a bit special: Taylor Hawkins on drums, Paul Ryder on bass, Wilko on lead, Andy Fletcher on keyboards and Terry Hall on vocals. Legends the lot of them 🙌 🕯️