Catswhisker

Why are they so raging that we want them to lose hahahahaha so funny man

@prodnose Nothing can go wrong now🇦🇷🇪🇸☠️

If Spain win this they may as well send the trophy across to the England camp now. No doubt. No analysis. We will win this World Cup.

@ThrillaRilla369 Amazing

Describe your childhood in one word , no story , just one word. Don’t overthink it

@T4YZO If they sign Hearty Harry the game is over……

Worst 2 months ever for Hearts fans surely?! So confident you were gona win the league. Lose it to a shite Celtic team with THREE minutes to go in the season, then lose Mcinnes, Shankland and Devlin to this mob 🤣 Shame that.

@EwenDCameron Is hearty Harry in jeopardy?

CAMMY DEVLIN Hearts deadline forced Rangers hand. Devlin will sign for Rangers. #Hearts #Rangers

@JamTarts Ffs, be entering the tenants sixes at this rate:-)

Heart of Midlothian can confirm that Cammy Devlin will not be returning to the club. Cammy was given a deadline by the club to commit to taking up the offer of a new deal, which he has failed to meet, and therefore leaves under freedom of contract. Cammy joined Hearts in August 2021 and would go on to make 176 appearances in maroon, scoring eight goals. The club thanks Cammy for his time at Tynecastle Park.

@NikkiArtist @TUIUK It’s very bizarre, they don’t understand why there getting put out airport with nowhere to go??

@alexanderwrob @TUIUK my son and his friends are in the same situation, no communication and no idea what to do next. Not ideal

@TUIUK hi, I’m aware of the chaos in zante but my daughter and her friends have been given their cases back and sent out the airport with no info, Following there flight home being cancelled. Apparently there’s one TUI rep on site. Can you help please?

@jonnyrmitch Pulp, every time!

Who are choosing out of the big 4 Britpop bands; Oasis, Blur, Pulp or Suede?

@MarcBhafc Took me 5 lines to realise it wasn’t a joke setup🤣🤣

@PolitlcsUK Be like shooting fish in a barrell for the breathalyser cops tomorrow:-)🚓🚙👮🚔🍺🍻

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BREAKING: The England v Mexico kick off has been delayed to 2am UK time

@kieran_ashton1 I do love that ep. It’s got lots going on. It’s my go to

Cairds is without a doubt the best episode of Still Game

@offtheballbbc Neil mccan

Who would you like to see as the next Scotland manager? 🤔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@PolitlcsUK @MadelynSmedley Step in the right direction, sadly the catalyst is saving police time/money, not protecting vulnerable people. There’s such a variety of people struggling for various reasons it needs a targeted approach, there’s many that can be helped to get back on the right track.

🚨 BREAKING: Rough sleeping will be decriminalised tomorrow as the Government repeals the 1824 Vagrancy Act It means police won’t be able to move on homeless people sleeping or begging on the streets

@ThrillaRilla369 Maid?

What do you call a guy who cooks, cleans, does the dishes, and goes grocery shopping? 🤔

@MediaSOI Fucking need it to get through that bag of shite…..

Cost of living crisis is getting ridiculous. Took the kids to watch Toy Story 5. Nearly £200!!!

@EwenDCameron So glad, system was mis- guided at best, his rudeness to reporters feeding back info to fans was a masterclass in how not to behave. At least the young team really know how it feels to support Scotland. No Scotland no p…………………

🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Steve Clarke has resigned #Scotland #WorldCup

@tobyfoster The clubs are dreadful compared to 2000s. Fuckin foetuses lecturing, without realising the need to drop a gag every so often. Every act doing crowd work, leave it to the compete and do your 5 ya spangles. Has gone rapidly downhill, sorry:-()!!

Which is the last "modern comedian" that you saw live?

@andrewlawrence Mind when ed sneaked into Russel brands house for a spontaneous interview to attract the youth vote, still makes my arse cringe..🙄😅

Bet Ed Miliband's house is fully air conditioned, with gas boiler, under floor heating and a tumble dryer, and right now he's got his sprinkler on in the garden.