Alexander

@lilninaaaaa Maybe no? I’m not ready

Take all of us, Lord, we are ready.

@IntegrityAvenue Sometimes the best thing you can do is distract yourself with a small, simple task. It gives you a chance to calm down, be left alone for a minute, and just relax. That’s what I do in real life.

@alexanderzone Damn I really felt this. “Where are you” “table for seven?” Like the overwhelming grip of everyone else’s expectations and having no words to give them

They asked for a story about someone delaying the inevitable with one more small action. So I wrote about the most reliable escape from responsibility known to office workers: One more coffee. "Get it done faster - we need to send it to the client right now!" my boss yells. "So, have you decided where we’re going tonight?" my wife texts. It’s almost four. Two more hours until the end of the workday. I need coffee. Office. Hallway. Elevator. Too many people. Stuffy air. Everyone killing time on a smoke break. Finally, the coffee machine. My phone won’t stop ringing. It’s my boss. I decline the call and press "Cappuccino." I have three minutes until the cup is full. That should be enough. My phone buzzes again. Boss: Where are you? Wife: Should I book a table for seven? The machine hums. The coffee is pouring too fast. I press "Cancel." "Something’s wrong with it," I tell the woman waiting behind me. I start another cappuccino. Wife: I booked it. Seven o’clock. Boss: The client expects the file by 4:15. It’s 4:13. The cup starts filling again. I press "Cancel." Now I have three more minutes.

@JasonTezos So… did he end up giving you his number after all? 😅

An anesthesiologist once told me that I have the smallest nostrils he’s ever seen.

@mrmikeMTL Sometimes I can’t even get through a CAPTCHA on the first try. At this point, I’m not even sure I’m human anymore. 😅

I need to know who here is still an actual human. Say something human

It can’t be just me who thought it looked pretty bland, repetitive, and graphically underwhelming, right? It honestly feels like almost everything - even the facial animations - is straight out of Spider-Man 2. So… where’s the progress? I’m also worried it’ll end up being nothing but boss fights and battles against random soldiers, with no real open world, or even something that feels close to one. Not buying it for now. I’ll wait for the reviews and decide then.

@IntegrityAvenue Thanks. It really grew on me too.

@alexanderzone This is clean. I like it!

I have no idea why I needed this, but alexander_95126 is now alexanderzone. Might as well use the perks of Premium+.

@jthecarnivore Oh, brother… Why would you do this to me? Fine. I’m grilling steaks tomorrow too. Promise.

Lunch is never boring.

@alexanderzone May your wish come true

I don’t ask for much. Just one post with 5 million views and 1,000 new followers in a day. Somehow even Santa refuses this very reasonable request.

@selurus My birthday. December 6, 1995.

@alexanderzone Nice, what was those numbers previously?

@Jainadave_ Thanks. I’m starting to like this handle too.

@alexanderzone That’s cool🤩🤩

@federicodonaton You’re really tempting me to switch back to Claude… Is it really that good?

Anthropic has done something to Fable's weekly limits. I've been using Fable 5 the entire day yesterday, and my weekly limit went only from 16% to 18%. What's going on 👀

@firstladyships Absolutely. People are generally pretty greedy by nature. That’s not even an insult it’s just a fact

People who only value you when you solve their problems don't love you. They love access. The moment access ends, so does their affection.

@waseemkhnwasi Haha, that’s some incredibly useful information, isn’t it? 😅

@alexanderzone Thank you for sharing

@leaving_tech Ten posts… That’s a lot of ideas you’ve got in your head

@alexanderzone I just try to post between 5 and 10 a day

Would you rather post 2 tweets that get a ton of views, or 4 tweets that end up with the same total views but higher engagement?

@Jtyles Who do I have to ask to make that happen?

@alexanderzone The issue is that you’re not asking for enough. Request not taken seriously

@Krithika_Reddy1 That’s honestly impressive. You’ve got a lot of ideas in your head, and I think that’s awesome

@alexanderzone I post based on my time availability, never planned like that

@PatriciaBrodhrs I kinda like it too. Has that dramatic main-character energy

@alexanderzone I like it.

@JamesMalsawm While I’m grabbing a coffee, the rest of the world can wait.

@alexanderzone I love the tension and the story structure. Hope you're not late and get scolded by the boss.

@darekgusto @leaving_tech Agree 👍

@leaving_tech @alexanderzone Only if you do a lot of commenting on big accounts.

@leaving_tech I use both Grok and X, and the difference compared to paying for them separately is only 10 bucks. So I decided to just give Premium+ a try.

@alexanderzone Interesting to know. Why is worth it for you?