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@JimJones628734 @CrazyyHub How can you measure with highway lines? /gen

@CrazyyHub Thought the trucker might gave been speeding but he was going 55mph according to the highway lines unless someone messed with the video.

That cop has no one to blame but himself for that...

@EdaG889915 Can I have the recipe 🙏🏼

This is going to make people crash out but I added a 0.005% dilution of bleach to my sinus rinse recipe (1/4 tsp per liter) and it's genuinely life changing and makes me wonder wtf has been growing in my sinuses for the last 35 years

@BriGuySense @RoxaneLGibson1 Brandishing a gun/ rifle at a crowd is considered violence.

20 years for a non-violent crime and no criminal record is ridiculous. People who commit physical assault almost never get a sentence this harsh. Effectively 0% of the time. In most cases, they get less than 5 years and serve minimal jail time - if any. But some words deserves 20 years? Absurd.

They were in absolute fear for their lives. They would have hung these people if they thought they could get away with. Now crying because they have to pay for their hate.

I don’t want a weighted blanket I want a bunch of blankets to weigh me down.

@Eduardo11932996 @SetsunaMeiouu @nosfealu Die!! Weirdo

@SetsunaMeiouu @nosfealu Ja tem muita de 13 anos mais rodada na bucta que mulher de 40

Vocês querem saber a verdade sobre a cena? Sobre o Lannister bonzinho? Kk

@ribara999 @AO_SW19 Ya momma is a clown for birthing you

@AO_SW19 Naomi looks like a clown don't try to twist it

“Classy” “Disrespectful to the sport” “Innovative” “Trashy” “Cheap”

@IanRunkle Yall are the same customers who are upset I left the package at the street because it’s too heavy.

@nancy__shaw @IanRunkle “Sent the guy” as if people don’t run a dedicated route

@IanRunkle Like that one time I had a couch delivered and I lived on the 3rd floor and they sent the guy that had 1 lung 🤦🏼‍♀️

@verncrawford @IanRunkle Untrue I used to work for fedex and they told us we can ask for help from customers,,, like yall are the one who ordered it YOU deal with it. My contract says I only have to carry 50lbs myself. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@IanRunkle It's a trap. Either they're going to kidnap you (unlikely) or this driver needs retraining. Customers are not covered under the company's insurance, and therefore cannot touch the package until it is marked "delivered."

@kuanyshkuanysh @moong3nder Yes

ive never seen someone gain and lose public favour in such quick succession lmao men rlly are such fucking losers

@AdventistCowboy @theo_nash You mom should’ve swallowed

@theo_nash Here is the thing, the paper was not great. But a functional society does not have people clearly confused about base reality as educators. That man should be in therapy and mental institutions not a classroom.

The freedom to think and say what you want does not extend to getting the grade you want, especially when the essay (reproduced down thread) clearly did not follow the assignment. I might have been nice and given it 5 points (since it was, mirabile dictu, clearly written). But the instructors’ comments are clear, balanced, and fair. If all you want to do is share your own views without any critical reflection, and assume that doing so constitutes completing any given assignment, you probably shouldn’t be at university.

@Strangeland_Elf Also who wants two giant snowflakes highlighting your tits??

So I was complaining before about women’s sweaters being lower quality than men’s sweaters, but here is an actual comparison. These are both originally $120, but you get a better product (and more material) with the men’s one. If I were to get one it would be the men’s sweater because it just feels significantly nicer and would last significantly longer. Do women care that companies feel like they can get away with selling you objectivity inferior products at the same price?

@Wide_Eyed_Doe @NolanAnalyst This gif makes me want to lookup fanfics of them

@NolanAnalyst "When I got home, Ben..."

Matt Damon recounts what he told Ben Affleck when he questioned him about the filming of THE ODYSSEY “When I got home, Ben [Affleck] was asking me about it. And I said, ‘Every location on this movie would have been the toughest location on any film I’ve ever done. And every day of shooting would have been the toughest day of shooting on any other movie I’ve ever done.’” (via @empiremagazine)

@liquorandkarate @fentyoncemotha @sadhotgirI That’s what I was thinking. You have to pay staff especially well to keep their mouths shut.

@fentyoncemotha @sadhotgirI In those places they pay for privacy just as much as treatment

this hurts my heart. fuck everybody fr

@msxhighness @talleyberrybaby Ugly bitch that’s not even funny

@talleyberrybaby lemme call I-C-E ….

bitch so i’m at the mexican and i ask the medium old gay guy next to me what he got, he gone say “oh, a skinny margarita” so i tell the bartender “i’ll have what he has” i get my bill? THAT BITCH $30 cause it’s some custom shit they make for him. SIR YOU NEED TO DISCLOSE THAT THAT IS NOT A PLAIN JANE MARGARITA. I COULDVE MADE 10 DAYS WORTH OF SPAGHETTI WITH THAT MONEY.

@Rittin @dieworkwear Meh I could not care less about any child rapist regardless of their cultural impact. We would have music either way.

@dieworkwear God I miss Prince so much. He was everything.

High heels were originally worn by men. The style comes from 10th century Persian cavalry officers who wanted shoes to sit more securely in the stirrup. In the 17th century, high heels were a sign of nobility, as they were worn by European kings and their couriers. It wasn't until the 18th century when the tall heel became feminized and Western men largely shifted to more sober, utilitarian attire. However, the high heel continued on in the 20th century — often worn by musicians, creative types, and men who resisted conventional norms of their day. It was also widely worn in the 1970s. In his book House of Nutter, Lance Richardson describes the men who clomped up and down Savile Row in their fashionable high heels as they went to see their bespoke tailor Tommy Nutter. That said, in my opinion, the person in the original tweet would look better if they wore a slightly looser leg that fit cleanly over the shoe. IMO, a stacked denim leg looks more at home with side-zip boots.

@TomCat7995 @DecryptSats @DanielleFong Calculus

@DecryptSats @DanielleFong Is “calc” short for anything? Never heard that.

used to do physics homework in college, we had a routine, get a pizza, finish everything, found out later my compatriot was programming all the solutions into a calculator and reselling for a buck an answer in the physics lounge before the deadline. wrote a book on calculator programming with a professor after

@EagleEyeEd @righttobikeit Comparing a light that is 1ft long on average vs a light the size of your palm is CRAZY.

@righttobikeit Do black vehicles wrap themselves with hivis ? Or do the red lights on the back tick the box ... what an opinionated cu*t

@jayjemily I need someone to repost the image. This is too funny.

at least we know where she stands with ai but her not remembering that is actually so funny!!!

@DavidGowin95282 @FalconryFinance This guy was charged with 3 felonies despite no drugs being found. Mistake my ass.

@FalconryFinance Cops make mistakes. Our system is definitely not perfect. I mean what do you do here